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Chimpzy_v1legacy

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Ah, it was back in the day when I was young and stupid enough to believe that you need to drink to have fun at a party. I drank so much in so little time the amount of alcohol in my blood was only just below a lethal dose. They needed to hospitalize me so they could drain my stomach. Waking up in a hospital bed was not exactly the greatest moment in my life.

While I sure as hell aren't proud of it, it did teach me some valuably lessons about responsibility, dealing with peer-pressure and knowing my own limits.
 

The Rascal King

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I am of illegal age, sir. I shall not reveal any private information of any alleged criminal activities I may have indulged in using illegal substances....

...but they were fucking awesome
 

pigmypython

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Shiftysnowdog said:
There have been a couple times. one of the first times I smoked weed was with 5 friends in my buddies room, I had about 5 beers and three screw drivers. This girl i liked was there except she brought another guy and later that night i would find out she liked him. My buddy tried to cheer my up by rolling me a joint and we went to this local spot where stoners hung out. I smoked some weed, coughed profusely and then started walking around in circles, getting further and further away from the group as I did so. They were on the bench laughing and I could hear them getting furhter and further away until my friend comes to get me. The walk home sucked, she ended up running ahead with this dude and making out with him behind trees and the like. When I got home i was so smashed iw alked into the kitchen where my mom was and tried to pour myself a glass of OJ. Got half of it all over the counter and only filled my small glass up about a third of the way. When i got downstairs to check my cell phone it felt like the room was spinning, except forwards (as if i was doing front flips/somersaults). I ended up falling asleep on my washer and dryer with my head in the sink that night.

One time when I took some ecstasy in my room alone (I have no friends that would be interested in trying and i just wanted to listen to music) about halfway through my roll i felt that the music i was playing on my computer would sound better if there were no lights on in my room, so i turned the lights off but the LED fans on my computer were still pissing me off, so i threw my blanket over my computer (great idea right?) and tried dancing around some more, but the room still wasnt pitch black, so i took my t-shirt off, wrapped it around my head and danced what can only be described as a bell-end.

The best time of my life is when I went to a cottage party, split a 2-4 of Canadian with my best friend and smoked our faces off the whole night. Another friend of ours (the DD) took us home and we were throwing shit out the windows, smoking more weed and cigarettes all the way home, then when we got back into my town he took us into a field with his truck, threw her into 4x4 and started ripping around in the field, then we went to the high school and did the same thing there. Went to my buddies house, smoked some more, made a "nest" on the ground in front of the t.v then we played skate 2 until we passed out. I woke up the next morning, there was a bong already packed infront of me and a lighter in my hand, wake and bake, had 3 beers a smirnoff ice, 3 bowls of cereal, puked and then went to work an hour later.
Are you from BC? I only ask because of the high weed content and drinking of Canadian. If so nice to meet a fellow BCer...and please carry on my friend lol.