Most ridiculous thing touted as "art"

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IcyEvils

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Sinclose said:
I can't believe you managed to find 'art' WORSE than 'the bed'...
That square can barely be called art. No matter what bullshit he spins around it, the fact is that he put a square of black paint on a white canvas. That's it. No thought went into it whatsoever. While with "My Bed" she actually had to arrange it. I wouldn't consider it as 'art' art, but she put some effort in compared to Malevich.

OT, we also had to do a study of this joker's art- Sean Scully. He pumps out this tripe all year and gets lauded for it.



 

Durgiun

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IcyEvils said:
For those who don't know..
Yep that is pretty ridiculous. How about Kazimir Malevich?
Nah, nah, nah, I got a better one. White square on white background. Or White on White or whatever it's called. I go to an art school, and that shit ain't art.
 

imnot

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someone sold a bit of bluetack with their fingerprint on for around £100,000
someone leaned a shovel on a chair and sold it for around £5000
(a photo of it, you don't even get the spade or the chair!)
 

Aedes

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IcyEvils said:
Yep that is pretty ridiculous. How about Kazimir Malevich?
THAT! Thank you so much for bringing it up.

Maybe we should glue lots of colorfull geometric figures together and call it "Geometry".
BAM! 20.000 worth paint! Or sculpture... or something.
 

IcyEvils

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Durgiun said:
Nah, nah, nah, I got a better one. White square on white background. Or White on White or whatever it's called. I go to an art school, and that shit ain't art.
Ah yes, Malevich's other piss take. It's in the Museum of Modern Art.

Do you think he's actually being serious, putting 'Suprematist' in the title?
 

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As an art student I have to look at this kind of shit everyday. I believe there is some brilliant well known artists living today (such as Anish Kapoor and Antony Gormley (sp?)) but there's also a hell lot of shit with Tracey Emin at it's head. My Bed is hardly the worst thing she's produced.

[img/]http://files.list.co.uk/images/2009/04/16/bigpic-LST036356.jpg[/img]

You start to wonder how much of it is just taking the piss.
 

Doinstuffman38

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Demented Teddy said:
You can throw a load of different paint colours on a canvas and make some "insightful" bullshit about what it means and make millions!
Like Jackson Pollock?


Autumn Rhythm... Yep... it's a "painting".
 

Mimssy

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Sinclose said:
IcyEvils said:
For those who don't know..
Yep that is pretty ridiculous. How about Kazimir Malevich?
I can't believe you managed to find 'art' WORSE than 'the bed'...
There's also a blank canvas someone sold and a urinal.

This guy sold cans of his own crap as art:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piero_Manzoni#Artist.27s_Shit

More poo related "art", this time in a mechanical performance art:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wim_Delvoye#.22Cloaca.22
 

Carlston

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Someone throwing 3 random paint cans at a canvas and wanting a million bucks...
It's called being lazy, I don't care who threw the paint.
 

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SomeBritishDude said:
As an art student I have to look at this kind of shit everyday. I believe there is some brilliant well known artists living today (such as Anish Kapoor and Antony Gormley (sp?)) but there's also a hell lot of shit with Tracey Emin at it's head. My Bed is hardly the worst thing she's produced.

[img/]http://files.list.co.uk/images/2009/04/16/bigpic-LST036356.jpg[/img]

You start to wonder how much of it is just taking the piss.
I dont believe it, i reject this statement. ive drawn things inside the book covers of my enemys at school that were pretty much this or BETTER.

THE WORLD IS RETARDED, MONEY IS WORTHLESS SET FIRE TO EVERYTHING.

If this is art reality is broken and the above statement must be true.
 

Ham_authority95

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Nobody considers the blood spatters on my blood to be art :mad:

Seriously, those police officers have no sense of taste.
 

Ewyx

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IcyEvils said:
Yep that is pretty ridiculous. How about Kazimir Malevich?
just saw that picture, like one week ago. Yeah, I felt enlightened.