Most laughable Dialogue in a Game

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JanatUrlich

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My favourite bad dialogue of all time

Saddler: I see you killed my small time subordinate
Leon: Saddler, YOU'RE small time

Aaah Resident Evil <3 There will be no oscars won unfortunately
 

timmytom1

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Jandau said:
In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha....
Operator: Captain !! *
Captain: Take off every 'ZIG'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
Captain: For great justice.

Even though "All your base are belong to us!" went to become the most famous of all the lines in that sequence, I personally find "Somebody set up us the bomb." to be the real source of hillarity. That, and "For great justice!"...
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D-Mic said:
mrpenguinismyhomeboy said:
"The floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."

I laughed my ass of when I heard that.
What is that FROM?! I've been rummaging through my horrible dialogue reserves and I CAN'T FIND IT! It sounds so familiar!

I've been playing Megaman Legends 2 recently, and I just experienced the absolute worst delivery of a completely unnecessary line I've ever heard.

"We did it!" -Roll
"Wow, Roll." -Megaman

The "Wow" bit is said in monotone, with the same inflection of yawning.
It's from Portal. But it's not laughable cause it's bad, it's laughable because it's hilarious.
 

Daniel Cygnus

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"I feel asleep!" -from the first guard you meet in the NES Metal Gear. It was the first bit of Engrish I was ever exposed to.
 

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roboosh said:
does teamspeak count?
If so, "is your husband scared of spiders too?"
If so, "I LOVE EATING POTATO CHIPS AND MASTURBATING AT THE SAME TIME!!!"
~Random kid on Left 4 Dead.
 

Lexodus

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You guys are forgetting the ULTIMATE game dialogue. Need a hint? Pokemon. Yes, that one. The immortal battle cry of the youngster past Nugget Bridge.

"I LIKE SHORTS. THEY'RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR."
 

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Zayren said:
I don't remember the exact words, but I know it involved butt chins.


I'm a pretty big fan of Ratchet and Clank...
Pretty funny scene... and I am a pretty big fan as well.

High-five!

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In a flash game titled "the unfair platformer" Its the first obstacle and there are blocks that seem solid. A bubble pops up saying "this is a trap"

Sure enough, if you jump on it it disappears and you fall down to your death. What it didn't tell you...

"and so is this one"

Comes up if you jump over the trap onto the block just behind it, just as you touch down and fall through the floor. Classic.

EDIT: I know that's not really dialogue, but it had words. The game was talking to me... kinda.
 

freakaknight

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Any game where a character is talking really seriously or in some attempt at archaic english and then says something like 'press the C button', legend of zelda springs to mind lol

And most things from witcher 'your mother sucks dwarf cock' always gets a giggle
 

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A random person said:
D-Mic said:
mrpenguinismyhomeboy said:
"The floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."

I laughed my ass of when I heard that.
What is that FROM?! I've been rummaging through my horrible dialogue reserves and I CAN'T FIND IT! It sounds so familiar!
It's from Portal.
"If you make contact with the floor you will fail the test.... followed immediately by death."
Pretty much anything Glados says is good. And every conversation from The Bards Tale is hilarious.
 

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Lexodus said:
You guys are forgetting the ULTIMATE game dialogue. Need a hint? Pokemon. Yes, that one. The immortal battle cry of the youngster past Nugget Bridge.

"I LIKE SHORTS. THEY'RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR."
hah hah, oh pokemon how i love thee. you can really imagine someone shouting that as they fall into a bottomless pit or flying off like team rocket lol
 

Lexodus

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freakaknight said:
Lexodus said:
You guys are forgetting the ULTIMATE game dialogue. Need a hint? Pokemon. Yes, that one. The immortal battle cry of the youngster past Nugget Bridge.

"I LIKE SHORTS. THEY'RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR."
hah hah, oh pokemon how i love thee. you can really imagine someone shouting that as they fall into a bottomless pit or flying off like team rocket lol
Brings back memories, doesn't it?
 

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Lexodus said:
You guys are forgetting the ULTIMATE game dialogue. Need a hint? Pokemon. Yes, that one. The immortal battle cry of the youngster past Nugget Bridge.

"I LIKE SHORTS. THEY'RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR."

Seriously, very very funny!