Sir Bartholemeu Stilton said:
(not mine, but funny)
Mine:
I was playing a game of zombie mod in Counter Strike. We were in a map which included drivable boats (which didn't really handle well. kinda slide a bit). Me and the few surviving humans had jumped in a boat and I was driving them around the map, trying to avoid the zombies who had jumped in the other boat. I was evading as well as i could whil my allies were firing at the zombie boat. Eventually, I hit a corner which caused my boat to spin and I crashed the side of my boat into the side of the zombie's. As they begin to board, I grab my shotgun and begin shooting them off as they come. One of my passangers wasn't as capable and gets turned and the rest of us soon followed.
Halo PC:
I was playing capture the flag on the map "Death Island". The teams had been gringing up against each other for a good while and neither one of us was making much progress, so I decided to go up the side. I grabbed a warthog and drove it along the beach to avoid contact.
When I reached the base, I ran over the person guarding the flag, grabbed the flag, and hopped back in to speed back to score. Another enemy popped out of the base and began shooting at me and, to get away faster, I drove off of the cliff into a cluster of vehicles. Even though I tried spinning to not flip, I fell out and began running between vehicles to avoid fire. I jump into a ghost, but at the same time, my persuer grabs a scorpion tank. He opens fire, but misses and I finish him off by circle-strafing (at this point, my health is in the yellow).
I am nearly back to my base when an enemy begins firing at me from a cliff. I rush forward to capture the flag before I die, but I get caught on my ghost and get killed by a granade which knocks the flag into a corner. He rushes into the base and grabs our flag and runs off while my ally chases. I respawn and kill him with my pistol and go to return our flag while my ally goes for their's. When I get back, I find that the flag is secure, but it has fallen into the hands of someone who is AFK...and friendly fire is turned off. Me and this other guy ended up having to grenade him into the flag pole in order to score!
And that is the story of how a person, who wasn't even playing, stole my point.
CoD4:
I had a game where I went 100 and 20 in shipment with a shotgun without camping in a corner.