Most hilarious Team Fotress 2 quote

[Spirultima]

i would go with either "Whats that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!"

or my personal favourite "Thanks for standin' still, wanka!"

 

[G1eet]

"Who touched my gun? WHO TOUCHED SASHA?!"

ironically, i'm using him in a school project.

 

[Deguasser]

"BOINK!"...

That was lame but oh well.

 

[Spirultima]

"Who touched my gun? WHO TOUCHED SASHA?!"

ironically, i'm using him in a school project.

Haha, im interested to know, what is the project on him?

(and just for nerd's sake its "*click, click, click* Oh my god, Who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?")

 

[Avatar Roku]

Can we use stuff from the Meet the Team [http://www.tf2.com/movies.htm] videos? If so, I'd have to go with this:

"If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!" Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting then you do pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it to ensure that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one! And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a Tzu!

...Unless it's a farm.

 

[sgtshock]

"If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!"

"What sick man sends BABIES to fight me?!"

 

[Flying-Emu]

Can we use stuff from the Meet the Team [http://www.tf2.com/movies.htm] videos? If so, I'd have to go with this:

"If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!" Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting then you do pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it to ensure that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one! And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a Tzu!

...Unless it's a farm.

Oh God, I laughed so hard when I watched those videos.

The Scout's is the best.

 

[G1eet]

"Who touched my gun? WHO TOUCHED SASHA?!"

ironically, i'm using him in a school project.

Haha, im interested to know, what is the project on him?

(and just for nerd's sake its "*click, click, click* Oh my god, Who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?")

lol mea culpa.

well, it's for french class (i would much rather be taking german), and it's supposed to reinforce our understanding of tenses (past tense, past tense imperfect, etc.)
we're supposed to draw something happening in the past, so me and my partner are drawing a heavy fighting a leprechaun atop a beaver.

sad, yes, but i'm hoping to stump my teacher, seeing as she barely knows any more of the language than our class does.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

"If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!"

"What sick man sends BABIES to fight me?!"

If i may ask, who said that when/where?

"MMHmmm!" ~ Pyro("Incoming!")

 

[Avatar Roku]

Can we use stuff from the Meet the Team [http://www.tf2.com/movies.htm] videos? If so, I'd have to go with this:

"If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!" Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting then you do pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it to ensure that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one! And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a Tzu!

...Unless it's a farm.

Oh God, I laughed so hard when I watched those videos.

The Scout's is the best.

You listening? Okay, grass grows, birds fly, sun shines and bruddah, I hurt people.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Who touched my gun? WHO TOUCHED SASHA?!"

ironically, i'm using him in a school project.

Haha, im interested to know, what is the project on him?

(and just for nerd's sake its "*click, click, click* Oh my god, Who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?")

lol mea culpa.

well, it's for french class (i would much rather be taking german), and it's supposed to reinforce our understanding of tenses (past tense, past tense imperfect, etc.)
we're supposed to draw something happening in the past, so me and my partner are drawing a heavy fighting a leprechaun atop a beaver.

sad, yes, but i'm hoping to stump my teacher, seeing as she barely knows any more of the language than our class does.

A Russian in french class. AWSOME!

"Look at me. I'm a black scottish cyclops....So you wee buggers with your head full of eyeballs come and get me..... Oh well they are going to have to glue you back together IN HELL!" -Meet the Demoman.

 

[Nargleblarg]

"Boom Headshot"

 

[Darmort]

"Sun Tsu said that, I think he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal. Because he invented! Then he perfected it so that no man could best him in the ring of honour!"

"OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!" - What other noise are you supposed to make while eating a subway?

 

[Avatar Roku]

"Who touched my gun? WHO TOUCHED SASHA?!"

ironically, i'm using him in a school project.

Haha, im interested to know, what is the project on him?

(and just for nerd's sake its "*click, click, click* Oh my god, Who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?")

lol mea culpa.

well, it's for french class (i would much rather be taking german), and it's supposed to reinforce our understanding of tenses (past tense, past tense imperfect, etc.)
we're supposed to draw something happening in the past, so me and my partner are drawing a heavy fighting a leprechaun atop a beaver.

sad, yes, but i'm hoping to stump my teacher, seeing as she barely knows any more of the language than our class does.

A Russian in french class. AWSOME!

"Look at me. I'm a black scottish cyclops....So you wee buggers with your head full of eyeballs come and get me..... Oh well they are going to have to glue you back together IN HELL!" -Meet the Demoman.

Sorry, I have to correct that part:

So! You're so proud, so cock-sure, prancing about with your head full of eyeballs...!

 

[sgtshock]

"If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!"

"What sick man sends BABIES to fight me?!"

If i may ask, who said that when/where?

"MMHmmm!" ~ Pyro("Incoming!")

The first quote is said by the soldier when he kills someone.

The second quote is from the Heavy when he is on a killing spree. He frequently calls the enemy team 'babies' due to his comparatively huge size, i.e. "Who sends all these babies to fight?" or when destroying a dispenser: "I destroy coward diaper changing station!"

 

[Spirultima]

"Who touched my gun? WHO TOUCHED SASHA?!"

ironically, i'm using him in a school project.

Haha, im interested to know, what is the project on him?

(and just for nerd's sake its "*click, click, click* Oh my god, Who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?")

lol mea culpa.

well, it's for french class (i would much rather be taking german), and it's supposed to reinforce our understanding of tenses (past tense, past tense imperfect, etc.)
we're supposed to draw something happening in the past, so me and my partner are drawing a heavy fighting a leprechaun atop a beaver.

sad, yes, but i'm hoping to stump my teacher, seeing as she barely knows any more of the language than our class does.

Wow, if i were your teacher i would give straight A*s just for the idea

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"Who touched my gun? WHO TOUCHED SASHA?!"

ironically, i'm using him in a school project.

Haha, im interested to know, what is the project on him?

(and just for nerd's sake its "*click, click, click* Oh my god, Who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?")

lol mea culpa.

well, it's for french class (i would much rather be taking german), and it's supposed to reinforce our understanding of tenses (past tense, past tense imperfect, etc.)
we're supposed to draw something happening in the past, so me and my partner are drawing a heavy fighting a leprechaun atop a beaver.

sad, yes, but i'm hoping to stump my teacher, seeing as she barely knows any more of the language than our class does.

A Russian in french class. AWSOME!

"Look at me. I'm a black scottish cyclops....So you wee buggers with your head full of eyeballs come and get me..... Oh well they are going to have to glue you back together IN HELL!" -Meet the Demoman.

Sorry, I have to correct that part:

So! You're so proud, so cock-sure, prancing about with your head full of eyeballs...!

I was trying to type it from memory. I'm actually glad i got that much right.

 

[The Great JT]

Scout: Today ain't your day, Tons-O-Fun! (when dominating a Heavy)
Soldier: IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE, HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME!
Pyro: (Ok, how would this work?)
Demoman: Ya appear to have trodden on a mine!
Engineer: I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy! (When killing a Spy.)
Heavy: I SMASH PUNY COWARD TOYS! (when destroying an Engineer building)
Medic: You have thirty seconds to live!
Sniper: You're gonna need a new use for that neck, mate.
Spy: I killed your toys too. (When killing an Engineer, followed by a sapper destroying a building.)

 

[Kstreitenfeld]

"The answer... Is a gun... And if that don't work... Use more gun." -Engineer

 

[antipunt]

"Who touched my gun? WHO TOUCHED SASHA?!"

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