Mount & Blade Team Declares Sovereignty, Departs Paradox

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Denamic

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Lil_Rimmy said:
Pfffft, what was that?

Arrows? A concern? How about the sky that has been blackened by the Rhodok bolts raining hell upon your pups of skirmish? You complain when the enemy fire back? You raise your petty circle shields whilst we form a castle from nothing other than the tools we carry! Why don't you try charging an enemy that doesn't run, but careful, you might trip and impale yourself on one of our Thousand Spears. Then again, I wouldn't expect anything else who was a filthy non-Rhodok.


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Rule 1 of M&B threads:
If it doesn't end in Medieval curse flinging, you failed at forum.
Rhodoks aren't much better with their damn crossbows. Just bottling themselves up in their keeps and thinking they're safe. Good thing they're also pansies, so you've basically won when you get a foothold on their walls, and guaranteed victory when you get the gate open.
 

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Denamic said:
Rhodoks aren't much better with their damn crossbows. Just bottling themselves up in their keeps and thinking they're safe. Good thing they're also pansies, so you've basically won when you get a foothold on their walls, and guaranteed victory when you get the gate open.
I can't hear your whining from behind the solid wall of shields. I'd like to see you take the walls when all you see is three walls of shield and spears stabbing from behind them, throwing you off the walls like the pigs you are!

And so what if you open the gate? You'll just find another wall of shields behind it. Tower shields - Making you a mobile castle since 130 BCE!
 

JarinArenos

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Looking forward to M&B2. I've enjoyed the earlier games extensively, but the games would benefit massively from a game engine overhaul.
 

misg

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I'm getting a good vibe from this move. I think they have the experience they need to be successful and now have the creative control they want for M&B2. I'm looking forward to seeing M&B2 and what they do with it.
 
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Man, if Paradox and CD Projekt RED would marry the world would explode in a bright, DRM-free supernova made out of happiness and murder.

Alright, what I'm trying to say is that I have an immense amount of respect for all that Paradox has ever done.

Don't you ever change, you sly Nordic bastards!!!!
 

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Lil_Rimmy said:
I can't hear your whining from behind the solid wall of shields. I'd like to see you take the walls when all you see is three walls of shield and spears stabbing from behind them, throwing you off the walls like the pigs you are!

And so what if you open the gate? You'll just find another wall of shields behind it. Tower shields - Making you a mobile castle since 130 BCE!
Oh, some planks aren't much of an obstacle. A few swings of our axes and the shields are history. If they haven't already broken by our thrown axes by the time we engage in melee, in which case you're meat paste anyway. None can stand up to the Nords in honorable combat. Well, Swadians and Sarranids put up a good fight without being cowards. Stopping a Swadian cavalry unit with nothing but brawn and axes, now that's a fight!
 

Mush

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I was wondering how that ended up in my library. Mystery solved.

Also, Magicka Wizard Wars is actually pretty awesome. Too bad my shitty laptop overheats if I play it for too long.
 

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Declaration of War

Kingdom of Paradox Interactive has declared war against the Kingdom of Taleworlds!

..anyone else surprised that didn't happen?