Most quotable game

[octafish]

Oh Jagged Alliance 2

See, that's what's wrong with today's army, too many immigrants that don't speak no good English.

Every once in a while, I need to pull all of my hair out. I don't know why, but it grows back!

Bleyah! Got brains in my mouth... say, uhh... sweet!

Gun... ANY GUN, like... finger of hand.

They all fell like the pantyhose of a $5 woman!

Sure they look at me like I'm the crazy man, but they are the crazy ones! One day, I will kill them all..

I hear rustling partner. Could be rustlers!

 

[Goldeneye1989]

TF2
Edit: Gentlemen, No that would be your mother, om nom nom, Wanka, ect. ect.

 

[darth gditch]

Portal-but that's no surprise. Star Fox 64, no surprise. Damnit. Those may be the only games I've ever quotes. Well, unless you count the various killstreak things from Halo. Oh. Halo. Quoting out of context. Mildly amusing.

 

[WelshDanny]

TF2
Edit: Gentlemen, No that would be your mother, om nom nom, Wanka, ect. ect.

And now he is coming to f**k us! So listen up boy, or pornography staring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.

...All from memory.

 

[Mr Mc Twiggy]

OBJECTION!!!

It is obviously Phoenix Wright.
XD

Though i do think Portal is also really easy and fun to quote from...

 

[fudgemonkey118]

Portal and TF2
BOOM. Headshot.
Pow! Hahaha

 

[Conman94]

Alone in the Dark 5.

"I don't have your stone! AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY!"

 

[Julianking93]

Portal and I'm fucking sick of it.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

I like to think the line "That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!" is practically perfect.

There's a lot of awesome Timesplitters lines as well.

 

[RicoADF]

The Command and Conquer series is the most quoted for me, "That was left handed!"

 

[VivaciousDeimos]

"Your right hand comes off?"

And Mass Effect has a lot of these:

"Because it's a big, stupid, jellyfish!"

"Turians based on dextro-amino acids. Human ingestion of tissue could provoke allergic reactions. Anaphylactic shock possible. So don't, ah, ingest."

"Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-***** in space!"

"I'll nap. Destroy the universe later..."

 

[Aerodynamic]

Team Fortress 2.

"Unless its a FARM"

 

[glitch388]

Portal

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I whole heartedly agree. There are many funny lines, and all are spouted by a psychopathic computer. Excellent.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Oblivion all the way

"Hello there!"

"Good day!"

"Stop talking to me!"

Actual conversation I witnessed in the Market District.

 

[WorldCritic]

I'd say Star Fox 64, in my opinion it has better lines than Portal.

 

[Zackary Yakumo]

"THis is Three Dog, Owwwww~, and your listening to my ass fart b****s" is personally my favorite. I' gonna have to say fallout 3 as i woute it the most.

 

[esperandote]

You don't have what it takes to kill me... bullets
War never changes
I give my life, not for honor, but for you
Snake? Snake?! Snaaaake!
I am going deeper into your mind... into your soul. You like Castlevania, don't you?

 

[Ldude893]

Ellen McLain is the reason why Portal and Team Fortress 2 are so quotable. She's awesome at those kind of voiceovers.

"The enrichment center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and in fact, cannot speak."

"The bomb has almost reached the final terminus aHAHAHAHAHA!!"

"Attention, ground units, anti-citizen reported in this community. Code: lock, cauterize, stabilize."