Most obscure reference contest

[rancher of monsters]

"turning, tossing, learning, flossing,"
"spinning, laughing, tinning, calving,"
"daffodils and purple posies"
"platypus and rubber hosies"
"orange door hinge, cat's pajamas"
"in the sky, with paisley llamas!!!"

And


"We're Rats, We're Rats, we're furry and forlorn,
we live in sewers, love in sewers, and are hearts are torn"
"We laugh" "We cry" "We sing in harmony"
"I love her" "And I love him" "And darn it, he loves me!"
"Oh Rats, Rats, Rats, Rats,Rats!!!!!"

 

[Ldude893]

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I am a little glowing friend.
But really, I'm not actually your friend.
But I am-

 

[Red Rum]

Mine is the Terror Lord Diablo, from from the V-Games of the same name. So how about mine being the music you hear when facing him in battle (if you ever fought him in the games).

 

[pendragon177]

"The bird of Hermes is my name eating my wings to make me tame."

 

[Furbyz]

"A coward dies a thousand deaths, but the valiant taste death but once"-literature

Shakespeare, I want to say MacBeth

 

[Furbyz]

"The bird of Hermes is my name eating my wings to make me tame."

This is written on Alucard's coffin in Hellsing but it's from some alchemical scroll I don't recall the name of.

 

[jojoemon]

"Burn! You Hellish Fiends!"

 

[Direwolf750]

well since my first two got taken pretty easily...

"and then she broke my shins."

and a classic

"DO YOU LIKE PINEAPPLES?!"

extra special bonus points if you get this one

"He says he wants to rip your arms off, then beat you to death with them"

and a silly one

"What did I say about using me as a unit of measure?!?"

 

[Signa]

"I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object. I was upset."

I didn't think this was an obscure reference until I quoted this line recently and confused EVERYONE. If you get this, you will restore my faith in humanity (or possibly just Google, if you cheat).

sounds like something Sheldon from BBT would say...

 

[Direwolf750]

"...[he] lowered the ape who wisely didn't make an issue of it because a man angry enough to lift 300lbs of orangutan without noticing is a man with too much on his mind."

One of the Discworld books, I believe the man in question is Vimes? Not sure though.

yep, its from Guards, Guards

 

[rancher of monsters]

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I am a little glowing friend.
But really, I'm not actually your friend.
But I am-

They Might be giants

 

[Brutal Peanut]

"Can you believe a great battle was once fought here, on the very ground that you now so peacefully graze? Many men died. Some did it for freedom and some for country. Others did it just because they had guns. It's a crazy world, isn't it? Hmmm? Don't you think it's crazy? Hey, I'm talking to you cow. It's because of me that you're not talking French right now. Shame on you, ungrateful cow. "

 

[Direwolf750]

Mine is the Terror Lord Diablo, from from the V-Games of the same name. So how about mine being the music you hear when facing him in battle (if you ever fought him in the games).

...is that a quote or what?

 

[Knife-28]

"Wheres my 72 Virgins? Are you my Virgins?"

"I hope not... Theres a bunch of ugly ass guys out there!"

It may or may not be obscure but......

 

[kouriichi]

Well, its not all that obscure of a referance, but ive been waiting for a moment to say this again.

"Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess~!"

 

[WOPR]

Name a reference?
okay

**pedofile grin** "I am an adult"

 

[WOPR]

"Wheres my 72 Virgins? Are you my Virgins?"

"I hope not... Theres a bunch of ugly ass guys out there!"

It may or may not be obscure but......

Achmed, Jeff Dunham, Spark of Insanity

 

[Direwolf750]

got another one

"'Well I'm happy to say that the symptoms are all in your head'
'Phew, well that's good new-'
'By which I mean you have a brain tumor'"

 

[rancher of monsters]

These are paraphrased

"I'm going to kill you!"
"You don't really mean that."
*dramatic silence*

Same source

"Why won't any of you listen to me?"
"We did. Now sit down and don't open your mouth again."

Twelve Angry Men, best movie spending 96 minutes in the same room ever.

 

[rancher of monsters]

Well, its not all that obscure of a referance, but ive been waiting for a moment to say this again.

"Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess~!"

Zelda series