Most Hated NPC

[captaincabbage]

Fargoth.

Look at that little shitbag. You just wanna make his face into some sort of pie and feed it to something nasty so it shits it out and then his face is shit. I'll give you your ring back in hell you fuck.

God.

holy shit, there's someone else who hates Fargoth to that degree. I'm so happy I think I'm gonna cry.

also, for the record, I screenshotted your post because it was the funniest thing I've read all day, and I've been on lolbot all afternoon.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

"Hey, listen."
Need I say more?

No, no you don't.

I really dislike you Toad. STOP REPEATING YOURSELF, I KNOW!

 

[Zhukov]

Wynne from Dragon Age Origins.

Not sure why exactly. It's just that somehow the attempt to portray elderly wisdom went horribly wrong.

 

[ThisIsSnake]

Jeeves from Tomb Raider 3,

He is immortal
He has lighting fast reflexes
He makes a terrifying mumbling noise as he endlessly stalks you
He has the slow shuffling pace of a zombie
He is impeccably dressed
His purpose is to serve you, but he has an empty tray and there is no food left, clearly his broken, non 3 laws compliant brain has deduced that his next action is to feed you to yourself.

If you did not lure him into the freezer to trap him for all eternity then you are a braver man than I.

 

[ThisIsSnake]

Wynne from Dragon Age Origins.

Not sure why exactly. It's just that somehow the attempt to portray elderly wisdom went horribly wrong.

We never do see the young girl she stole her body from O_O

 

[MercurySteam]

"Hey, listen."
Need I say more?

Darn. Ninja'd.

I'm just gonna say Orlesians from Dragon Age. It's defiantly the accent.

 

[Boba Frag]

This guy.


Seriously, I'm more than willing to bet that the voice actor himself had it in for this character and probably punched himself in the gut. DOUCHE!

I'm only playing Red Dead Redemption for the first time myself, but he actually mutters about the Jewish conspiracy and other hateful tripe while you're in his store buying stuff!!
Hats off to Rockstar for giving Herbert a fitting end.

Incidentally, I cheated while playing poker (on purpose) and who should challenge me to a duel but Herbert Moon??

I swear, I've shot that man so many times he must sound like wind chime in a breeze.

Another reason why I love John Marston's no bullshit, straight talking take on life.

 

[darth.pixie]

Bastila from KotOR. Damn I hate the *****. Spoiled Jennifer Hale for me.

Also, does Commander Shepard count? Don't think so.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Cousin! Let's go bowling!
That is all.

 

[Vault101]

Colonel Autumn. I despise that bastard.

yes! I agree in fact whole enclave I hated them sooo much

but for that game I think we know who the winner is hands down....

Now in that game a was a whiter than white angel, I did nothing wrong I didnt even steal

but this basterd I wanted to shove a nuka grenade down his throat

Im talking about mayor Macreedy, the kid from little lamplight, arrogant little prick who KNEW he couldnt die becuase he was a kid.....the only charachhter I hate in that game and I cant kill him

anyway there was all collion moriarty but I made short work of him

 

[Vault101]

Bastila from KotOR. Damn I hate the *****. Spoiled Jennifer Hale from me.

Also, does Commander Shepard count? Don't think so.

I think mabye that one is more annoying because on one hand I really like shepard but on the other he/she has the potential to be a major prick and I hate think about one of my favorite charachters being that way

....Bastila is Jenifer Hale? wow mabye I should finally play KOTOR

 

[Luk3us]

Any lowly rogue in a game where you wield the power to slay dragons and the like. It seems every weak character thinks they can intimidate you.

Exactly, its like I've just slaughtered an entire town and then some lone punk comes up and starts talking smack. At a certain point, people like that should run away screaming, praying to whatever deity for sanctuary.

 

[putowtin]

Any of the villagers in Fable II and Fable III, you all look the same, have the same voice and piss me right off!

 

[TheKruzdawg]

I would have to say most of my rage, especially lately, has been directed at Kaiden Alenko from Mass Effect. Every single time that I use him in my party (which is hardly ever now) he always ends up standing directly in front of me during a firefight and is ALWAYS the first person to get killed. Without fail. He is tactically useless and I never really found him that interesting.

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

Colonel Autumn. I despise that bastard.

yes! I agree in fact whole enclave I hated them sooo much

but for that game I think we know who the winner is hands down....

Now in that game a was a whiter than white angel, I did nothing wrong I didnt even steal

but this basterd I wanted to shove a nuka grenade down his throat

Im talking about mayor Macreedy, the kid from little lamplight, arrogant little prick who KNEW he couldnt die becuase he was a kid.....the only charachhter I hate in that game and I cant kill him

anyway there was all collion moriarty but I made short work of him

If you have Fallout 3 for PC their is a mod where you can kill Mayor Maccready. And I agree about Moriarty, he dies every time.

 

[brunothepig]

Fargoth.

Spoiler

Look at that little shitbag. You just wanna make his face into some sort of pie and feed it to something nasty so it shits it out and then his face is shit. I'll give you your ring back in hell you fuck.

God.

You can totally fuck him over though, if you didn't know. Give him the ring, get innkeeper love/cheap prices, then do that side quest from that guy at the top of the stairs about Fargoth's hiding place, the ring is in there. It's not even worth keeping, but I do it every time just to pull one over on the bastard. Then when you talk to him he's all panicky cause the ring is gone again. HA!
OT: I dunno... Navi gets honourary mention, but everyone knows she's a total *****.
So, I shall say Carth from KOTOR. He just pissed me off.

*Casts vote for Oblivion's Adoring Fan Npc*

I lost him... Left him in one of my houses, forgot which one, eventually visited all of them and he was nowhere to be found.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sticky from Fallout 3.

May a Deathclaw find him and eviscerate him. Amen.

 

[norwegian-guy]

I want to go with Tingles from Zelda, but I'll have to go with the entire cast from FFXIII, 'specially Hope.
"But norwegian-gut," (you may say)"Hope is a playable character. This is about NPCs!"
To you I say: "you call that playable characters? I've had more interactions with NPCs in PS1-games!"

 

[Josef Hewitt]

Fargoth is a good shout, had to do his stupid little quest everytime i started a new character in Morrowind, which was alot.
But there must be more annoying NPCs out there, Imoen from the Baldurs Gate series gets my vote, hate that you actually HAVE to go and save her, most useless mage/theif ever, and i've made a few shitty ones in my time.