Most Random/Useless thing you know.

[Dantes Alaska]

All of the below are "The Stig" useless things from Top Gear:
Some say he never blinks and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves.
Some say he's wanted by the CIA and that he sleeps upside down, like a bat.
Some say that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden and that he can catch fish with his tongue.
Some say he is illegal in 17 US states and he blinks vertically.
Some say that his breath smells of magnesium and that his scared of bells.
Some say he naturally faces magnetic north and that all his legs are hydraulic.
Some say that he lives in a tree and that his sweat can be used to clean precious
metals.
Some say that his heart ticks like a watch and that his confused by stairs.
Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats and that he has two sets of knees.
Some say that his terrified of ducks and that there?s an airport in Russia named after him.
Some say that his brain is a Satellite navigation system.
Some say that his skin has the texture of a dolphin?s, and where ever you are in the world if you tune your radios to 88.4, you can actually hear his thoughts.
Some say that he has no understanding of clouds - and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish delight.
Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground.
Some say that his tears are adhesive - and that if he caught fire, he'd burn for a thousand days.
Some say that he can swim seven lengths under water - and he has webbed buttocks.
Some say that his heart is in upside down - and that his teeth glow in the dark.
Some say that his ears aren?t exactly where you'd expect them to be - and that once, preposterously, he had an affair with John Prescott.
Some say he has a digital face - and if he felt like it, he could fire Alan Sugar.
Some say that his genitals are on upside down. And that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds.
Some say his ears have a Paisley lining - and he's been banned from the Chelsea Flower Show.
Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburg ring - and that if you give him a really important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet.
Some say he invented Branston Pickle, and that if you insult his mother, he will head-butt you in the chest.
Some say that on really warm days he sheds his skin, like a snake, and for some reason he's allergic to the Dutch.
Some say that his first name really is 'The'; and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant including the cameramen.
Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp, and that long before anyone else he realised that Jade Goody was a racist pig-faced waste of blood and organs.
Some say that he once had a vicious knife fight with Anthea Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in the cash for honours scandal.
Some say that he's a C.I.A. experiment that went wrong, and that he only eats cheese.
Some say that if you lick his chest it tastes exactly the same as piccalilli. And that at this week's Brit awards he was arrested for goosing Russell Brand.
Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks. And that his crash helmet is modelled on Britney Spear's head.
Some say that he isn't machine-washable and all his potted plants are called Steve.
Some Say His testicles are made from Titanium and that his under-pants are carbon-fibre
Some say, he's actually dead... But the Grim reaper, is too scared to tell him.
Some say that all his pot plants are called Steve.. and that he has a life size tattoo of his face.. on his face.
some say that he can hypnotise sheep, and that if he could be bothered he could swim the Atlantic ocean - underwater.
Some say, that he once co-presented a Brazilian show about blimp disasters, and that once, he actually punched God.
Some say that he once killed a giraffe with just his feet and that he has a black belt in paper maché.
Some say he is 5 foot tall with lead in his feet,others say 6feet with tall with air in his head....but he doesn't care what you say.
Some say He's contracted every STD known to man, and that he has inflatable breasts to get him out of speeding tickets. All we know.. is he's called the Stig.
Some say, that he is one of the protons in the Large Hadron Collider, AND that he creates miniature black holes every time he sneezes.
Some say he was the one who actually pulled Excalibur from the stone and that he is the rightful king of England.
Some say he sucks the moisture from ducks, and if you lick his chest it tastes exactly the same as piccalilli.
Some say he gave birth to Chuck Norris,and that the mother was superman!!!
Some say he has no understanding of queuing.
Some say, he once modelled for page 3... and his feet are made from dog leather
Some say his upper torso is made of carbon fibre... and that his blood is 1 part petrol and 2 part diesel.
Some say he got turned down for I'm a celebrity, because people have heard of him!
Some say that he only uses q-tips made of plutonium, and that his favourite comedy film is Hostel.
Some say that he has the mating call of a killer whale, and that he once counted to infinite..twice.
Some say he lives in a alleyway and his best friend is a cardbord box.

All we know is - he's called the Stig.

you messed something up in there.....

Some say that if you lick his chest it tastes exactly the same as piccalilli. And that at this week's Brit awards he was arrested for goosing Russell Brand.

Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks. And that his crash helmet is modelled on Britney Spear's head.

