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latiasracer

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You tube is pretty bad.

But by far the worst, in my eyes is the Minecraft. The amount of 11 year olds who spell like this "luk gies i made a terxturepac and mai hawse loks kwl" *Shudders*
I actually made a half decent custom map, based on the Stalker games. First comment i got "rubish make it more lke cod"

That's actually the reason why i take most of my MC Related talk here ehe...
 

zpaceinvader

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EcksTeaSea said:
League of Legends is honestly one of the stupidest communities I have ever been a part of. You can literally get banned for saying "GG noob".
Omg they report you for flaming!?!??! Also a LoL ban only lasts for a couple of hours unless youve been flaming all through your game experience.

Players verbaly abusing each other in-game ruins E-Gaming.
 

GoAwayVifs

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Has anyone here ever been to Conservapedia? It's good for a laugh. Think of the worst strawman of extremely socially conservative views you can. Conservapedia is Wikipedia as written by that strawman, except it's straight-faced. Prayer really is a uniquely Christian concept, and it is likely that people in the olden days rode dinosaurs.

What makes the community so funny is the violent opposition to even the most slight attempt at making articles somewhat neutral. Do you dare raise doubts about whether or not gender studies truly is the most useless college major in America? 'Liberal bias'.
The problem is now Conservapedia is very much subject to Poe's law, as lots of the contributors are just trolls subtly mocking the project.
 

Miles000

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Klumpfot said:
Has anyone here ever been to Conservapedia? It's good for a laugh. Think of the worst strawman of extremely socially conservative views you can. Conservapedia is Wikipedia as written by that strawman, except it's straight-faced. Prayer really is a uniquely Christian concept, and it is likely that people in the olden days rode dinosaurs.

What makes the community so funny is the violent opposition to even the most slight attempt at making articles somewhat neutral. Do you dare raise doubts about whether or not gender studies truly is the most useless college major in America? 'Liberal bias'.
I found that site today!

I thought it was satire...
It wasn't o_o

Living in a fairly left, secular area, it is actually rather scary to see people legitimately believe that!
 

Torrasque

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The Heavenator said:
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Vault101 said:
lots of words.
They haven't really been posting LP-mockery videos lately, though, just regular LPs (well, commenting over longplays, but more or less the same thing). The last LP riff they did was a few months back.

The stuff they did back then was hilarious, though:

Also check out ChipCheezum/GeneralIronicus' Retsupuraes. They are also really great. And that Darkseed 2 wrongpurae is so worth it for when his mother explains everything. Everyone should watch it.
omfg these are great xD
I can't get enough of these guys, especially those Mario 64 vids... I am still speechless at how incredibly English that guy is.
 

Mordekaien

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Heroes of Newerth: they're the reason I still played only one game so far, because people there are just massive dicks, even to the beginners.
 

Penguin_Factory

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Okay, there's two ways to approach this. One is to point out the stupid fanbases that are bad in a roll your eyes way, and the other is to talk about communities that are bad in a "destroy your faith in humanity" way.

The former: The Silent Hill fan community any time a new game is announced. You seriously wouldn't believe the hyperbole and petty bitching I've seen on SH forums. When a screenshot for the previous game (Shattered Memories) showing the protagonist in the back seat of a police car people went ape-shit and said that they might as well just turn the game into GTA. Because you spend 30 seconds in the back seat of a car.

Strangely, the reaction to Downpour has been pretty positive, so maybe they've finally burnt themselves out.

For the latter, I've got an example that pretty much tops everything else in existence with the possible exception of Stormfront: Men's Rights Activism. Hold onto your hats people, we're going down the rabbit hole.

On the first circle of MRA hell we have Alpha Males, suave internet Lotharios who practice "game" (not "the game", just "game") or the art of seducing women. Doesn't sound too bad, right? Here is an actual, non-parody quote from one of them:

Dating is thus a fool?s mission. For one, you?re expected to entertain an inferior. (And if you are not superior to nearly every woman you?ve ever met, you do not deserve to call yourself a man.)
Overlapping heavily with this group are the real Men's Right's Activists, brave freedom fighters battling day and night against the totalitarian matriarchal nightmare that modern society has become. Here's a quote that's particularly relevant to this venue (emphasis mine):

I think I have the right to ask steam and other gaming companes: WTF with the subliminal brainwashing? What now when I buy or play a game women will be doing all the ass kicking? ?

I call bullshit on this subject. Video games are the last place for guys to hang out and now women are taking over. Why not just save us the trouble and instead of eliminating our fantasy world just throw us in work camp to provide for thier bastard children (literally speaking) while they shit all over us?wait they already do that.
This continues on down several levels of terribleness (including but not limited to advocacy of fire-bombing court-houses and campaigns to legalize rape) until you get to the dark, pulsing heart of everything that is wrong with the internet: /r beatingwomen.

No wait, there's a worse one: /r rapingwomen.

Actually lets just go with "all of Reddit" and be done with it.
 

