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ultrachicken said:
The point of the playboy mags was probably to stir up some controversy and get more people looking at the game.

OT: In the Halo 3 level, the Ark, there are crystals lying on the ground everywhere in desert caves. No explanation as to why they're there, and they don't add to the scenery because you don't really notice them.
Because when you punch the crystals they fall apart,which is kinda cool.
 

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InsaneInfadel said:
ATMs in GTA 4. Nuff said.
But how else will I know what number is being displayed in the top right corner of my screen?!

I'd have to say the compass in Modern Warfare 2 for the simple fact that most people don't even know it's there. Once you find it, it can be useful when you work as a team.

Guns in Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy. You have a Lightsaber!. Why the hell would you use a gun?
 

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In mass effect 2 when you can call someone up to the captains quaters and sit on the sofa and hug and/or when you can lay in the bed together.
 

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In mass effect, the ability to ask your squadmates their opinion of the weather during combat.
 
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MrDeckard said:
The TV shoes in GTA 4. You are sitting on a couch or chair, playing a video game, sitting on the couch watching TV of people doing nothing.
I'm assuming you're meaning shows and not shoes. That would be very surreal. Anyway, at least some of them are vaguely entertaining. The most pointless thing in GTA 4 as far as I'm concerned is...

Roman.

He spends half the game wanting you to go bowling with him, and the rest getting into trouble or wasting your money.
What, you never found the TV sets you could wear on your feet? Yes, shows. I also agree on the other part of your comment.
NIKO MY COUSIN!!! WANT TO GO SEE BIG AMERICAN TEETEES???
 

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Judgement101 said:
So the story is:
I was playing Mafia II earlier and I noticed a feature completely useless and very unneeded. For some weird reason they put playboy magazines in the game with pictures, so I was wondering "Seriously? What's the point of this?"

Discussion: Has there ever been something in a game you found completely pointless?
When I read the topic, I was actually going to reply with the Playboy magazines in Mafia II.

That being said, similar "collect these things from a city to gain absolutely nothing" chores have been in nearly all open world games, and they all kinda blow.

mexicola said:
Space hamster in ME2. It serves no purpose once you buy it. At least fishes can die if you don't feed them but hamster is just there, immortal and requiring no sustenance while you go out every day to fight and risk your life so you could save the galaxy HE lives in. Fuck you hamster!
That was a shoutout to Baldur's Gate 1 and 2. Although seeing as it has no purpose and it does nothing, it is kind of gratuitous. The hamster doesn't die, because if he did, Bioware's offices would get firebombed within minutes.
 

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katsumoto03 said:
Why some games don't have a jump button. Seriously, the character has legs. Use them.
The thing about that is, even if you never would have jumped, as soon as you notice you can't it bothers you the rest of the game.
 

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Oblivion: stealing plates. You will be chased down by the whole damned Imperial Guard for stealing an item worth zip, zero, nada, zilch and has no practical purpose. But somehow plates, cutlery, garden utensils, and all sorts of mundane items that have to cost more than a wedge of cheese don't and can land you with a bounty. What makes me mad about worthless plates? In Morrowind they all had a value and some, particularly early on, could add up to buy you that next set of armor. Best of all was one type of plate set that was worth TONS for being just something put on display (fancy china!).

Singularity: The Centurion Pistol. It's a great concept and could have been awesome if used in a similar role as the Bioshock revolver, but it's just sitting right now in my weapons locker. It's your first weapon but I would often just knife enemies because of a low total ammo stock and it being hard to come by when it was needed most. And then shortly after you find a freaking automatic assault rifle, a shotgun, and a bloody sniper rifle that can slow down time for headshots!
 

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MiracleOfSound said:
warprincenataku said:
As far as useless features go, I'm going to have to say SAVE FILES. I mean come on, if you can't finish a game in one sitting, don't start.
Don't ever play Morrowind.
1040 hours on my biggest save. Yeah, do that in one go!
 

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Money in most games.
Games such as Assassin's Creed 2, Red Dead, GTA, Saint's Row etc, by about half way through the game you generally have enough money to buy pretty much everything which therefore makes it redundant.

(Then again my cribs in Saint's Row 2 are shweeeet)
 

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daggers in oblivion might as well use a sword. Aslo some of the magic trees (reducing morale will not help with beasts for example.
the "stealth class" in an fps (if it doesn't have either a cloak, disguise, or jammer.

EDIT:air strikes in mercs 2. Mercs 1's were okay but since when did i have to throw a Damn Smoke Grenade for Misha to See a base that needs to be blown up???? that and you can use sattelites
fo some airstrikes so wtf?