Most WTF gift you got this year

[Andraste]

Bacon flavored floss. Oh yeah.

 

[Handofpwn]

This isn't really wtf but it is still awesome. I got a http://www.digitech.com/products/Multi-Effects/RP90.php
I got most of the stuff that I asked for.

 

[The Mad Prophet]

A plastic rabbit head with an open mouth and a suction cup on the back of it.
According to my father, it holds my toothbrush so I don't have to keep laying it across the holder we already have (it's too thick and won't fit in the little holes).

 

[Social Pariah]

A little thing... I can't think of a name for it... the little windmill on sticks that you hold and blow on... my friend is painfully cheap.

 

[rokudan]

A steering wheel cover that doesnt fit on the steering wheel.

Double WTF

 

[jebussaves88]

A £10 voucher for Woolworths...

 

[Celd]

Bacon bits , two packs of slim jims, and a bag of jerky....Wtf lol

 

[Grimfesta]

i got a harmonica, but its exactly what i wanted

 

[chomesuke]

I got a whole packet of body gels, and deoderants...

I don't smell...

 

[darthsmily]

Grand Theft Auto 4. It doesn't even work! WTF!!

 

[TJ rock 101]

Tiny wind up space hoppers from some distant relative.
I kinda went "ok whats this one?... erm... moving on to the next one then, fast"

 

[Death Magnetic]

I'm into heavy metal and most genres akin to them. I got a Cliff Richard CD.

I'm also anti drugs and got a mug with a rastafarian smoking weed.

Do I win?

-Ricky

 

[Novajam]

A liquid powered clock kit.

No idea why...

 

[Areani]

First I got Rock Band from my dad (awesome), and then I got Guitarhero: Aerosmith from my mom! Someone did not think this through.

I also got a Spiderman chocolate-calendar from my sister. A weird, yet tasty, gift.

 

[ScarOfElement]

A pair of underwear...

what the bloody fuck is this retarded two-headed offspring of a fish with a retarded monkey fucking a donkey?!?!

 

[TheColdHeart]

A gumball machine refil pack...I dont own a gumball machine or actually like chewing gum flavours other than mint, and my parents know this.

 

[Plastic14407]

A harmonica.... Never played one before let alone any instrument...

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

A disgusting silver clutch purse - that can't hold anything - to go with my lovely new makeup (sarcasm).

There's a good explanation for it though:

It was free.

Oh and a GIANT Toblerone. You should have seen my face when I opened it. I held it up like the Master Sword...

DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAH!

A harmonica.... Never played one before let alone any instrument...

You should start learning how to play it, it'll be useful if you get sent to prison.

 

[Boober the Pig]

I received a Sponge Bob Rectal thermometer from my mother-in-law. Yes, there really is such a thing.