Most Intoxicated You've ever been...

[Eggsnham]

Title says it all.

It can be drugs, alcohol, legal or illegal; whatever.

As for mine, I'd have to say right now.

Six shots and two beers later, and I don't even know how I'm typing this thing.

In my defense; one night of irresponsibility isn't going to hurt me considering I'm such a good person in real life.

I think I may be a lightweight...

 

[Worgen]

bout a year ago I made a whiskey sour but I was kinda drunk so I ended up putting in like half a bottle of jack, drank it all, threw up a couple times, weee

 

[Swny Nerdgasm]

a few years ago on new year's i drank a 1/5 of scotch about 3 six packs of guinness and a bottle of cognac that was laying about, wound up sleeping for about 12 hours in the trunk of a Honda Accord, i think i threw up a few times, but i don't remember much

 

[mattttherman3]

Well I drank a whole 40 of vodka one night, threw up 6 times during the night. Didn't blackout or anything though.

 

[Natty Ice]

split a 30 rack with a bud, i had around 20

 

[Hazzaslagga]

who aresf youfd callin intoxibitated i'm gonna bwerrrrrrrr!

 

[Nimzar]

Hmm... as I don't drink (I can; I just choose not to do so) the most intoxicated I've ever been is usually when I have a cold. Nyquil. Gotta be careful of medicines that come with their own shot glass.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

First time ever drinking. First, I had quite a bit of whiskey. Then, after that bottle was empty, I moved on to some ale. Then when that bottle was empty (this was being shared between 3 people) I moved on to Yellow Tail wine. I was already drunk by the time I got to the wine, so I had really lost all decision-making skills. Ended up feeling like shit and vomiting a LOT. And the hangover was HELL.

 

[teddeeh]

errr.... hmmm drank 13 ish pints (not quite sure..), going to see Hed p.e. then doing shots of jagermeister with some buddys, then buying jhared from hed p.e. a shot with me of jager, him saying that he doesnt drink jager, downing both of them, then him proceeding to plow me with absynthe till god knows when ever. i have no recollection of going home, getting undressed or anything. then i had to go to london at 9am the next day. with what can only be described as a collection of everyone in englands hangover.

 

[cke]

Woke up in a hospital after a coma, don't really remember what happened. Apparently there were 6.5? of ethanol in my blood, which is slightly above the lethal dose.
Needless to say I quit drinking after that.

 

[koops]

On my trip to europe, I had 8oz of absynth. Holy balls. I thought the TV was a penguin and andross (face form) was on the ceiling.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Got mega tipsy after a Mike's Hard Lemonade, aw yeah I party hard.

I actually do sort of have one, i got real trippy after taking a pair of my grandmother's pills thinking they were Tylenol, I was In a dreamlike state the whole day.

 

[viranimus]

When I was 16 I downed 6 cans of beer in about 15 min.

within 30 min I was face down in the sand barely lucid.

My friends were wanting to leave and do something else, to which I was so drunk I didnt want to move. I told them to leave me there, I would find my own way home. (to which we were camping and home was about 15 miles away)

So in order to motivate me, they poured a ring of gas around me and lit it.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Well I drank about 2 pints, thats it really.

Well I AM underage, so I can't drink that much.

 

[Paulie92]

a few years ago on new year's i drank a 1/5 of scotch about 3 six packs of guinness and a bottle of cognac that was laying about, wound up sleeping for about 12 hours in the trunk of a Honda Accord, i think i threw up a few times, but i don't remember much

That Guinness would've hurt in the morning!

Most I've ever drunk was... Me and a friend brought a six pack of Stella Artois, a 1L bottle of scotch and a 700ml bottle of scotch to a party... I remember about half of it, if that I have flashes of trying to pee in the sink and I still haven't found my shirt

Though I never got as drunk as that night our schoolies was pretty brutal with about 7 bottles of spirits, a slab and a half of beer (one was boags so that's not so bad) and a helluva lot of weed this was over 7 nights

 

[arsenicCatnip]

I did roughly fourteen mixed shots, then chased them with two shots of straight tequila.

In my defense, I did this with a guy about 1.5 times my size. He did nineteen shots (I skipped the ones made with cream... lactose intolerant) then did the tequila. When I left the party (stumbling and rambling), he was lying on the floor puking on his girlfriend. I managed to stay upright, but I started talking and could not stop. It was so stupid.

 

[wasalp]

um I drank over 40oz of genuine cinnamon flavored 33% whiskey, the stuff is delicious and can be drunk like juice...which is what happened...now I can't enjoy it anymore

Also made a fool of myself that night acting like a lunatic: having a discussion with the dog, believe it was the end of the world and that the doctor would save us, vomiting a lot, arriving home with no pants and a missing shoe and acting like a prick.

edit: oddly enough no hangover the next morning

 

[Julianking93]

I smoked pot a few times.

First time, nothing happened. At all. I was surprised actually.

Second time, notihng happened other than feeling a little hungry.

Third time, I just got real tired and sat on the couch watching Japanese television for 7 hours

It was pretty fun in all honesty.

I don't do it any more and I don't smoke or drink anything, so no more intoxication stories from me.

 

[similar.squirrel]

A few years back, it was. I sank a bottle of rosé [I'm a masculine exemplar], then I vaguely recall drinking both vodka and cheap cider.
I think that was my one and only instance of a memory-lapse. I think it was the mixture as opposed to the quantity, because I've drank a quarter-litre of vodka in one night and felt fine.
Ah, the joys of what was retrospectively a very nihilistic mindset.

And that time I had pot that was far too strong. That wasn't nice.