Most sadistic thing you've ever done to another player?

[Ryotknife]

curse my terrible memory. i know ive have many stories somewhere locked away.

left 4 dead: near the end of the stage, one ally is incaped near the door. myself and one other made it inside. 4th member (a chick) crawling towards the door with 1 hp and a zombie horde behind her. she mentions over voice chat how she cant believe that she is going to make it. i pull out my pistol from the doorway and shoot her once in the foot, incaping her right at the doorway. Then i pick up my other incaped ally in the doorway and slam the door.

to be fair, i went out of my way to help her in the next stage, so dont claim that im sexist. I would have done that to anyone who set me up like that.

counterstrike: I played on a single server for months at a time, the regulars all knew each other. In one game, I peeked around the corner of a hallway to throw a grenade, and noticed a group of 7 counter terrorists grouping up and surging forwar towards my bend. There was no way i could make it to the hallway exit before the group rounded the corner and filled me with lead. my two allies in the hallway were already pulling out, so i fished out a flash bang and blinded my teammates while i used them as decoys and escaped to safety.

WoW: summoning people over an endless pit and watch them flail in the air while rage texting me.

im honestly surprised there are no portal 2 or borderlands stories.

 

[Reincarnatedwolfgod]

while playing terraria in some server i flooded a helavator with lava and i got banned
from the server. yup that is it... i know its not sadistic it is just basic greifing

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Muting a troll.

Nothing worse for a loudmouth than taking away the ability to be heard. To be ignored.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Muting a troll.

Nothing worse for a loudmouth than taking away the ability to be heard. To be ignored.

I slept with a trolls mum

 

[drzoidbergmd]

L4D2, both AIs are dead, I incap my roommate and teabag his corpse until he died.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

I was playing Medal of Honour (I think) and I found some guy running about with no ammo so I shot him in the foot. I kept shooting him in the foot for the duration of the match but never killed him just backed him into a corner where he could get no help or ammo and shot him in the foot.

 

[Catfood220]

I once made a friend play Damnation just to prove to him that it is the worst game made this generation.

I don't think he has forgiven me.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

I am just not that mean, but I had a friend who torched someones mansion in minecraft.

The owner of the mansion came running to the burning inferno screaming "WTF What have you done!".

Well my friend lied and said "No man I saw the whole thing it was that guy that just logged." Well the guy whose house my friend burned down was an admin and he banned the guy from coming back on.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

In the very brief time that Lost Planet was a viable multiplayer game on Live, I got into a 16 person free-for-all. For about 10 minutes everything seems to be going well, guys are charging about in mechs, grappling up buildings and shooting each other and generally having a good time.

Then the guy in 2nd place starts trash-talking, saying how everybody else sucks and he's not getting any kind of challenge etc etc. I'm in 1st at this point and decide that I don't want him ruining my fun or anybody else's.

Me: Hey dude?
2nd: Yeah?
Me: This you?
*sniper shot to the head, he respawns*
2nd: Asshole!
Me: Yeah that's you. Hey, this you?
*sniped, he respawns*
3rd: Knock it off!
*couple more snipe/respawns later*
4th: WTF dude, leave me alone!

I continue to murder him every time he respawns, without targeting anybody else for the rest of the match. By the end I'm still in 1st and he's dead last. After the match is over I sent him a message "Enough of a challenge for ya?"

 

[Rastien]

Well heres abit of a confession...

Aside from my Mrs and few irl mates no one knows this, so enjoy?

Was trying to join a wow guild all my irl mates were in.

GM asked me to make an application even though none of my IRL mates did, it wasn't a raiding guild which i have no issues applying for was for my level 25 alt...

Anyway i jump through the hoops spend a good 2 hours writing this app and jumping through all the hoops. I even wrote an essay on colombo as an attatchment as they asked for something "funny". He says the guild is "full" no other reason and i can't join >_> by this point im pretty pissed with this guy whos just being a douche for the sake of it.

So...

He owns the domain used for the guild forums/website.

