Most ironic death

[Dumbfish1]

I've just finished watching Se7en, which got me thinking, If you were to be murdered, how would they do it. It can be funny, gruesome, or bizare as long as you back it up with an explanation as to why it's fitting for your sin.

Some examples for people who haven't seen the film, although a little sickening

Spoiler

An obese man is forced to eat canned spaghetti till his stomach explodes, and a prostitute is killed with a knife strap-on.

EDIT: Lots of people called me out for the use of the word irony, so I fixed it.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Spoiler

Spoiler: A religious man falls of a cathedral into molten lava

 

[Super Six One]

I've just finished watching Se7en, which got me thinking, If you were to be ironically murdered, how would they do it. It can be funny, gruesome, or bizare as long as you back it up with an explanation as to why it's ironic.

Some examples for people who haven't seen the film, although a little sickening

Spoiler

An obese man is forced to eat canned spaghetti till his stomach explodes, and a prostitute is killed with a knife strap-on.

They aren't killed "ironicly" they are murdered for their sins. The man was already fat, that was his sin, thats why he was kiilled by murderer. Same with the prostitute.


As for ironc deaths, any death involving a Health and Safety Inspector?

 

[Head Chef Dom]

how about General John Sedgwick who died in the US Civil War with the immortal line "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."

 

[Dumbfish1]

They aren't killed "ironicly" they are murdered for their sins.

Better?

OT I'd be drowned in fanta fruit twist, I swear I have some sort of addiction.

 

[Super Six One]

They aren't killed "ironicly" they are murdered for their sins.

Better?

OT I'd be drowned in fanta fruit twist, I swear I have some sort of addiction.

Are you asking if i think its better? No, i'm just saying that is the plot of the film.

(Fanta Fruit Twist? I'm addicted too)

 

[JaffaFrost]

Being hit by an Ambulance. That would suck.

 

[KangKhan]

Policeman in buddy cop movie killed by richochet.....ricoshe? whatever you know would i mean. Killed by bouncing bullet fired by co star. As in say Rush Hour. Say Jackie Chan's character fired a bullet that bounced off a wall and hit whatshisface? The black guy

 

[Vega_GTX]

Did anybody else watched "Stranger Than Fiction"?. If you consider the ending of the book the author was origanily planning to publish is a very, VERY ironic death.

 

[trophykiller]

"you know what'd be ironic? If we were all made out of iron." Sorry, couldn't resist making a red vs. blue reference.

As for ironic deaths, a bartender or brewmaster dying of alcahol poisning.

 

[Geekosaurus]

I think it'd be pretty ironic if Ash Ketchum died from a plethora of sexually transmitted diseases. It'd give new meaning to his catch phrase.

 

[TheAceTheOne]

I'd do nothing until I died. If my home caught on fire, I'd do nothing, I'm just that lazy. Of course, toppling library shelf would probably be another possibility, considering I'm an avid reader.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

if i get run over by a vehicle, thats fine, as long as its not a "DODGE", cause thats my fault for not reading.

Especially a Dodge Charger, then you really have no excuse.

 

[RobCoxxy]

Run over by an ambulance.