Most WTF gift you got this year

[Coolness]

A friend of mine got a tomahawk. Yes, a throwing axe. He put it on his list as a joke. Clearly Santa doesn't understand sarcasm.

 

[Danprezco]

Toothbrush.....

I think someone is trying to convey a message.

 

[Ex_ery]

My parents paid for my plane ticket home from seattle on the 24th (had been stuck there since the 21st due to snow and re-bookings)

More unexpected than WTF, but they put me in first-class on a 9pm flight out so i wouldn't miss xmas with the family.

 

[Aumichan]

An electric razor?
Um thanks mom like I can't use a normal one. *facepalm* It was a guy's shaver.

 

[photog212]

This year: a pile of dog poo and half a shoe. I was supposed to come home to find the cute adorable puppy my girlfriend bought me. Instead, he had removed the pretty Christmas bow escaped from his decorated puppy pen and defecated upon every flat surface in my apartment and tried to eat anything he could reach.

Ever: When I was about thirteen my grandmother gave me a bong. Apparently she thought it was some kind of lamp, and everyone thought it was too funny to stop her.

 

[Clemenstation]

A ceremonial hand axe from Thailand (which went well with the Zombie Survival guide I got from my other sister, actually).

Still, way out of left field and definitely not what I was expecting.

 

[ellie91]

this random chicken stuffed toy thing in the shape of a pyramind i was WTF is this? and my aunt got me a take that calender which was more of an oh crap moment.

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

A packet of lollies .. from my cat

My parents still think i am 9.

 

[Wislong]

No Joke: A stale muffin and a brick. From my ex-girlfriend's best friend. I don't know why she bothered?

 

[p3tey22]

i got a dish rag.

i got absolutely nothing that i asked for.

 

[heart-plant]

I got a toothbrush, as I have done for the past six years.

Last year I got given enough make up to fill a small suitcase, which was terrible as I hardly ever wear it. Maybe they're hinting at something... Fuck 'em.

Oh, I got a perfume refill. For a perfume I don't wear and don't like. It has a funnel though. Yeah, just thought I'd share that with the world. Aren't you grateful.

 

[Alias_Raz0r]

Proberly a Katana Sword
I mean, wow, how fucking weird since i never showed any interest in weapons, or slautering ninjas

 

[Fraeir]

My parents bought me a leopard print thong. And yes I'm a bloke. What. The. Fuck.

Isn't it obvious? The point here is, if you don't already have one, you might get a girlfriend who you can give it to, right? XP

 

[milesrose]

Don't destroy it with fireworks! Destroy it with Holy Water and a Shotgun )

 

[darrinwright]

The third time I got Iron-Man on Blu-Ray was when I started to go into WTF-mode.

 

[theklng]

i got nothing at all.

 

[Aloran]

my christmas was full of ups and downs
6 new PS3 games
and a shiny Toyota Aygo (a car- i turned 17 on December 15th)
...
sounds rosy...
Boxing day comes, I get roughly 4-5 hours of playtime on my new goodies
then the disc reader brakes on my PS3
I didn't even know that there was an issue?!?!
so it's been gone for 2 weeks now, with the likes of fallout 3 and farcry 2 sitting there...mocking me.
probably helping my exam results
I blame sabotage on my parents side

 

[thiosk]

I got the same bottle of MD 20/20 that I gifted to someone as a joke gift last year.

No Joke: A stale muffin and a brick. From my ex-girlfriend's best friend. I don't know why she bothered?

Its the thought that sorta counts.

 

[Vortex Traveller]

a "Su-Do-Cube", its like a Rubix Cube With Numbers insted of colours and each face has to end up reading 1-9.