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The Riff

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A guy buying a cucumber and a pack of condoms... I pretty much went WTF in my head.
 

Kyvinaria

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Dec 10, 2008
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Condom's, whipped cream, and lube. Didn't even realize how awesome a receipt it was until I got to the car
 

Kyvinaria

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Condoms, whipped cream and lube. Didn't even realize how awesome the receipt was until I got to the car.
 

Kyvinaria

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Condom's, whipped cream, and lube. Didn't even realize how awesome a receipt it was until I got to the car
 

Lazarus Long

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Citrus Insanity said:
Lazarus Long said:
Citrus Insanity said:
Well, there's the ol' classic you see when you work at a fast-food place: someone (usually overweight) orders an extremely fatty meal "with a diet coke".
I do that. Not because I give a toss about calories, but because sugar does bad things to me. Hyperglycemia is annoying.
By saying that "you do that", you mean that you order the massive, unhealthy meal as well, right? I thought that there was still a pretty substantial amount of glucose in the food as well as the drink.
Well, not the super-mega-fattie meal, but a cheeseburger with bacon, yeah. Liquids just hit me harder.
 

Agent Larkin

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Ok not really funny more disturbing.

A couple pushed a trolley full of cider up to the checkout. They also had a packet of nappies. They didn't have enough for both so they put the nappies back. That kid has been doomed to be a Skanger for the rest of their life.
 

Insanum

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Whipped cream & baby wipes.

what i bought them for: Practcal joke...my mum didnt think so ¬¬
 

chefassassin2

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Citrus Insanity said:
Well, there's the ol' classic you see when you work at a fast-food place: someone (usually overweight) orders an extremely fatty meal "with a diet coke".
To be a little bit fair and play devil's advocate, that's my Da. He typically will go and order food for my stepmom on the way home from work. She doesn't drink soda, and he's diabetic, so he never drinks any regular Coke, always diet. I do the same thing, not because of the calorie factor, but the sugar issue, also being diabetic.
 

AngloDoom

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I looked up from my till to see a sweet little child of around six holding a six-pack of beer and a juice-bottle. I almost fell over with shock until her mother came running up from somewhere after retrieving some bread.

Still, the security-guard laughed his ass off at my expression.
 

Grab-bag

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A pack of bananas, tissues, can of beans, mars bar and a toilet plunger. It was for practical jokes but the guy at the counter gave me a really! funny look!
 

andrat

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gbemery said:
Citrus Insanity said:
Well, there's the ol' classic you see when you work at a fast-food place: someone (usually overweight) orders an extremely fatty meal "with a diet coke".
The largest diet coke you have none the less
I do that all the time. Because I like the taste.
I am not even close to overweight
 

timmytom1

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A few years ago a freind of mine was working on checkouts at the local supermarket,one of his first customers bout 67 lighbulbs ,i lol`d hard
 

megatron2.0

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cool whip, condoms, soap, and a pack of hotdogs. .............. i don't even want to explain it