Poke them in the belly? I don't even want to touch them :|pffh said:About the menstruation thing all I can say is DO NOT under any circumstances poke them in the belly, tell them they are laying eggs and make chicken sounds when they tell you about it. They will hurt you.Spacelord said:Turn offs:
- Mentioning your menstrual cycle without me asking (I've had this happen to me several times, it's flabbergasting. What thought process goes into this decision? "I'm sure this guy I just met would LOVE to know more about me bleeding down below, you know since that's such a fun an exciting topic for guys, right?" Absolutely baffling.)
- Militant feminism, or anyone actively describing oneself as a feminist. I won't let myself be demonised for having a winkle, and I have neither the time nor the energy to convince you I'm "not like all those guys". If I'm an emotionally challenged testosterone-fueled ape man, why would you bother talking to me in the first place?
- Do not talk to me about your vegetarianism, spirituality, or how much you love Sex and the City. I will verbally BURN YOU TO THE GROUND. Oh, and then I'M the bad guy...
...
Seriously though, does anyone else recognise the menstruation thing? This anomaly has bugged me for years. What the fuck is up with that? Are they trying to get my dick to pre-emptively fall off, what whaT WhAt!?!/1!1
Please help me.
This children I learned from experience.
Though now that you've mentioned it, it is EXACTLY what I'll do next time. X_x