Movie Defense Force theme lyrics

[Souplex]

Now I'm sure many of you on the 'Pist watch Movie Defense force.
I'm sure many of you have also found the lyrics unintelligible.
Thanks to Jim Sterling however; I have the actual lyrics.

Spoiler: Movie Defense Force Lyrics

Movie Defense Force, mobilize!
Seeing good in movies that society thinks suck.
Movie Defense Force, mobilize!
If you can't like bad films, I'm afraid you're out of luck.
Movie Defense Force, it's a thing.

What have your blind guesses at what the lyrics are been?

 

[Basement Cat]

Now I'm sure many of you on the 'Pist watch Movie Defense force.
I'm sure many of you have also found the lyrics unintelligible.
Thanks to Jim Sterling however; I have the actual lyrics.

Spoiler: Movie Defense Force Lyrics

Movie Defense Force, mobilize!
Seeing good in movies that society thinks suck.
Movie Defense Force, mobilize!
If you can't like bad films, I'm afraid you're out of luck.
Movie Defense Force, it's a thing.

What have your blind guesses at what the lyrics are been?

1) "Mobilize"? I never got that word.

2) "Blah-blah-movies that societies thinks of--" The only words I understood from that line (or thought I did).

3) Then the one line I thought I understood: "If you came to laugh at bad films, then my friend you're out of luck".

So, if you got the actual lyrics right--I wasn't close to being right. D:

*sighs*


Guess I'll go listen to Inna Goda da Vida again. XD

 

[Souplex]

Then the one line I thought I understood: "If you came to laugh at bad films, then my friend you're out of luck".

So, if you got the actual lyrics right--I wasn't close to being right. D:

I thought that too when I heard that line.
My original interpretation of it was "Movie Defense Force!
Something!
Something something.
Movie Defense Force!
Something!
If you came to laugh at bad films, I'm afraid you're out of luck.
Movie Defense Force!
Something!"
And these lyrics are direct from Jim.

 

[Mr. Q]

Now I'm sure many of you on the 'Pist watch Movie Defense force.
I'm sure many of you have also found the lyrics unintelligible.
Thanks to Jim Sterling however; I have the actual lyrics.

Spoiler: Movie Defense Force Lyrics

Movie Defense Force, mobilize!
Seeing good in movies that society thinks suck.
Movie Defense Force, mobilize!
If you can't like bad films, I'm afraid you're out of luck.
Movie Defense Force, it's a thing.

What have your blind guesses at what the lyrics are been?

I think you're on track with most of it. I just can't make out line 4.

But you did overlook the full version in his premiere episode Alien 3. I'm still trying to make it out myself.

Spoiler: Movie Defense Force - Full Version

A lone man stands between the critics and your shame.
Protecting all the movies that the experts claim are lame.
These films are all contemptible by any standard measure.
But you need not feel that guilt by soul, in company or pleasure.
Movie Defense Force, mobilize!
Seeing good in movies that society thinks suck.
Movie Defense Force, mobilize!
If you can't get a laugh at bad films, I'm afraid you're out of luck.
Movie Defense Force! It's a thing!

I might be off on some of the lines so please help out if you're able to make out the lyrics.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Movie Defense Force, hold the line!
Defending movies that societies thinks aren't right!
Movie Defense Force, hold the line!
If you can't laugh at bad films, then I'm afraid you're out of luck.
Movie Defense force, hold the line!

 

[Jezzy54]

My guess would have been:

Movie Defense Force, movin' out!
Seeing good in movies that some would think suck
Movie Defense Force, movin' out!
If you can't get down with bad films, I'm afraid you're out of luck
Movie Defense Force, saves the day!

 

[Hover Hand Mode]

Sure, here's mine:

Movie Defense Force: Mobilize
Seeing good in movies that society thinks suck
Movie Defense Force: Mobilize
If you can't laugh at bad films, I'm afraid you're out of luck
Movie Defense Force, [unintelligible]

 

[Soxafloppin]

I thought it was

Movie defense force, ************
See the good in movies that society thinks suck
Movie defense force, ************.
(something something) bad films then my friend your out of luck.
Movie defense force, mothefuckaa.

I was pretty sure it wasn't ************, but thats the only word I thought it sounded like.

 

[Torzelan]

Below the actual, factual, genuine Sterling lyrics that I apologize profusely for butchering. In my defense I'm neither a singer nor native speaker, please have mercy!

[A lone man stands between the critics and your shame,
Protecting all the movies that the experts claim are lame,
These films are all contemptible by any standard measure,
But you need not feel that guilt must so accompany your pleasure.]

Movie Defense Force mobilize!
Seeing good in movies that society thinks suck
Movie Defense Force, mobilize!
If you came to laugh at bad films then my friend you're out of luck!
Movie Defense Force, IT'S A THING!

 

[Hover Hand Mode]

The opening used to be longer. Huh. It's been so long that I totally forgot.
I'm so happy to finally know what the ending line is.

 

[Sir Christopher McFarlane]

That's all nice and good, but what nobody comments on is how much of a sell-out Jim is for spelling defence with an 's'.