Most Intoxicated You've ever been...

[Red Right Hand]

There was the time I had speed, shrooms and copious amounts of alcohol all in the same night at glasto. That was awesome, I danced for about 10 hours straight.

I'll bet you saw some strange stuff, what with the shrooms an all.

OT: The worst i've been is not ridiculously drunk or anything like that, but I had somewhat of a bad trip the first time I took acid. First of all, everybody that I saw appeared to be wearing skull caps, then we were chased by an infinite army of ballon holding elderly people. Finally I got back to my house and sat in a chair for about 2 hours just willing the world to end and for me to be put out of my misery. Apart from that I really enjoyed it. It was better the second time though. Walking through a beautiful park on a sunny day blazed and trippin, awesome.

 

[Decum]

Half a year ago at me mates 18th I was making loads of my 'Famous mixtures' of Vodka,Cider, abit of Cherry coke and abit of Cherry vimto ( its cherry berry goodness! and it gets you drunk! ) Everyone was loving them, I'd had about 5 pint glasses of it. A couple slugs of whiskey and junk...next thing I know, im walking 5 miles home with one of my best friends trying all the fast-food franchises we came across looking for a bathroom. Eventually we came across a park and we took turns whizzing on the Jungle gym and I accidently got a homeless guy hiding under the slide, we ran away yelling 'SPOON!' at the top of our lungs...yup, good day here in Manchester that is

That...sounds...SO FUN, i might have to check out if there are any uni's in manchester...are there?

Yeah mate 2 big ones. Manchester Met. and just 'Manchester' I do believe. They're both good Uni's aswell. Get your arse over here

Right now i'm stuck doing A levels in a 2 year games dev course but i'll certainly check out the uni's.

well then I wish you nothing but the best matey, Im already heading off to Uni here in Manny, so I guess I'll catch you on Fresher's week in a few years time eh?

Lmao yeah, we'll have a party and fuck shit up.

 

[yoz13]

3 cans of cider woo I'm such a rebel XD

 

[Mechsoap]

a visit near Chernobyl, yeah....

 

[The 11th Plauge]

ive been sober since the day I was born

 

[Tipsy Giant]

My mates girlfriend of 5 years just broke up with him and we started a month long bender to cheer him up, about 3 weeks in after a night of countless tins and all day smoking weed I went for a piss and passed out mid piss, that is the most fucked i've ever been, was for a good cause though

 

[Tipsy Giant]

Half a year ago at me mates 18th I was making loads of my 'Famous mixtures' of Vodka,Cider, abit of Cherry coke and abit of Cherry vimto ( its cherry berry goodness! and it gets you drunk! ) Everyone was loving them, I'd had about 5 pint glasses of it. A couple slugs of whiskey and junk...next thing I know, im walking 5 miles home with one of my best friends trying all the fast-food franchises we came across looking for a bathroom. Eventually we came across a park and we took turns whizzing on the Jungle gym and I accidently got a homeless guy hiding under the slide, we ran away yelling 'SPOON!' at the top of our lungs...yup, good day here in Manchester that is

That...sounds...SO FUN, i might have to check out if there are any uni's in manchester...are there?

Yeah mate 2 big ones. Manchester Met. and just 'Manchester' I do believe. They're both good Uni's aswell. Get your arse over here

Plus one of the best UK music scenes, gotta love the Scene Grand Central started

 

[Woodsey]

I drank about a litre of Vodka in roughly 45 minutes at a party.

I'm looking at the bottle thinking "hey, I've drunk loads and I'm fine", then me and a mate went off a did 3 rounds of shots, 10 minutes later I've got my head in the sink and I can't even open my eyes. They dragged me into the bedroom and I slept over on the floor.

Ah, good times.

 

[crotalidian]

First Year of University. Rugby Initiation

started at 2 in the afternoon in a jockstrap shorts and a wifebeater, 4 beers in 4 minutes half a bottle of mixed spirits in 20 mins a naked sprint through a halls of residence then a half hour break before we actually start drinking.

made it to 8pm before running face first into a lamppost (or so I'm told, blacked out around 4pm) woke up at 2am in hospital with half of my front teeth missing....

Fun

 

[Baldry]

The first time I got drunk I think I had two big bottles of cider, a lot of vodka, several cans of whatever I could get and WKD, that night I told a chav I loved them and got chased all the way home, I got away don't worry they didn't hurt me pretty face, ladies!
Then one time I got home very pissed faced, I actually don't know what I did the night before, maybe I was in a field (?!) and well suffice to say I got into my and threw up on every stair before getting to the bathroom.!

And I've once been hot-boxing in a tent. Suffice to say I got pretty high and got told to suck a guys dick (I didn't) and ended feeling up every women in the tent, its also the reason I got a girlfriend!

 

[oooooooooooooooooooooooooo]

About two months ago, copious amounts of weed were smoked about five hours after donating a pint blood. I was genuinely scared for my health the next day.

 

[hecticpicnic]

On my trip to europe, I had 8oz of absynth. Holy balls. I thought the TV was a penguin and andross (face form) was on the ceiling.

i when on a trip to spain and me and my riend got a few bottle of that
i can't remeber what happen after that though

 

[The Last Nomad]

I went to a cheilí in my school last year, downed a full bottle of Vodka before it. In hindsight it probably wasn't a good idea. Next thing I remember is walking up at 6am the next day in my bed at home. Everything else is a blank. But I was filled in by my teachers an fellow students. Apparantly I barely made it to the school from the drinking spot and I before I got into the school I got sick on my maths teachers shoes. Needless to say I was sent home.
It really didn't help that my Parent/Teacher meeting was the next day.

I have drank that much since but not in such a short period of time.

 

[The Last Nomad]

And I've once been hot-boxing in a tent. Suffice to say I got pretty high and got told to suck a guys dick (I didn't) and ended feeling up every women in the tent, its also the reason I got a girlfriend!

Hotboxing tents is awesome. Although I've never been told to such a guys dick. Thats a bit... odd.

 

[Kris015]

Last weekend when i threw up because of alcohol for the first time.

 

[Sonicron]

It's a toss-up between two events.

One was the brewery fest of Lohr. 12 litres of beer... the evening defies description, and so does the headache the day after.

The other was about a year ago. I went out on a pub crawl with a few friends of mine, and it ended with me waking up in bed with a hot girl from the Netherlands. Oh yeah, and it wasn't a hotel bed - it was the bed in her cabin on the ferry ride to Sweden.

 

[ethaninja]

I ended up drinking myself to alcohol poisoning. Weird thing is, I didn't even feel that drunk. Eh.

 

[Jonluw]

I once had two glasses of wine. Then I felt a bit dizzy afterwards. Yeah; I'm that hardcore.