Most Unrealistic Games

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Realism isn't what games should strive for. Fun factor is.

you sir have reached the point of illumination!

 

[0p3rati0n]

Any shooter where u cant get a 1 headshot kill

sorry it didnt quote the first time...
Why dont you go take a .50cal to the head and see if you live

Not even this will protect you from a 50 cal. Only MW2 decided that it would. But put a 50 cal. towards any part of your body and your still dead.

you have a good point there...it will tear limbs off
im am a lucky person who has seen a .50cal or something real close (pretty sure .50cal)...and it riped the metal holder for the target off the pole

I actually own a 50 cal. just without the primer and powder. XP

 

[Jestere]

If I remember correctly, there was a bit in halo 2 where that master chief guy jumps out from a spaceship clutching into some spiky object and doesn't get vaporized by the time he lands

...

I laughed then cried

dude, it was upper/above the atmosphere. He's pretty much a freakin armoured rocket in that suit anyhoo

but yeah, the odds of pulling off that maneuver with his only thrust from venting hanger atmosphere... impossible.

 

[Ekonk]

Unrealistic=/=bad
Stupid=bad
Unrealistic can go either way.

However, I would say...Something.

I'm tired, don't judge me.

/judge

Anyway, I say Mass Effect. Again, all the aliens look exactly like humans with weird faces. What are the freakin' odds of that?! It's still fun though. Just not realistic.

 

[Jamface]

MW2 the airport mission (Somebody had to say it.) The fact that you couldn't just stop the whole event from happening because you had to "Keep your cover" is just absurd.

I always wondered that.... surely if you waited for them too walk in front of you, you could shoot the shit throught them and they wouldn't react in time.

 

[JaymesFogarty]

I will forever hate the hidius creature that is health regen. Halo started it and from their one we constantly end up haveing to wait for our health to regain, I beleive that a healthbar system can make a game enjoyabl especialy games with stealth and other elements that are ment to have previous actions effect your current situation. Health regeneration is a horribal trend and is screwing some of the best games. (Rumer is Deus ex3 is going to have health regen)

Dead Space is the only game I have played in the last two years to have a health bar system. Disappointing.
On subject, The Simpson's Game.

 

[WestMountain]

Unrealistic=/=bad
Stupid=bad
Unrealistic can go either way.

However, I would say...Something.

I'm tired, don't judge me.

/judge

Anyway, I say Mass Effect. Again, all the aliens look exactly like humans with weird faces. What are the freakin' odds of that?! It's still fun though. Just not realistic.

They are humanoids, I think there's a setup on how the nature works in that game, like there are cows on other planets but they are different like the ones on Ontarum

And then theres probably alien fishs and alien birds and so on

You know what I'm sayin? :]

 

[GrinningManiac]

Rayman

[HEADING=2]HIS HANDS WERE FLOATING, PEOPLE![/HEADING]

 

[Ekonk]

Rayman

[HEADING=2]HIS HANDS WERE FLOATING, PEOPLE![/HEADING]

I larfed.

And you're right. His head was floating as well.

Snippage

I know what you're saying, and I realize this, but it's very unrealistic to assume that alien life is basically terrestial life with some tweaks. Uhm. QED?

 

[Ataxia]

Prototype with the gameplay mechanic to eat people who know what the hells going on. Howsabout make a character who CAN REMEMBER WHAT HE HAD FOR BREAKFEST THAT MORNING. But other then that the story was full of hilarious plotholes not Fable 2 ones...

Speaking of Fable 2 I can tell you about those plotholes the plotholes in Fable 2 are bottomless pits. And when you sidestep them you fall off the bridge into a pit of spikes and lava. It's a painful stor arc really.

 

[Ataxia]

Fallout 3: You couldn't send Radiated freaks who WOULDN'T Die from the output of the purifier

Lazy design stupid meaningless ending

I agree I wanted to shoot Fawkes in the head. Why can't he just say before you head into purifier room "I'm going to make sure no Enclave get in." or something LOGICAL like that.

 

[tsb247]

call of duty.


hands down

Damn, you beat me to it. I suppose I all elaborate and say [all] Call of Duty games.

 

[DustyDrB]

Actually Zelda games don't make sense. No matter how many times you kill Ganon, he keeps coming back around the same time that a boy who wears green clothes constantly and is adept with a sword does.

 

[Ataxia]

Oh and Fallout 3 Quests here's a few examples from his website http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=2013 Those quests didn't bother me but after this I realized it and it bothered me so much.

 

[Ataxia]

My problem with games being realistic is you get GTA4 the game where you can smash up street lights by brushing up against them yet 2000 mph in a car POPLAR TREE SUX FOR YOU! and you go flying out. If your going to be realistic be unrealistic or completely realistic so people know not to bother playing Boring Real Life Sim! Buy it today!.

 

[x0ny]

Doom 3. Ravenous monsters patiently twiddling their thumbs and waiting inside lockers to jump out on unsuspecting prey. And a beefy space marine can fire a rocket launcher but can't hold a torch and a handgun at the same time >.>

 

[Ataxia]

I always found it very annoying when in Cod4, I would shoot someone with the Barret and it would NOT KILL THEM. I mean, it's a .50 cal! Even a hit on the arm would be enough of a shock to stop the most dedicated solider in their tracks(if not completely rip off the arm!).

Halo 3's opening. When Master chief jumps from the ship and lands in Africa.

The fact that he was dead a second ago and is now alive by sheer happenstance wrecked the entire game for me.

Read the books plz

A games story should be able to stand on it's own. Not by movies or book interapution. But that's my opinion anyway.

 

[Ataxia]

Halo's shields completely ruined the game's multiplayer. Well, I guess it is ok for some people, like this one noob that said it is completely unfair for someone to sneak up on you and kill you without giving you a change to kill them back... Wish I could get hit by a rocket, hide behind a rock and be fully healed again.

Something I never understood though... On maps for Joint Operations, people bitched that it was unrealistic for the AI to respawn, but they were perfectly find with them shooting you through bushes, mountains, from a mile away, through fog, or a combination of all those with perfect accuracy.

And, pretty much every online shooter game is unrealistic. Why? You come back to life when you die.

I think Insurgency covers this. You don't die you come back as 'Reinforcements' The game ends when all the Reinforcements are expended. And then remaining forces are routed.

 

[zenoaugustus]

Unrealistic games aren't bad. Assassin's Creed isn't realistic, that being said, I still have fun playing it.

But, I think you are asking for absurd things in games. Therefore, the most absurd thing I have ever encountered in a video game has to be any title screen with the words "Infinity Ward." Yep, I went there.