Most Hated NPC

[Ultress]

I haven't seen a thread like this in a while so here we are.


It's exactly what it says on the tin:Who is your least favorite NPC, be it the ass hat who takes your money in a scam or the annoying helper character who will not shut their mouth.


I'll start it off: Fisher the Breezebuilder from Ripto's Rage.He had you do one of the most annoying orb challenges(IMO)in the game,but that alone would not really make me hate him. It's the fact that every time you fail he says "Trouble with the trolley ,eh"in his condescending voice,it feels like he's taking glee in mocking you. It just sends me into a rage that makes my friend giggle.


EDIT: I meant to put this in gaming disscussion, If a mod would be nice enough to move it that'd be great,thank you.

 

[Haxxle]

*Casts vote for Oblivion's Adoring Fan Npc*

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

Colonel Autumn. I despise that bastard.

 

[Ixnay1111]

Any lowly rogue in a game where you wield the power to slay dragons and the like. It seems every weak character thinks they can intimidate you.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Civilians that won't surrender when you yell at them in SWAT4.

Armed gunman are running round shooting things, armed police are sent in to protect you from them...follow their instructions, honestly.

 

[Billska]

"Hey, listen."
Need I say more?

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

This guy.


Seriously, I'm more than willing to bet that the voice actor himself had it in for this character and probably punched himself in the gut. DOUCHE!

 

[WalrusPowers]

*Casts vote for Oblivion's Adoring Fan Npc*

Beat me to it. Seriously, I must have killed that asshole OVER and OVER again. F5, mouse1, F9, repeat.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

Civilians that won't surrender when you yell at them in SWAT4.

Armed gunman are running round shooting things, armed police are sent in to protect you from them...follow their instructions, honestly.

Yeah but this way you get to tear gas, rubber bullet and bean bag them into submission (sadist? moi?)

I vote for shopkeepers that have repetitive spoken phrases e.g:
Costalot from Viva Pinata
Any shop from Might and Magic 7

If I'm going to have to shop there a lot please don't make a character that I want to murder over and over again the shopkeeper.

 

[Torrasque]

Hmmm... the NPC that I hate the mo-"STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!"
What the fuck?! This is my home! I am in be-"PAY THE FINE, GO TO JAIL, OR I WILL FUCK YOU UP"
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! WHAT DID I EVEN D-"PAY THE FINE!" *swings sword at me*

Yeah, I fucking hate the fucking Oblivion guards...
Even more so than NPCs in WoW that are simply not where they are supposed to be
Their only redeeming feature, is getting them to kill each other.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Fargoth.

Look at that little shitbag. You just wanna make his face into some sort of pie and feed it to something nasty so it shits it out and then his face is shit. I'll give you your ring back in hell you fuck.

God.

 

[onyx452]

Sheva from Resident Evil 5. My friend had gone through that entire game suffering with her and then for the final boss fight asked me to pick up the controller since my lack of Resident Evil skillz was much better than the AIncompetence.

 

[Toshiooh]

My hate is pretty specific: Donald and Goofy from kingdom hearts 1

My memory of the game being: GET OUT OF THE F***ING WAY I CAN' T SEE THE ENEMY! or the usual stop using my elixirs for nothing, don't use that skill, stop attacking enemys from the wrong side etc... loved the game though.

 

[Adanos]

Mud from Gothic 1

 

[Queen Michael]

Jar-jar Binks from Star Wars ep. 1 the Video Game. Why wouldn't he shut his mouth?

 

[TornadoFive]

Conrad Verner, from Mass Effect. He just really got on my nerves, but I had to play nice with him, cause my Shepard was a goody-two shoes.

 

[Rumble Phish]

"Hey, listen."
Need I say more?

No you do not.

But the worse is the final fight against Ganondorf/Ganon when after reuniting with you for the second stage she make a big speech about how this time she will help you and blah blah blah. But then when combat starts...

Navi "Hey, listen"
Player "No I'm busy"
"Hey, listen"
"I said I'm busy"
"Hey, listen"
"Shut the f#ck up!"
"Hey, listen"
"Fine! What?!"
"I don't know what to do!"

Then everything goes red a controller lies broken.

 

[captaincabbage]

*Casts vote for Oblivion's Adoring Fan Npc*

I see your "adoring fan" and raise you a Fargoth. I don't know why, but something just makes me want to punch him in the face.

Spoiler

 

[sam42ification]

*Casts vote for Oblivion's Adoring Fan Npc*

I would have to say that every npc in oblivion makes me angry there are only like 4 voice actors but i still love the game. My most hated npc would have to be ezio's sister claudia. One of my favourite moments in the series is when she opens the brothel because i would then imagine ezio calling her a dirty hooker.