Most obscure reference contest

[Yokai]

"I see all of my old girlfriends. Well, not 'see' so much as...'watch'."

"He glanced up from his newspaper and stared at me. After a very long moment, he put out his fist. I did the same, and as we brought our fists together, we both shouted 'RESPECT KNUCKLES!' as I felt my entire arm shatter. What a guy."

First one's pretty easy; second one's diabolically difficult. Have fun.

*STOP*
"No, you stop! STOP IT! You've made a powerful enemy today, sign."

Vampire: Bloodlines, Malkavian PC.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

No man may rule of cactus taint
Until the forest runs with paint
But when it comes that dreaded hour
The hopes of Cactus King will flower

If anyone actually get that, then I'm sorry. I can't give you two hours of your life back from that terrible movie.

 

[fletch_talon]

Well my previous one seems to have been ignored so heres another...

Person 1: "I hate to break it to you but he took our gold"
Person 2:"Ha! You think you're so smart. Well for your information, he didn't take our gold, I gave it to him, so there"

from same source

Person 2: "TWO-FISTED MONKEY STYLE ATTACK!"
Person 1:"Whatever that is, it better involve keeping his pants on."

8 Bit Theatre.
Now if you'll excuse me, the armoire of invincibility aint gonna find itself.

 

[DJDarque]

It's not very obscure, at least I don't think so, but whenever I tell it to people they don't get it. It makes me sad.

"Stay golden, Ponyboy."

 

[GrimmjowPantera]

"Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me!"

from the same FILM

Guy1: If I were you, I would run.
Guy2: If you were me, you'd be good-lookin'.

i'll be goshdarned if anyone gets this.

 

[Hazy]

"What the hell does moe~ mean?"

Wiibros, you should know this!

 

[ShatterPalm]

"I am Frau Blucher."

 

[oxiclean]

"Always remember: 2 is near 100 if you can't count. It will get you far in life."

 

[Heart of Darkness]

"Eat at Joes. Eat at Joes. Eat at Joes."

Oh, this seems familiar. The only thing that comes to mind is some old Thanksgiving cartoon where the turkey outsmarts the pilgrim constantly. A bear wearing a sandwich board with the words "Eat at Joe's" keeps passing by them the whole episode.

Cripes, why do I remember that? I saw it when I was about seven. And it's probably not even the correct reference!

 

[Leopard]

"You ever drunk baileys from a shoe? You ever been to a club where people wee on each other?"

 

[GrimmjowPantera]

"You come all this way out saying squat and now you're trying to tell me that a '56 Chevy could beat a '48 Buick in a dead quarter mile?"

psht, i got your ref dude AFTER posting my own. damn. damn.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

"I am Frau Blucher."

*thunder*

Young Frankenstein, correct?

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Humans...They are but stubborn and foolish. It takes a journey to Hell for them to accept and praise their God ...A fact that tickles irony's judgement.

I believe there are two references for the price of one, with that one.

 

[TheSentinel]

"Welcome to Undisclosed. Dreams interpreted for beer."

John Dies At The End.

Ah, I see some people have good taste in literature. You are correct, sir.

 

[Souplex]

*Covered in leeches*
The only thing you'll get out of me is your daily iron requirement.
*Colossal super-leech rises from the water*
And since you're a growing leech...
*Readies machine guns*
...You'll need plenty of iron!

 

[Furbyz]

"What? My Grandmother called me a porchmonkey all the time!"

(I honestly can't think of anything else...)

Clerks 2. Randal is my favorite

Well my previous one seems to have been ignored so heres another...

Person 1: "I hate to break it to you but he took our gold"
Person 2:"Ha! You think you're so smart. Well for your information, he didn't take our gold, I gave it to him, so there"

from same source

Person 2: "TWO-FISTED MONKEY STYLE ATTACK!"
Person 1:"Whatever that is, it better involve keeping his pants on."

8 bit theater right?

"Orges? Man, I have an ogre slaying knife, it has a +9 against ogres!"
"You're not there, you're getting drunk!"
"Ok but if there's any girls there I wanna DO THEM!"



"Al! We need a number 5!"
"WHAT?!?!"

I remember an 8 bit D&D thing on Newgrounds where that's from but not the exact name.

It's not very obscure, at least I don't think so, but whenever I tell it to people they don't get it. It makes me sad.

"Stay golden, Ponyboy."

The Outsiders. Great book

"Oh bother, not again."

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Those poor tulips...or were they petunias...can't remember the kind of flower.

And now to post my own from a song.

"Don't talk to me about
The Dolphin in the tuna net
I'm on the tuna side
Hey! Dolphin tastes quite good I bet"

 

[Marik2]

~FLY AWAY NOW! FLY AWAY NOW! FLY AWAAAAAAY~

No cheating, it would ruin it.

Here you go.

 

[ShatterPalm]

"I am Frau Blucher."

*thunder*

Young Frankenstein, correct?

Horse Whiney, and yes.

 

[Spekter068]

"Push the button, Max!"