Frotality

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i dont frequent many of the places that im sure are terrible (CoD forums and the like).

we all know youtube is terrible. its little more than the worlds most jobless trolls who have absolutely nothing to do but insult everyone everywhere all the time, and spam to subscribe to and watch all of someones other camera phone bullshit.

my personal favorite is the bioware community though. not only does their zealous devotion to and barbarically stupid defense of their "god" rival that of a 12th century pontiff, they are FUCKING PERVERTED. bioware really seems to be exploiting people's wack off material with its pansexual utopia of DA2 and romanceable raptor aliens of ME2. their games are including more and more fanservice, and the people are taking that as a queue to get more and more specific with their disturbing fantasies. soon enough, bioware is going to be the video game equivalent of deviant art...
 

Grey Day for Elcia

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The APB community sickens me greatly from time to time. I am a pacifist, but I often find my blood simmering with some of their antics. Last night they were mocking a young teen who had taken nude photos of herself for her boyfriend. They were leaked through him and the community at large got their hands on them. She made an impassioned plea for people to take them down from various sites and this only added fuel to their laughter--some going so far as to enjoy her crying. A handful of people took it upon themselves to call her names I won't repeat and spread the images around, encouraging the male population to view them.

As I said, I am a pacifist and a Buddhist, so I won't raise a hand or attack another under any circumstance, but I must admit, I was quite distressed and upset that someone was being put through this before my eyes.
 

hazabaza1

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All communities. ALL OF THEM. Every community has it's nice people and it's unlike able people.
 

lacktheknack

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Vault101 said:
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Zhukov said:
Honourable mention goes to the Bioware forums. They're not "retarded" as such, but there is something disquietingly weird about that place.
I think this thread sums up the Bioware forums very well...
hes joking right..? hahaa I mean...I mean really

[sub/] wtf?...just wtf?[/sub]
Pfff. That's still not as horrifying as the infamous "Quarian Sweat" post, which deduced through some thorough (but very iffy) science that Quarians sweat pheromones, hence making them very sexy. Or something. All you need to know is that it included two scientific diagrams and multiple points involving toxic urea.

OT: Youtube still takes the cake every time.
 

BanicRhys

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Deviant art: "if u dont have anything nice 2 say dont say anything at all :D:D:D:D:D", "gief credit pl0x or i will sue", "im a special little snowfalke!", "hi i c 2 lukd at 1 of mai pichurs ty, plz sub meeee :D", "its nt porn its art u are to closed minded 2 tell"

Diablo 3: "If my internet goes out, I can't play the game! This is all Blizzard/Activision's fault for being greedy!", "BETA PL0X", "RELEASE DATE PL0X"

Minecraft: "HOW U INSTAL MOD, ANSER PLZ!", "!@#$@ !@#$ !@ NOTCH !@ @ !@#$$!"

Yogscast: "WHENS THE NEXT SHADOW OF ISRAPHEL?!!", "WHY AREN"T YOU MAKING SOI!"

World of Warcraft: "The game's too easy, WAAAAAAH", "Pandas, WAAAAAAH", "You nerfed 4 month old content, WAAAAAAH"

Starcraft: "Zerg is OP", "Protoss is OP", "Terran is OP"

I could go on, but I feel that I've said enough.
 

scw55

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Pokemon in the sense to have an enjoyable fight with a random person on Wi-Fi you need to understand the deep gameplay underneath Pokemon which is not taught to you what so ever in the main story/single player game. In the game the tactic you learn is the 'Rock/Paper/Scissors' tactic and equipping your Pokemon with abilities that willgive it a fighting chance against types who'd otherwise destroy it.

With the Wi-Fi battles you need to be aware of EV's,EP's EA's ET's etc as well as Natures and even genders. You must breed and breed and breed again Pokemon and train them in certain ways. This is a tremendous amount of work and at this point it stops being an innocent and shallow fun game. It turns into work.

I enjoy Pokemon. I just don't want to invest X many hours in an anti-social portable game to create the 'perfect' Pokemon. If it turns out you made a mistake, it's a lot of time you wasted.


HoN/LoL/Any Competitive game where losing has a negative effect on your statistics. People don't want to lose. They'll do anything to not lose. They'll rage at people who they see as the reason for losing. You try your hardest, push yourself to the limit and feel let down by your team mates or opposing team's choice of characters. If they removed the 'penalty' for loss then perhaps they might become fun again. But maintain a good reward for winning so people actually want to win, oppose to 'avoid to lose'.


Youtube. I posted a video 5 years ago of me playing a Frostmage in PvE cloth armour clicking in WSG. I even now get flame comments saying 'clicker noob!'. Dude. This was 5 years ago. Don't you think I'll have changed to using keybindings now? Ofc not. You're a retard. Also, on videos of a 'gay nature' you have shitty comments of homophobia. Like... why are you going on these videos where the thumbnail and title heavily suggests these themes anyway? Same can be said of music videos.

Also, when people upload videos of themselves singing/playing a music instrument, users feel the need to flame any imperfections. Constructive criticism is win. Tell them how to get better and they'll be less likely to insult your ears next time. Especially when the uploaders are only young. I bet you feel big trampling on the dreams of someone 10 years younger than you.


