Most Hilarious Checkout Items

[gbemery]

Searched and I don't think anyone has done this yet.

What are the most hilarious combination of items you bought or seen someone buy that might have caused a few laughs or questions to go through the cashier's head?

At walmart I was standing in line behind a guy who was buying a 24 pack of toliet paper, vaseline, funnel, hot sauce and tylenol.

 

[Flying-Emu]

Six pounds of dog food, a thermometer, Motrin, and a whiffle ball bat.

Oh, that was hilarious.

 

[RedPandaMan]

A watermelon, vaseline, and a drill. It was a really strange thing to see, as I was more wondering where he got the watermelon, when I checked they were sold out. What a waste of delicious watermelon!

 

[Citrus]

Well, there's the ol' classic you see when you work at a fast-food place: someone (usually overweight) orders an extremely fatty meal "with a diet coke".

 

[gbemery]

Well, there's the ol' classic you see when you work at a fast-food place: someone (usually overweight) orders an extremely fatty meal "with a diet coke".

The largest diet coke you have none the less

 

[Smokeydubbs]

Well, there's the ol' classic you see when you work at a fast-food place: someone (usually overweight) orders an extremely fatty meal "with a diet coke".

They are watching their figure.

I like seeing nervous dads buying tampons.

 

[Mr Sunday Night]

I saw one of the Doctors from the hospital near where I live buying 4 6-packs of beer, 2 bottles of vodka, a bottle of Jack Daniels and a few bottles of wine.
Gotta love a drunk medical professional.

 

[Cowabungaa]

A 13 year old boy, whom I know had a girlfriend, buying condoms made me go "bawwwwww." Couldn't imagine that little snot having sex though, but still funny that they want to try.

 

[Bobtowna]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoRtkZHL_LE
at 1:10

 

[Curiosity's Cat]

said this in another thread, but 14 tubs of lanolin (hand cream) a box of tissues and a tube of horny goat weed.

 

[Boxpopper]

Before going to the mall to watch Terminator: Salvation, my friend bought condoms, a lighter, and skittles at Walmart. He ate the skittles during the movie, but he didn't do anything with the rest.

 

[Lazarus Long]

Well, there's the ol' classic you see when you work at a fast-food place: someone (usually overweight) orders an extremely fatty meal "with a diet coke".

I do that. Not because I give a toss about calories, but because sugar does bad things to me. Hyperglycemia is annoying.

 

[Beefcakes]

Before going to the mall to watch Terminator: Salvation, my friend bought condoms, a lighter, and skittles at Walmart. He ate the skittles during the movie, but he didn't do anything with the rest.

That you know of...

I saw one of the Doctors from the hospital near where I live buying 4 6-packs of beer, 2 bottles of vodka, a bottle of Jack Daniels and a few bottles of wine.
Gotta love a drunk medical professional.

Hmm, I think I like this doctor
Not enough to want him to be mine, but enough to go get pissed with him...

 

[gbemery]

Before going to the mall to watch Terminator: Salvation, my friend bought condoms, a lighter, and skittles at Walmart. He ate the skittles during the movie, but he didn't do anything with the rest.

That you know of...

lol exactly what I was thinking

 

[Citrus]

Well, there's the ol' classic you see when you work at a fast-food place: someone (usually overweight) orders an extremely fatty meal "with a diet coke".

I do that. Not because I give a toss about calories, but because sugar does bad things to me. Hyperglycemia is annoying.

By saying that "you do that", you mean that you order the massive, unhealthy meal as well, right? I thought that there was still a pretty substantial amount of glucose in the food as well as the drink.

 

[Sark]

Condoms, a shoelace and a rockmelon.

 

[Arcanz]

I don't get why fat people buy diet coke? Diet coke is worse than sugar when it comes to making you fat. It makes the body produce loads of insulin, wich is supposed to take up the glucose from the sugar, but there is no sugar there. So it makes you even larger.
Silly people, no sugar doesn't mean it's healthy.

Anyways, that aside. Strangest things, Ice cream in the middle of the winter. As it gets rather cold up here in Norway (Viking land). I have also seen this one guy buy a hockey stick, a cucumber and some vaselin. That seemed rather odd if you ask me, unless he's into that stuff. You never know.

Edit: Spelling errors