Most ridiculous conspiracy theory you've ever heard.

[tokae]

Read the following beauty on a militant feminist site once:

Men don't enjoy sexual intercourse. The male body cannot receive pleasure from stimulation of the sexual organ, which is why male masturbation is a myth. The only reason the myths of male masturbation and sexual pleasure exist is because it gives men an excuse to have sex with women, which is a way for them to demean women and have control over them. These myths are kept in place by the media, which is run entirely by men who hate women, and because all men worldwide have agreed to be in on the conspiracy.


I didn't bother reading very far into the post, so it may have gotten dumber further down.

There is no way in hell that isn't a troll. Nobody's that delusional. Even the most ridiculously diehard tin-foil-hat-lizard-society nutjob knows that cumming feels awesome.

I've learned one valuable lesson throughout my life: never underestimate the stupidity of humans. I'm not nearly as convinced it was a troll. Mainly because the poster seemed so genuinely angry about the whole 'conspiracy'. But then I generally assume incompetence before malice, so maybe I'm being naive about the internet.

Do you think you could find those forums and that post again? I would love to read the rest of this, oh, so well-known conspiracy.

xD

 

[AJvsRonin]

That vaccines cause autism, it's not just stupid, its based on the attempted fraud of one doctor and has lead to the deaths of many children. Not so much crazy, just dangerous.

http://www.bmj.com/content/342/bmj.c5347.full

 

[PatSilverFox]

Inb4 the holocaust.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

The daily show once had a segment where an author claimed that the Nazis and Third Reich were run by a homosexual conspiracy and all of the Nazis were openly gay and pushing the gay agenda on the German populace.

Some things are just so stupid you are left speechless

 

[willg73]

doctor who fan?

 

[deshorty]

doctor who fan?

...whut?

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

I've met someone who genuinely believed that the holocost was made up by Jews to get sympathy and money... not even joking he genuinely thought this.

 

[Starke]

2012.

Again, 2012 isn't a conspiracy, it's just psudo-archeology disguised as something non-brain rotting. Like people who think Nostradamus predicted the rise of Nazi Germany or the like.

I hate it when people talk about the Illuminati. Especially since a lot of the people at my school always talk about them and how they;re behind everything.

Pisses me off.

Then of course there are the others like 9/11, the moon landnings, 2012 but the Illuminati one is the most annoying one I have to listen to all the time.

So I guess Deus Ex would be a bad game recommendation, then?

I used to get The Trilateral Commission one at home though... so, go figure? :\

Inb4 the holocaust.

Ugh.

I've met someone who genuinely believed that the holocost was made up by Jews to get sympathy and money... not even joking he genuinely thought this.

Yeah, this one always strikes me as pretty fucking disgusting, no offense. It's not just xenophobic, it's also glazing over the fact that Jews weren't the only victims. IIRC Christians, gays, (I think) the mentally ill, all got lopped together, but because antisemitism is (apparently) still a popular hobby...

*vomits*

 

[Starke]

The daily show once had a segment where an author claimed that the Nazis and Third Reich were run by a homosexual conspiracy and all of the Nazis were openly gay and pushing the gay agenda on the German populace.

Some things are just so stupid you are left speechless

That was one of their infamous ambush interviews, though, wasn't it?

 

[AnAngryMoose]

That it's all a Nemesis Plot. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CityOfHeroes]

 

[SwimmingRock]

Read the following beauty on a militant feminist site once:

Men don't enjoy sexual intercourse. The male body cannot receive pleasure from stimulation of the sexual organ, which is why male masturbation is a myth. The only reason the myths of male masturbation and sexual pleasure exist is because it gives men an excuse to have sex with women, which is a way for them to demean women and have control over them. These myths are kept in place by the media, which is run entirely by men who hate women, and because all men worldwide have agreed to be in on the conspiracy.


I didn't bother reading very far into the post, so it may have gotten dumber further down.

There is no way in hell that isn't a troll. Nobody's that delusional. Even the most ridiculously diehard tin-foil-hat-lizard-society nutjob knows that cumming feels awesome.

I've learned one valuable lesson throughout my life: never underestimate the stupidity of humans. I'm not nearly as convinced it was a troll. Mainly because the poster seemed so genuinely angry about the whole 'conspiracy'. But then I generally assume incompetence before malice, so maybe I'm being naive about the internet.

