Most Intoxicated You've ever been...

[The_ModeRazor]

17 here, only got drunk once, after drinking half a bottle of Vodka and some other stuff (a bit of beer and... pálinka). Didn't throw up, could almost walk straight, generally had a great time.
But normally I don't drink more than 1-2 beers. I don't feel like killing my liver just yet.

 

[InsanityBaronOfAtrocity]

There was the time I had speed, shrooms and copious amounts of alcohol all in the same night at glasto. That was awesome, I danced for about 10 hours straight.

The more recent time was when I had that entire litre of rum plus 10 pints or so. Went to a club, fell down the stairs, chucked an entire pint all over the people on the dance floor then was physically lifted up and removed by the bouncers. Later on I even gave 20 quid to a homeless fella. THAT wasted.

There was also that time I did a beer bong filled with rum and orange as I had ran out of beer. That was at reading festival and that was amazing. I ended up bribing security to leave me alone and let me take my own booze into the arena. I get so awesome when I'm out of it.

EDIT: I tend to binge drink quite a bit, maybe twice a month when I'll get fall-down-scream-at-shit-awesome-party-drunk. I never ever get violent though. I leave that part to the other tossers.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

My coisin's stag night, I had about 14 pints of bitter and an endless amount of shots. I walked home with a broken leg. Needles to say, I missed the wedding...

14 pints? THAT'S 6 FUCKING LITERS FOR ALL THAT IS UNHOLY!!!
Seriously, you couldn't drink that much water, let alone something alcoholic.
Edit: wait, it isnt. Dang. Whatever, I had fun trying to imagine someone down 6 liters of swill.

 

[Decum]

A couple of years ago when i started drinking, my brother was home for the weekend, i had my two best buds over, we started drinking vodka in shots, played a bit of halo, kept drinking, before we knew it my and one of my friends had drank a whole big bottle and a medium sized bottle just shotting, my brother and other friend didn't drink any so that made it worse to add to it i was was drinking for two cause apparently halfway through i forgot my other friend wasn't drinking and kept pouring him a shot and he kept giving it to my by saying i forgot to drink mine...

Long story short, my and my friends clogged the toilet, flooded the bathroom, the water seeped through the floor and flooded the room below, my friend started running a bath which over flowed, there was puke all over the living room, blood on the radiator from where i hit my head going up the stairs.

It was the best night of my life, even now i can't remember everything about it!

 

[dragonslayer32]

My coisin's stag night, I had about 14 pints of bitter and an endless amount of shots. I walked home with a broken leg. Needles to say, I missed the wedding...

14 pints? THAT'S 6 FUCKING LITERS FOR ALL THAT IS UNHOLY!!!
Seriously, you couldn't drink that much water, let alone something alcoholic.
Edit: wait, it isnt. Dang. Whatever, I had fun trying to imagine someone down 6 liters of swill.

lol. It was quite a bit tho, but that was for the whole day and the first 4-6 were downers for a competition.

 

[Custard_Angel]

12 strongbows
1 bottle of champagne (minus 1 glass)
4 jack and cokes
3 shots of vodka

According to my friends I didn't display any signs of drunkeness i.e. slurred speech, swaying, stumbling etc. and I didn't feel anything either.

God I love having eastern European heritage. I'm immortal when it comes to alcohol.

 

[Decum]

Half a year ago at me mates 18th I was making loads of my 'Famous mixtures' of Vodka,Cider, abit of Cherry coke and abit of Cherry vimto ( its cherry berry goodness! and it gets you drunk! ) Everyone was loving them, I'd had about 5 pint glasses of it. A couple slugs of whiskey and junk...next thing I know, im walking 5 miles home with one of my best friends trying all the fast-food franchises we came across looking for a bathroom. Eventually we came across a park and we took turns whizzing on the Jungle gym and I accidently got a homeless guy hiding under the slide, we ran away yelling 'SPOON!' at the top of our lungs...yup, good day here in Manchester that is

That...sounds...SO FUN, i might have to check out if there are any uni's in manchester...are there?

 

[Queen Michael]

12 strongbows
1 bottle of champagne (minus 1 glass)
4 jack and cokes
3 shots of vodka

According to my friends I didn't display any signs of drunkeness i.e. slurred speech, swaying, stumbling etc. and I didn't feel anything either.

God I love having eastern European heritage. I'm immortal when it comes to alcohol.

Except, apparently, that you don't remember a thing about it, seeing as how you needed your friends to tell you how drunk you seemed to be.

 

[jultub]

This spring, I remember drinking quite a lot of wine, then I think I drank more during the black out, but I can't say for sure. No idea of how I got home, but from what I've been told it wasn't an easy ordeal. And then I woke up the next morning without even the slightest trace of a hangover

 

[MrMixelPixel]

I'm prone to really bad headaches. But there was one time about one year ago around this time actually... I had an incredibly painful one. I took some super pain reduction pills. Soon after I could barely feel anything. Honestly I think that's the closest to being intoxicated I've ever been.

 

[Brightzide]

Half a year ago at me mates 18th I was making loads of my 'Famous mixtures' of Vodka,Cider, abit of Cherry coke and abit of Cherry vimto ( its cherry berry goodness! and it gets you drunk! ) Everyone was loving them, I'd had about 5 pint glasses of it. A couple slugs of whiskey and junk...next thing I know, im walking 5 miles home with one of my best friends trying all the fast-food franchises we came across looking for a bathroom. Eventually we came across a park and we took turns whizzing on the Jungle gym and I accidently got a homeless guy hiding under the slide, we ran away yelling 'SPOON!' at the top of our lungs...yup, good day here in Manchester that is

That...sounds...SO FUN, i might have to check out if there are any uni's in manchester...are there?

Yeah mate 2 big ones. Manchester Met. and just 'Manchester' I do believe. They're both good Uni's aswell. Get your arse over here

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

One time I got so drunk I couldn't see.
Then I got more drunk. But I don't remember much from there.
Good times.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Title says it all.

It can be drugs, alcohol, legal or illegal; whatever.

As for mine, I'd have to say right now.

Six shots and two beers later, and I don't even know how I'm typing this thing.

In my defense; one night of irresponsibility isn't going to hurt me considering I'm such a good person in real life.

I think I may be a lightweight...

Your spelling is astounding for an intoxicated individual. Personally I don't drink or do drugs (legal or otherwise) so I'd say now, with all 0 shots, 0 beers and 0 drug ingestions/injections/inhalations.

Also, fun fact, because I'm a teenager, I associate the drinking and drugs culture with the sex culture (of teenagers obviously), and when I clicked on this thread it said '69 replies'.

 

[Custard_Angel]

12 strongbows
1 bottle of champagne (minus 1 glass)
4 jack and cokes
3 shots of vodka

According to my friends I didn't display any signs of drunkeness i.e. slurred speech, swaying, stumbling etc. and I didn't feel anything either.

God I love having eastern European heritage. I'm immortal when it comes to alcohol.

Except, apparently, that you don't remember a thing about it, seeing as how you needed your friends to tell you how drunk you seemed to be.

"and I didn't feel anything either."

 

[Ziadaine_v1legacy]

Most I've been is quite tipsy. I get to the point where I don't feel like it, and people around me (mostly friends) become aggressive and it puts me off. Haven't been drunk yet and im almost 20...so sad...

 

[Decum]

Half a year ago at me mates 18th I was making loads of my 'Famous mixtures' of Vodka,Cider, abit of Cherry coke and abit of Cherry vimto ( its cherry berry goodness! and it gets you drunk! ) Everyone was loving them, I'd had about 5 pint glasses of it. A couple slugs of whiskey and junk...next thing I know, im walking 5 miles home with one of my best friends trying all the fast-food franchises we came across looking for a bathroom. Eventually we came across a park and we took turns whizzing on the Jungle gym and I accidently got a homeless guy hiding under the slide, we ran away yelling 'SPOON!' at the top of our lungs...yup, good day here in Manchester that is

That...sounds...SO FUN, i might have to check out if there are any uni's in manchester...are there?

Yeah mate 2 big ones. Manchester Met. and just 'Manchester' I do believe. They're both good Uni's aswell. Get your arse over here

Right now i'm stuck doing A levels in a 2 year games dev course but i'll certainly check out the uni's.

 

[WolfThomas]

There's no one most night, there's a line of super-pissed that I ocaisonally cross. For example the 21st where I drank an entire slab of victorian bitter. That's 36 standard drinks. I'm pretty sure I didn't sleep that night, just passed out.

Edit: Woot 2000th post!

 

[Hawgh]

Two occasions spring to mind.

Once I challenged a mate to a spontaneous running contest. I tripped when returning to the line, and lost the contest. The next morning i noticed I couldn't move one of my fingers, which I accidentally reset then and there (hurt like hell, but didn't notice for the entirety of the night).

On another occasion, I got so very, very drunk that I spent a good five hours vomiting some sort of black stuff. It was horrible.

 

[Brightzide]

Half a year ago at me mates 18th I was making loads of my 'Famous mixtures' of Vodka,Cider, abit of Cherry coke and abit of Cherry vimto ( its cherry berry goodness! and it gets you drunk! ) Everyone was loving them, I'd had about 5 pint glasses of it. A couple slugs of whiskey and junk...next thing I know, im walking 5 miles home with one of my best friends trying all the fast-food franchises we came across looking for a bathroom. Eventually we came across a park and we took turns whizzing on the Jungle gym and I accidently got a homeless guy hiding under the slide, we ran away yelling 'SPOON!' at the top of our lungs...yup, good day here in Manchester that is

That...sounds...SO FUN, i might have to check out if there are any uni's in manchester...are there?

Yeah mate 2 big ones. Manchester Met. and just 'Manchester' I do believe. They're both good Uni's aswell. Get your arse over here

Right now i'm stuck doing A levels in a 2 year games dev course but i'll certainly check out the uni's.

well then I wish you nothing but the best matey, Im already heading off to Uni here in Manny, so I guess I'll catch you on Fresher's week in a few years time eh?