Most obscure reference contest

[TheSentinel]

"Welcome to Undisclosed. Dreams interpreted for beer."

 

[thatguy1]

"Welcome to the future. Here is your free porn."

A great quote even by itself.

Sounds like something either from Futurama or Beavis and Butthead but I know I'v heard it somewhere before

One of those answers is right.

 

[ZleazyA]

These aren't too obscure, but it's the first thing I though of.

"Is that a MP5? Ooohhh, it is! Now I can solve up to 800 problems a minute!"
"At least this shotgun won't deceive me. It's filled with pellets, not lies!"

They are both from the same series.

 

[elcamino41383]

"Ogres? Man, I have an ogre slaying knife, it has a +9 against ogres!"
"You're not there, you're getting drunk!"
"Ok but if there's any girls there I wanna DO THEM!"


and another:

"Al! We need a number 5!"
"WHAT?!?!"

Edit: Spelled Ogres wrong and spaced the quotes better.

 

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[crepesack]

"Welcome to the future. Here is your free porn."

A great quote even by itself.

Sounds like something either from Futurama or Beavis and Butthead but I know I'v heard it somewhere before

One of those answers is right.

it's futurama.

 

[eggy32]

As your attorney, I advise to drive at top speed; it'll be a miracle if we get there before you turn into a goddamn animal.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Knew that as soon as I read "As your attorney." Going to be soooo embarrassed if it's actually something else.

Obscure quote "Who shaved me?! Who washed my clothes?"

 

[Joshroom]

"You people and your slight differences disgust me!"
and
"I demand the floor!"
"Yes, it is your turn"
"Well nuts to me, I'm taking the stand!"

I got a ton of these lined up; all from one character.

Good News Everyone! I've managed to deduce the name of the person saying these things, it's Prof. Farnsworth.

Ha! Kudos on the wording!

 

[k-ossuburb]

"His head! It was torn off!"

If you need clues, I'll give them to you, just quote this so I can reply to it.

 

[Champion360]

"Fix it fix it fix it fix it...fix it fix it fix it fix it!"

 

[Tattaglia]

*STOP*
"No, you stop! STOP IT! You've made a powerful enemy today, sign."

"Welcome to Undisclosed. Dreams interpreted for beer."

John Dies At The End.

 

[Blemontea]

"WE WILL GIVE YOU GREEN HIGHLIGHTS!"

 

[eggy32]

"Fix it fix it fix it fix it...fix it fix it fix it fix it!"

Futurama.
Now, another quote, "They all have lovely bottoms."

 

[Chefodeath]

"We're Marley and Marley, avarice and greed."

 

[Harlemura]

"I am... the surprise in your cereal box."

Pretty proud of my vagueness there.

EDIT:
My new avatar is so not a massive give away, avert your eyes!

 

[zHellas]

"What? My Grandmother called me a porchmonkey all the time!"

(I honestly can't think of anything else...)

Clerks 2. Randal is my favorite

Well my previous one seems to have been ignored so heres another...

Person 1: "I hate to break it to you but he took our gold"
Person 2:"Ha! You think you're so smart. Well for your information, he didn't take our gold, I gave it to him, so there"

from same source

Person 2: "TWO-FISTED MONKEY STYLE ATTACK!"
Person 1:"Whatever that is, it better involve keeping his pants on."

...If I get this right, I only watched it because I was 8 years old and bored.

Kim Possible?

"Fix it fix it fix it fix it...fix it fix it fix it fix it!"

Futurama?

"Welcome to Undisclosed. Dreams interpreted for beer."

John Dies At the End, and I know I've been ninja'd.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

"I would like to die in bed, preferably someone else's."

 

[Da_MoA]

"X...Emulsified." (where X is the name of any particular person at that point)

I reckon there will be someone who gets it.

Spoiler: Bonus Clues

Special Forces:
Morgan, AJ, Hellmet
Little Yin, Dalia, Clawz

Bonus marks are awarded if you can explain its links to Star Wars and 9/11.

X - Fire / Cross Fire?