Some say he sucks the moisture from ducks, and if you lick his chest it tastes exactly the same as piccalilli.


but anyway, IMO you win, and i hate you, i dont have bbc anymore, so now the only thing i have to look forward to on monday is unskipable

U can download them off torrents...just saying...my cousin does that. i have BBC

i would if i had more space

 

[Insanum]

You cannot Lick your elbow.

I'm gonna have to call you out on that one, I actually can lick my elbow.

Lies.

Unless you can dis-locate your arm its not physically possible.

And welcome to the escapist (ive said that far to much today! haha)

 

[Artailius]

You cannot Lick your elbow.

I'm gonna have to call you out on that one, I actually can lick my elbow.

Lies.

Unless you can dis-locate your arm its not physically possible.

And welcome to the escapist (ive said that far to much today! haha)

Well I am pretty flexible I guess, I can put both legs behind my head as well, but I can push my arm back far enough and my toungue is some-what long. I'm only able to lick my left elbow so theres probably something wrong with my back or shoulder.

Oh and thanks!

 

[Insanum]

You cannot Lick your elbow.

I'm gonna have to call you out on that one, I actually can lick my elbow.

Lies.

Unless you can dis-locate your arm its not physically possible.

And welcome to the escapist (ive said that far to much today! haha)

Well I am pretty flexible I guess, I can put both legs behind my head as well, but I can push my arm back far enough and my toungue is some-what long. I'm only able to lick my left elbow so theres probably something wrong with my back or shoulder.

Oh and thanks!

Im talking the very end of your elbow, not the sides. I did honestly hear that it was impossible (like trying too lick your ears)...but still, the thought of you sat at your comp licking your elbows does amuse me...

 

[EisBaron]

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.
1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.
The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing their hands in jelly.
Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twerp.
Cat's urine glows under a black light.
Elephants are the only land mammals that can't jump.

 

[WittyName]

A bowling pin only needs to tilt 7.5 degrees to fall down.

 

[achilleas.k]

Only 1% of the internet is Porn

Amazing!

 

[Artailius]

Im talking the very end of your elbow, not the sides. I did honestly hear that it was impossible (like trying too lick your ears)...but still, the thought of you sat at your comp licking your elbows does amuse me...

Yeah, I hear people say that a lot and I go, "Really? Just watch." One person claimed I'm her hero because of it... kinda creepy.

Not sure if its been said but Scorpions glow under black lights and I believe i've heard the tongue is fastest healing part of your body

Using only one row of keys, the longest word to spell (in the english language atleast) is TYPEWRITER

 

[Big Bad Jon]

OK, i claim the win on this one.

Found on a trivial pursuit card (original edition):
How many sandwiches did Lindburgh take on the Spirit of St Louis?
2 (and they were ham)

And the best one ever?
The name for a collector of useless information is a Spetmolger.

Tell me those are not the most useless bits of information you've ever heard.
I thank you.

 

[wildwind1290]

A baby is born every 6 seconds.

 

[Da Joz]

The bone in a walrus's penis is called a schwing

 

[quiet_samurai]

In ancient and olden times most women were kidnapped at weddings because it was one of the few times entire regions or provinces were gathered in mass. That is why usually the bride always stands to the left of the groom so his sword arm could be free to defend his wife. That's also why there is a best man, to help the groom defend the bride.

Also if your hand fits over you whole face you have cancer.

 

[Nihlex]

someone may have posted this already so im sorry if someone did.
Celery has negative calories because it takes more calories to digest it then there are calories in the actual stick of celery

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

The largest flower in the world grows from a fungus spore, essentially making it a mushroom.

 

[Yoshemo]

"Eskimo" is a derogitory term for Inuit people(like n**ger for black people). So if you know an eskimo, don't call them an eskimo. I know, I am one =D

 

[Starke]

And is one of the suicide kings.

Granted I never knew he was one of the suicide kings, what other king(s) are ?

Not a clue, that's part of why its useless information.

 

[Jaythulhu]

There are 22 La's in the 1st verse of the 1970s smurf theme song.

 

[TheTygerfire]

The original model for Left 4 Dead's Zoey was based on the same person that currently voices Krystal in the Star Fox series.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Every mosquito that has ever bitten you has been female and pregnant

 

[the_dancy_vagrant]

You cannot Lick your elbow.

I'm gonna have to call you out on that one, I actually can lick my elbow.

You can lick your elbow, but only if you're a woman. Men can't do it.

EDIT: Well, Gene Simmons probably could. The actual challenge as I've heard it is to kiss your elbow, which really is impossible to do if you are male.