General internet users who use short hand speak. The only time I'd excuse this is in Twitter (or any other strict text limits) or general chat in an online game. In forums or Youtube comments you have the decency of trying your hardest to type things out proper. If you are insecure about your abysmal spelling then use Google Chrome. It attacks you with sguiggly lines of death if you misspell, then you simply highlight the offending word, right click and choose the correct word. For a start it will help your spelling.


FPS game. Woop, you're better than me because you use a proper monitor while I have squint-o-vision laptop one. You're so awesome at this multilayer point and click adventure game. Woop you're raging at me camping, I'm sorry, last time I checked in real life you don't run around battlefields like a twit, also if I did you score a point, and if you have a brain you could work out where I am. Woop I killed you with guns that kill. The people who get 'over excited' in FPS games must be tetesterone whores.


Deviant Art has the complete opposite of Youtube. Everyone is too nice. You do a picture. Upload it. All comments are all "I Like". Wow. As an artist that's so useful. That really will help me improve my craft. It doesn't help that 75% of the images on there is bad art or badly disguised porn. If you're going to do bloody art, do it well. You're just insulting me and professional artists around the world otherwise. I know art is subjective. Quality isn't. I don't like how a lot of users see Deviant Art as a form of Facebook where you coincidently upload bad drawings of Anime/Video Game Characters or terrible stories. It should be the other way round. And if they really care about their drawings and text constipation then they should seek ways to improve it. The Lovey-dovey userbase doesn't help.I would prefer the douchebag mentality of Youtube on Deviant Art. For a start it will provide an accurate representation of the public's thought of art. Humans are harsh. The majority of users on Deviant Art I doubt are human. A young user actually thanked me for giving her advice and she also didn't like how unhelpful (despite nice) all the comments on her work were.

Doesn't take a lot of effort of being critical. "Oh, it looks a bit flat. Perhaps it's not dark enough under the apple". Every criticism has to be matched with a suggestion of remedy or imply you went to the effort to think about it. If you don't want to be blunt, try sugar coating it by saying "Have you tried life drawing of people?" (Your figure looks very wrong)or "Have you tried using x medium?" (Crayons/Colouring Pencils/Felt tips look very shit. Try a similar medium which will provide better results with your little knowledge and experience. Perhaps then your work won't look like something I'd wipe my arse with.) Easy isn't it? If you can't say anything nice, say nothing. If you have to say something nasty, say it in a nice way.
 

GoAwayVifs

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NuclearShadow said:
Can anyone beat that? Anyone? Bueller?
Most of the things on this list [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/]. Most of that stuff is NWS content so click at your own risk.
 

s0p0g

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oh that's an easy one (finally ^^ )

1. any random MOBA "community" - no comment, their ingame comments and forum posts well speak for themselves ^^

2. MMOs - QQ this is too hard QQ i wantz uber awesome equip too but not to what it orignally takes QQ why am i not dark evil r0xx0r by default this class iz supposed to stomp all others their imba nerf them & buff plzzzz
so what happens, sooner or later, inevitably, is that the devs listen to the community (= the people whining the loudest), change the game accordingly, thus making it uninteresting and boring. damn.

3. dunno... i'd go with FPS but then again their flaming, unlike MOBA-communities, is amusing and part of the fun ^^"
 

Trippy Turtle

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Everybody is going to say Youtube, 4Chan or Xbox...
I pick Youtube but I think the Escapist should lay off 12 year olds and Xbox. Its not that bad.
 

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I'm going to go with something a bit left field: Prince of Macedon impersonators. Bloody hell, if I had a pound for every time I've seen one of them, I'd be a millionaire. And they all do the exact same thing: gloat about how many victories they've had, forever ruining the name of PoM.
 

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I had no idea the Nostalgia Critic had such a bad rep, I actually enjoy his videos, although i dont really comment or read the comments section on them.

Id have to say Youtube, mainly because anyone who bothers commenting either says something for likes or thumbs, or they are hilariously misinformed.
 

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launchpadmcqwak said:
Anonymous...even more after i saw there logo at an occupy rally. Have they ever actually helped anyone? with there fucking douchy slogan and douchy video's. they ruined V for Vendetta and they think there so fucking cool. in case your wondering i REALLY dont like them

also, if your a super secret hacking group why do you try so hard to get attention?.
Well, they've tracked down people who have tortured or killed animals, a woman who threw a cat in a bin, tracked down a guy who went there saying he wanted to sleep with a 16 year-old and warned her school. Someone posted a pic of of a newspaper notice about a veteran turning 90 who wanted to celebrate with someone - he received hundreds of cards from all over the world, several cakes and group of people went to visit him. All of it respectful, afaik. Several times they've donated money to people in need who asked for it.

That said, who ever said they helped anyone? It's an imageboard, not a volunteer group.

OT: The usual frontrunners have all been mentioned, Bioware being the worst imo. Worse than 4chan even, because somehow what goes on on Biowares forums is far more disturbing than the worst I've seen on 4chan. There's just something very wrong about that place.