Do you think you could find those forums and that post again? I would love to read the rest of this, oh, so well-known conspiracy.

xD

Afraid not. Tried to find it again for about 30 minutes, but no luck. In case this helps, I found it through a post about Joss Whedon and his views on women as derived from the shows he makes. Someone then posted a link to the site with the post. This was a long-assed time ago, however (discussion came up when Doll House had just started, which is long in internet time), so it would probably be damned hard to find now. Good luck if you're intent on finding it.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

TIIIIMMMMMEEEEE CUBBEEEEE. Seriously, if you want to read something crazy, go look up time cube. Also be warned, its like 4chan. But condensed into one thread of crazy.

That was possibly the most incoherent thing I've read in my entire life.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

I've met someone who genuinely believed that the holocost was made up by Jews to get sympathy and money... not even joking he genuinely thought this.

Yeah, this one always strikes me as pretty fucking disgusting, no offense. It's not just xenophobic, it's also glazing over the fact that Jews weren't the only victims. IIRC Christians, gays, (I think) the mentally ill, all got lopped together, but because antisemitism is (apparently) still a popular hobby...

*vomits*

None taken...I nearly hit the guy who told me this when he said it. You are right about it... there were a lot of groups that the nazi's discriminated against, but no one seems to remember them just because so many jews were killed. Which, fair enough, the majority of the people killed were jews but they also killed anyone who didn't agree with them, people who were physically deformed or mentally ill in their views, and a lot of other groups as well.

 

[tokae]

Read the following beauty on a militant feminist site once:

Men don't enjoy sexual intercourse. The male body cannot receive pleasure from stimulation of the sexual organ, which is why male masturbation is a myth. The only reason the myths of male masturbation and sexual pleasure exist is because it gives men an excuse to have sex with women, which is a way for them to demean women and have control over them. These myths are kept in place by the media, which is run entirely by men who hate women, and because all men worldwide have agreed to be in on the conspiracy.


I didn't bother reading very far into the post, so it may have gotten dumber further down.

There is no way in hell that isn't a troll. Nobody's that delusional. Even the most ridiculously diehard tin-foil-hat-lizard-society nutjob knows that cumming feels awesome.

I've learned one valuable lesson throughout my life: never underestimate the stupidity of humans. I'm not nearly as convinced it was a troll. Mainly because the poster seemed so genuinely angry about the whole 'conspiracy'. But then I generally assume incompetence before malice, so maybe I'm being naive about the internet.

Do you think you could find those forums and that post again? I would love to read the rest of this, oh, so well-known conspiracy.

xD

Afraid not. Tried to find it again for about 30 minutes, but no luck. In case this helps, I found it through a post about Joss Whedon and his views on women as derived from the shows he makes. Someone then posted a link to the site with the post. This was a long-assed time ago, however (discussion came up when Doll House had just started, which is long in internet time), so it would probably be damned hard to find now. Good luck if you're intent on finding it.

Well, I have nothing better to do.. I could always try, thanks for the tips. Helpful to have somewhere to start

 

[deshorty]

TIIIIMMMMMEEEEE CUBBEEEEE. Seriously, if you want to read something crazy, go look up time cube. Also be warned, its like 4chan. But condensed into one thread of crazy.

That was possibly the most incoherent thing I've read in my entire life.

My thing or time cube?

 

[AnAngryMoose]

TIIIIMMMMMEEEEE CUBBEEEEE. Seriously, if you want to read something crazy, go look up time cube. Also be warned, its like 4chan. But condensed into one thread of crazy.

That was possibly the most incoherent thing I've read in my entire life.

My thing or time cube?

Time Cube. I started reading then I just got a headache and closed the tab.

 

[RighteousSoup]

I think one of the most interesting ones that I have heard acvocated by intelligent, well educated people is that the AIDS virus was created by humans through testing on chimpanzees. The guy was claiming that you could trace the origin of the virus and the testing on chimps back to basically the same place and time, QED we started AIDS. More to it than that obviously.

This thread actually inspired me to create an account so be nice!

 

[Bendebec]

TIME CUBE: http://www.timecube.com/

hilarious and batshit insane