Most hilarious Team Fotress 2 quote

[Singularly Datarific]

Pyro: (Ok, how would this work?)

Huddah Huddah Huddah!

 

[chozoone19]

Vhoops, zat vas not medicine.

Almost anything the medic says is good in my book, heck just about anything any of them say is down right funny. Another good mention is the engineer: I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule boy.

 

[chipmunk2510]

"Feelings? Look mate. You know who's got alot of feelings? Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy."

EDIT:
Also:
"I'm not a "crazed gunman" Dad I'm an assassin... Well the difference being ones a job and the other's mental sickness!"

EDIT2:
"MY blood! He punched out all my blood!"

"You call that breaking my spine? You ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if- AH MY SPINE!"

 

[AssassinX66]

Best quote has gotta be from the scout "Meet the Team" video.
Blue Heavy:*About to eat sandwich, but gets nudged by a bat*
Red Scout:Yo, what's up?
Red Scouto you have any idea who I am?
Both:AAAAAAAAH!!!
Red Scout:Basically kind of a big deal.
Blue Heavy:*While being choked by bat* AAAAAAAAAAH!
Red Scout:*flexing* Oh man thats beautiful.
Both:AAAAAAAAH!
Scout:You listening? Okay. Grass grows. Birds fly. Sun shines. And brudda? I hurt people.
Heavy:AAAAHHH!
Scout:BOINK!
Scout:I'm a force of nature.
Scout:BONK!
Scout:If you were from where I was from, You would be dead.
Heavy:*Reaching for sandwich* AAAAAH!
Top two and bottom one are the best parts. I just couldn't resist typing it all. Sorry.

Or Meet the Soldier where the Pyro, the Demo, and the Heavy all get blown to hell. And medic "Zhat vas not medicine."

 

[Minimike3636]

"What makes me a good Demoman...?
IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE HERE DISCUSSIN' IT WITH YA!"

EDIT: By the way, this is from the "Meet the Demoman" video.

EDIT2: Sorry, another Edit.

More Demoman Quotes!

-- They're gonna bury what's left of you in a soup can! (After a kill/domination)
-- They're gonna hafta glue you back together... IN HELL! (After a kill/domination)
-- ME BOTTLE O' SCRUMPY! (Kill someone with his melee weapon)
-- KABOOM! (Taunt)

 

[Herb sewell]

The deleted samvich quotes are the best

Scout:
"Gimme back my legbone! *Smacking noise* Hey! *Smacking noises* Hey! Don't hit me with it!"

"H-He's like a bear! He's like a big shaved bear that hates people!"

"Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain!"

"I regret everything! I regret everything I've ever done!"

"He's already dead! He's already deaaad!"

Soldier:
"Hambone, we have got you by the short and friskies!"

"Do not do it! Do not even think about doing it! Do not even think about not doing it!"

"Son, you are writing checks your butt will find uncashable! Are you hearing me? Your backside will be escorted from the bank! You will find this humiliating!"

"Don't throw your life away, son. You only get one! Or, depending on your religious affiliation, several! Either way it is a finite number so think it through!"

"You call that killing me? I am not dead! *Cracking noise* Now I am ordering you to kill me! Please please please, God, Kill me!"

"There is a checkbook in the left-rear pocket of my fatigues! I will pay you all of my money to stop!"

"Son, I need a blood transfusion double-time! I am going to require roughly half of your blood!"

"You cannot hurt me, I do not have time to bleed! *Cracking noise* My schedule has just opened up! Aaaohhww, my God!"

"You do not frighten me! Pain does not hurt! *Cracking noise* I stand corrected! Arrrrggghhgh!"

 

[Shikari]

"Ah told ye they were a bunch ae wee lassies"
or pretty much anything uttered by the Demoman.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

DO NOT RUN FROM SANDVICH!

SANDVICH IS COMING FOR YOU!

 

[FURY_007]

not really a quote but anyone whos played TF2 should know FYI I'M A SPY

 

[G1eet]

"Who touched my gun? WHO TOUCHED SASHA?!"

ironically, i'm using him in a school project.

Haha, im interested to know, what is the project on him?

(and just for nerd's sake its "*click, click, click* Oh my god, Who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?")

lol mea culpa.

well, it's for french class (i would much rather be taking german), and it's supposed to reinforce our understanding of tenses (past tense, past tense imperfect, etc.)
we're supposed to draw something happening in the past, so me and my partner are drawing a heavy fighting a leprechaun atop a beaver.

sad, yes, but i'm hoping to stump my teacher, seeing as she barely knows any more of the language than our class does.

