Most pointless warning label

[Yegargeburble]

On a jar of peanuts:

"Warning: May Contain Nuts"

One should only hope...

I would laugh at this, but I am genuinely disturbed at the thought of peanut butter without nuts. What would it be made from?

 

[Nexus424]

I honestly don't wanna sort through 10 pages to see if this is up already.

Spoiler: Warning NSFW (Somewhat)

 

[AWC Viper]

I honestly don't wanna sort through 10 pages to see if this is up already.

Spoiler: Warning NSFW (Somewhat)

WTF?!?!?!?!?! who would do that?

 

[wikicated]

On a Claymore - Aim at Enemy

How do you aim a sword?

Eh, He meant Claymore as in explosive satchel mine that fires shrapnel really fast if you walk into a laser sight/cause movement

You can aim mines now? I thought they just sat there and waited for some unsuspecting person to become an instant paraplegic.

If COD 4 isn't lying then claymores actually have a forward area to which the laser or movement sensors point, and where the shrapnel is thrown.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claymore_mine

youve been wikicated




[small]worst line ever[/small]

 

[Nexus424]

I honestly don't wanna sort through 10 pages to see if this is up already.

Spoiler: Warning NSFW (Somewhat)

WTF?!?!?!?!?! who would do that?

Apparently someone did at least once or else the warning wouldn't be there. *Sigh*

 

[BehattedWanderer]

On a jar of peanuts:

"Warning: May Contain Nuts"

One should only hope...

I would laugh at this, but I am genuinely disturbed at the thought of peanut butter without nuts. What would it be made from?

Soy? Jelly? Pudding?