Most random thing you've overheard

[LarenzoAOG]

Man answers phone: "WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!! I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE DAMN DOG ALONE!!!" *Hangs up cell phone runs to exit*

 

[Arsen]

I rarely concede enough attention to those around me in public to give two shits. My mind is often occupied with more important thoughts, such as which book I am going to buy, why the human race is full of such drivelous conversation, and why people do not bathe properly before entering my vicinity within the store I work at.

 

[The Shade]

"If it weren't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

Lewis Black should charge royalties.

OT: I don't know if this counts as 'random' but I walked past a group of young guys once, and one was saying "She's sooo hot, eh? I love that site." Made me laugh to myself, at least.

 

[Voxgizer]

"...so then I had a proverbial cigarette."

I can't remember the context or the conversation as it was years ago. I was sitting with my mom at a restaurant and this guy in a tie-die shirt and sandals just said that part loud enough for me to go "What. The. Hell." My mom and I had to stifle our laughter.