Most hilarious Dialog when taken out of context.

[Thyunda]

"its a fight of 300 against 10,000" - Legolas before the battle of helms deep.

I don't get it.

"My love for Toya soaks into everything I make!" - Makoto, Enchanted Arms.

 

[pompom8volt]

"We're going to need you to play twing twong."
If you don't know what that's from then you're better off for it.

isnt it twing twang??

no sir

And I'd have to say.... Actuely mine would have to be the twing twong one.

 

[Flying-Emu]

"Wow, you almost became a Jill sandwich!"

I win.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Do I win?

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

From MGS 2:

Raiden: "Colonel? I've got Emma Emmerich here... we've managed to avoid
drowning."


Come to think of it.. it's hilarious in context too!

And if that doesen't count (Despite the epic amount of fail it gives off) Probably.. "Ah.. So I guess you saw me naked?" From MGS 3. Ah Big Boss.. You little pervert xD

I love the way he says it, like he's so resolute in the fact that he was able to keep them from drowning in stagnant water.

 

[Hazy]

From MGS 2:

Raiden: "Colonel? I've got Emma Emmerich here... we've managed to avoid
drowning."


Come to think of it.. it's hilarious in context too!

And if that doesen't count (Despite the epic amount of fail it gives off) Probably.. "Ah.. So I guess you saw me naked?" From MGS 3. Ah Big Boss.. You little pervert xD

I love the way he says it, like he's so resolute in the fact that he was able to keep them from drowning in stagnant water.

I just find that he even makes the call to be hilarious in it's own merit. I can bet that Colonel Campbell was thinking: "Well no shit, Sherlock."

 

[timmytom1]

"We're going to need you to play twing twong."
If you don't know what that's from then you're better off for it.

I have bad memories of the sections involving that particular character anyway

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

*snip*

I think it would've been greater if Raiden came back "Colonel, I really screwed the pooch, she got caught in some steel mesh and I couldn't save her. But I searched her body like any good special ops operative would and found this funny looking disk, maybe it'll be of some use"

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

"I'm at the access point to the sun."

-Sgt. J. Forge

 

[benbenthegamerman]

"Can you give me some help?"
"Sure, just try and jiggle it a little bit."

-Random dialog from a simpsons episode, someone trying to take a car key from the ignition.

 

[TheMedicated]

"You had me squeeze all those nuts for nothing?!" (anime: Those who hunt elves)
"Here you can use this as an eye poker" (Futurama)
"How does one eat courage? It's a testicle isn't it?" (comic Looking for Group)

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

I'm tempted to go dig up that one thing about the robot girl that needs to be recharged, although that's hilarious even in the context they have in the game.

Plus I don't even remember what game it was... Pretty sure it was DS though if that helps.

Also Snake talking to the weapons guy in MGS3, the entire box conversation can be cut into little immature pieces. That game is awesome!

 

[pompom8volt]

"We're going to need you to play twing twong."
If you don't know what that's from then you're better off for it.

isnt it twing twang??

no sir

And I'd have to say.... Actuely mine would have to be the twing twong one.

Ok unless were thinking of different things it is twing twang, I am of course thinking of heavenly sword. If your referencing something else. what?? and also I apologise.

hmm, I played the demo yesterday.... I could have sworn it was twing twong.

 

[theultimateend]

"It's so small... I can't even find it!"

Super delicious cookies for anyone who can think of what TV show that was from.

Dilbert?
EDIT: Ninja'd...

"A bit further, yes! You did it!" -Some game I can't remember.

whatever it was I've played it too so you have good taste.

I just don't recall. I just know I laughed pretty hard. I'm immature .

 

[DuplicateValue]

The entire cutscene the first time you see Vaan in FFXII. Seriously, go watch it in the right mindset and it's hilarious!

 

[dommyuk]

Final Fantasy X-2
Two characters Nooj and Leblanc (<dresses and acts like a whore), walk out of a room together. After Leblanc has given Nooj info on Vegnagun (a large mech with the ability to destroy the planet).

Nooj: Thankyou Leblanc.
Leblanc: Anything for you, love.
Nooj: Now I finally know the location of Vegnagun.

The way they say it is just hilarious and I can't keep a straight face during that scene.

it's found at 14:20 - 14:40 on this vid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6YRwwDEtL0&feature=related