Did a "whois" look up on his domain i obtain his full home address name and mobile number.(confirmed these are his details with a friend who speaks to him on vent)

Thus begins the choas:

I wrote emails to various lawyer firms in the UK no win no fee, making a story up of i got a guy drive into the back of me and drive off, i have whiplash and the guys liscense plate am i entitled to a claim?

I sent this to 75 no win no fee law firms providing this guys number and address and name.

I then proceeded to sign him up for as many gay/bi-sexual/fetish free magazines as i could, some came with free sex toys.

The icing on the cake was i found 2 local dominos pizzas and proceeded to order up 5 pizzas from each, cash to be paid on delivery.

He never found out who it was and was going totally ape shit about this and my friends at the time suspected me but never believed i could do it.

So yeah... i guess im a terrible person, but my god did i laugh my tits off when my friends said this guy was getting bombarded by lawyer phone calls and his mrs was getting concerned with all the gay magazines flooding in the door.

I'm sure im going to hell but ill be warm.

 

[Rednog]

Back in vanilla wow this guy I knew gave me his account info so I could tank for the guild on the rare occasion he couldn't be there. One day I got bored, banked all his items, destroyed his hearth stone and got his character suck under orgimmar.

 

[EHKOS]

While roleplaying, we Malks have a whole web page of shit to pull up our sleeves:http://malkav.freeshell.org/fun/prank/

Online in L4D I was a professional troll until my friends I ran with didn't play anymore.

 

[iseko]

Put a guy's feet on fire and watched him jump around trying to get it out.

Oh wait... in a game. Hmm.

Pushed a guy in an acid pool and chocked him in it.

I am a nice guy. Once you get to know me

 

[Snowbell]

Pretended I was Asian after he ranted about Asians.

I'm actually really nice to everyone online so I've never really done anything worse than that :L

 

[The Funslinger]

In Minecraft, another player and myself were exiled from the city. We fled out of sight and into the mountains, and each constructed a shack some distance away from each other so if one of us was found, the other could escape. Every day, players with flight power, buckets of lava and bows and arrows would come out and search for us. We managed to evade them for days at a time, and fortunately they never found our shacks.

Then I realized some gold, red dust and a bow in my chest were missing. My friend had been doubling back in our trips to peek in my chest. During our next outing, he just so happened to be killed. The spawn point for people without city rights was quite far off. I got a message "can't find my way. Make a beacon."

So I robbed his chests, took down my shack, and lit his on fire as a beacon he so desperately wanted. Out of range of the fire, I made a sign reading "that's for being a two faced thief" and ran. I think he kept getting killed after that. He made it to the house, but the city players saw the house fire too. After that, they spawn killed him until he quit. I survived eight more game days and was able to kill a couple of them after that.

Before that, me and that guy had lived 14 game days on the run from those people. I remember we got kicked out after being framed for some griefing type business.

Damn, that's a pretty cool story.
What was the whole motivation behind that server?

Mine's not particularly interesting. Join a Hardcore game on MW2, using a riot shield and an AT4. The second the game starts, the AT4 got fired right into my own team.

The 2 minute respawn was worth it.

It had a slight RP undercurrent, but it seemed more like people being themselves with a little dramatic flair than playing a character.

 

[ghzod]

As a priest in WoW I've done lost of mind control tricks... but one of my faves that still makes me laugh was mind controlling a quest giver in a lowbie zone called Abercombie...

Low level Alliance would come to get/cash in quests to him and I'd mind control him to beat the crap outta the nub players.. always made me crack up because most the time they didn't know what the hell was going on...some would fight.. some would run.. all died...

miss those days..

oh and mind controlling people into lava lake in the Molten Span in LBRS/UBRS was pretty amusing too

 

[doodger]

Haven't done much sadistic stuff... Probably the worst thing is refusing to surrender in league of legend for 30 minutes if my team is retarded or if the ennemy side is rude to me. When playing premade with a friend, you can usually stall everything for a good 30 minutes while yelling warhammer quotes such as "COWARDS DIE IN SHAME", and if they quit, they could get banned for it.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Muting a troll.

Nothing worse for a loudmouth than taking away the ability to be heard. To be ignored.

I slept with a trolls mum

I see what you did there.

On the off chance you actually did bang a trolls mom: jolly good show, my dear chap!