Wow, if i were your teacher i would give straight A*s just for the idea

thanks. i could probably talk her into it, too.
most of my other teachers would stare me down ala fallout 3

 

[Spirultima]

"Who touched my gun? WHO TOUCHED SASHA?!"

ironically, i'm using him in a school project.

Haha, im interested to know, what is the project on him?

(and just for nerd's sake its "*click, click, click* Oh my god, Who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?")

lol mea culpa.

well, it's for french class (i would much rather be taking german), and it's supposed to reinforce our understanding of tenses (past tense, past tense imperfect, etc.)
we're supposed to draw something happening in the past, so me and my partner are drawing a heavy fighting a leprechaun atop a beaver.

sad, yes, but i'm hoping to stump my teacher, seeing as she barely knows any more of the language than our class does.

Wow, if i were your teacher i would give straight A*s just for the idea

thanks. i could probably talk her into it, too.
most of my other teachers would stare me down ala fallout 3

She a gamer then? i had a teacher like that science i think, though it may sound geeky, most of the lesson it would be a convisation about games for a few people in the class and the teacher.

 

[G1eet]

"Who touched my gun? WHO TOUCHED SASHA?!"

ironically, i'm using him in a school project.

Haha, im interested to know, what is the project on him?

(and just for nerd's sake its "*click, click, click* Oh my god, Who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?")

lol mea culpa.

well, it's for french class (i would much rather be taking german), and it's supposed to reinforce our understanding of tenses (past tense, past tense imperfect, etc.)
we're supposed to draw something happening in the past, so me and my partner are drawing a heavy fighting a leprechaun atop a beaver.

sad, yes, but i'm hoping to stump my teacher, seeing as she barely knows any more of the language than our class does.

Wow, if i were your teacher i would give straight A*s just for the idea

thanks. i could probably talk her into it, too.
most of my other teachers would stare me down ala fallout 3

She a gamer then? i had a teacher like that science i think, though it may sound geeky, most of the lesson it would be a convisation about games for a few people in the class and the teacher.

no i mean she would stand ramrod stiff and glare at me.

no classroom conversation trumps the one i had in bio today about how my teacher nearly killed himself with a chainsaw. it lasted half an hour.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

The bomb has almost reached the TERMINUS!!! HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

 

[Spirultima]

"Who touched my gun? WHO TOUCHED SASHA?!"

ironically, i'm using him in a school project.

Haha, im interested to know, what is the project on him?

(and just for nerd's sake its "*click, click, click* Oh my god, Who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?")

lol mea culpa.

well, it's for french class (i would much rather be taking german), and it's supposed to reinforce our understanding of tenses (past tense, past tense imperfect, etc.)
we're supposed to draw something happening in the past, so me and my partner are drawing a heavy fighting a leprechaun atop a beaver.

sad, yes, but i'm hoping to stump my teacher, seeing as she barely knows any more of the language than our class does.

Wow, if i were your teacher i would give straight A*s just for the idea

thanks. i could probably talk her into it, too.
most of my other teachers would stare me down ala fallout 3

She a gamer then? i had a teacher like that science i think, though it may sound geeky, most of the lesson it would be a convisation about games for a few people in the class and the teacher.

no i mean she would stand ramrod stiff and glare at me.

no classroom conversation trumps the one i had in bio today about how my teacher nearly killed himself with a chainsaw. it lasted half an hour.

Half an hour? i would have only just got pasted the main bit of the laughter, because even now i have an image of Ol' chainy from RE5 missing you entirely and killing himself

 

[CompanionCube]

"I do believe I'm on fire"

-Spy

 

[Undead Dragon King]

My Favorite team quotes:

Engineer: "I told ya, don't touch that darn thang!"

Heavy: "BOLOGNA! HAHAHAHAHA!" or "Ohh dis is bad!"

Scout: "Sorry, I didn't mean to hit ya. Oh wait, yes I did!"

Sniper: "Psssshhh... hehehe."

Medic: "OKTOBERFEST!!!"

Spy: "Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly."

Demoman: "Ya lactating wetnurse!" (I cringe every time he says that)

Pyro: "BRRRRMMM... BRRRM!"

Soldier: "That was a spectacular killing spree. BY THE OTHER TEAM!"

Announcer: "Next time, try to kill just ONE of them..."

 

[Anarchemitis]

"Prancin a boot with your eyes full of headballs"

 

[Harlemura]

If I'm a Demoman, I will instantly try to dominate an Engineer in the hope of getting that line.

 

[Luke5515]

"May I borrow your head set? This is scout, rainbows make me cry"
-Spy

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"DOMINATED! Also, I've been shaggin' your wife!"

-Demoman