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[killcheese]

"Disc golf ftw" the day i killed my knee playing 12 rounds in a row.

 

[Aetera]

"I read No Exit while sitting in the doctor's waiting room. It seemed really appropriate."

My friend replied with: "Hell is two year old copies of Us Weekly."

 

[AstylahAthrys]

"Just heard the greatest thing ever in response to this whole financial crisis: "Dear Government, just do whatever Reaver says and we can save everyone. Or get in the real estate business early." Best Fable reference ever."

DMZilla posted that on his Twitter last night. I thought it was awesome.

 

[MagicMouse]

"I am deleting my Face-Book account."

 

[RossM]

Tron legacy = Fail

 

[Karma168]

Me Scotland, I Freedom!

Yeah, I shouldn't be allowed to drink and watch braveheart :/

 

[Pimppeter2]

Peter _____ was at Privét with Chris _____ and 3 other people.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

Who would have thought that being choked out could be so relaxing?

 

[04whim]

Well, not including an incident of frape, a relationship update (i'm sad enough to do a facebook marriage) and one that was just saying not to click on one of those stupid chat things that sends the message to everyone online-

"USA lost many lives on 9-11-01
Now, Japan has lost more lives on 3-10-11
Add the 2 dates together and you'll get 12-21-12"

... Fuck off -_-

 

[Kinaori]

I like big butts and I cannot lie, but is there an evolutionary reason as to why?

 

[Amberella]

Lol at Sam throwing pokeballs at me trying to catch me. xD

Most recent status.

 

[WolfThomas]

Mine was "Whose got two thumbs and just delivered a baby? This Guy! (indicates self with thumbs)"

Because I had just delievered a baby, crazy day.

 

[mireko]

ねぇ、マヨナカテレビって知ってる？

 

[Kwaren]

Here was my last one.

"Here's some advice to minivan drivers: Don't try to race, you look silly trying and people will laugh at you for it."

 

[Brutal Peanut]

"A big raven landed on the roof of the house across the street and the House Finches went nuts. They preceded to dive-bomb the hell out of him from the tree tops until he left. They also followed the raven a short distance afterwords. Sheesh."

Yes,....it's all about birds. lol

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Peter _____ was at Privét with Chris _____ and 3 other people.

i was there!


My most recent is "Mein Führer! I can walk!"

 

[Gurk]

'is now a red head. Looks pretty great, actually.'

Oh wow, of course it'd have to be the one that makes me appear to be a conceited whore.

 

[Fenring]

http://chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com/

 

[Blemontea]

5 seconds ago
"Im making a new facebook status talking about the Escapist, to go brag about it on the Escapist. its an endless cycle."

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

Last post was some video about the Beretta ARX-160, comment saying that I wished they would release it to the general public. And then there was the Wrex, Shepherd thing I was doing with a friend a couple days ago.