Most ridiculous conspiracy theory you've ever heard.
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The sun is a square...
"The sun is a cube, not a sphere. It only appears to be a sphere because it is spinning at a high velocity. All suns (i.e., stars) are cubes. Darkness intentionally designed the universe like this because on a metaphysical level, cubes (or more specifically, their 90-degree right angles) create strife, confrontation, and confusion."
I kid you not, check out Truthism.com for more hilarity.
"The sun is a cube, not a sphere. It only appears to be a sphere because it is spinning at a high velocity. All suns (i.e., stars) are cubes. Darkness intentionally designed the universe like this because on a metaphysical level, cubes (or more specifically, their 90-degree right angles) create strife, confrontation, and confusion."
I kid you not, check out Truthism.com for more hilarity.
Any conspiracy theory, really. I recently watched a video about the Illuminati and there was one extremely silly video that was supposed to be Jay-Z's "Lucifer" backwards and it would say "666 MURDER MURDER JESUS 666" except when you played that clip backwards, it wasn't even part of the song. Most conspiracy theories sound like they could be real until you do a little bit of research on your own to find out their claims are simply lies.
Read the following beauty on a militant feminist site once:
Men don't enjoy sexual intercourse. The male body cannot receive pleasure from stimulation of the sexual organ, which is why male masturbation is a myth. The only reason the myths of male masturbation and sexual pleasure exist is because it gives men an excuse to have sex with women, which is a way for them to demean women and have control over them. These myths are kept in place by the media, which is run entirely by men who hate women, and because all men worldwide have agreed to be in on the conspiracy.
I didn't bother reading very far into the post, so it may have gotten dumber further down.
Men don't enjoy sexual intercourse. The male body cannot receive pleasure from stimulation of the sexual organ, which is why male masturbation is a myth. The only reason the myths of male masturbation and sexual pleasure exist is because it gives men an excuse to have sex with women, which is a way for them to demean women and have control over them. These myths are kept in place by the media, which is run entirely by men who hate women, and because all men worldwide have agreed to be in on the conspiracy.
I didn't bother reading very far into the post, so it may have gotten dumber further down.
That all world leaders are disguised alien lizard men who want to rule the world by subtle manipulation and oppression.
Seriously, you can't beat THAT in terms of baseless crackpot nonsense.
Also, anything involving the Illuminati. Look, I want them to be real too, but they're not infiltrating Wall Street to give America's money to every other nation leaving the US bankrupt. (Yes, I've heard someone tell me this theory before).
Seriously, you can't beat THAT in terms of baseless crackpot nonsense.
Also, anything involving the Illuminati. Look, I want them to be real too, but they're not infiltrating Wall Street to give America's money to every other nation leaving the US bankrupt. (Yes, I've heard someone tell me this theory before).
Manufacture a terrorist threat from some far off country that has oil to get a whole bunch of Americans all looking for petty revenge, allowing you to openly invade another country using false claims of WMDs, fear-mongering and a 'war on terror' so you can steal their oil and occupy their territory?Generic Gamer said:
I'm honestly convinced that entire site is just epic trolling or some shit. If people actually believe any part of that bullshit, I am deeply ashamed of humanity.Generic Gamer said:
I would be more willing to believe it if they didn't pause every now and again just to call everyone who doesn't believe a total idiotic moron. That sort of thing's gonna lose them some supporters. Plus their rant on women "acting like 4 year old boys" and "enslaving men through relationships" seems kind of out of place and just like whoever conjured up this bullshit working out his sexism and female hostility issues.
Ah yes. Reapers. The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed that claim.
There is no way in hell that isn't a troll. Nobody's that delusional. Even the most ridiculously diehard tin-foil-hat-lizard-society nutjob knows that cumming feels awesome.SwimmingRock said:
I've learned one valuable lesson throughout my life: never underestimate the stupidity of humans. I'm not nearly as convinced it was a troll. Mainly because the poster seemed so genuinely angry about the whole 'conspiracy'. But then I generally assume incompetence before malice, so maybe I'm being naive about the internet.MattClassic said:
