TU4AR said:
NOOO it cannot be stopped! Quick, kill it with fire!
My friend and I have found many gems in Oblivion from years of mucking about;
1) My friend's Khajit was caught in the act of murder and resisted arrest
Guard: This is part where you fall down and ble-
Ben (friend's character): HIARGH!
Guard: Blegh!
He cut him off mid sentence and the way it happened and the guard collapsed just made both of us burst out laughing.
2) Guard fighting mudcrab: "I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"
3) Poison apples (always seem to take effect at the most inopportune moment)
4) Reverse-pickpocketing clothes with a self-damage effect; on a mage, they chain heal, so their arm just stays permanently in the air till they run out of magicka and die.
Oh and there was that one time on Rainbow Six Vegas 2; the guards were shouting at each other on villa; we were in the garage, they were somewhere in the house so they sounded all muffled; me and my mate turned to each other and them simultaneously covered our mouths and mimicked them; to this day, whenever we're discussing RSV2, we have to have a laugh about that one moment.
Of course, I have to mention that time on Empire: Total war when the Dagestan declared war on me; I was the Russian Empire, on their doorstep, with an army three times the size of their entire military. Suffice to say the war was short, pointless, but did gain me some valuable territory.