Movie protagonists you wanted to get killed but didn't

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Sewer Rat

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The Jamaican Guy from Jaws 4, HE GOT BIT IN HALF BY A SHARK AND DIDN'T DIE! ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME!
 

Simon Hadow

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Argentavis said:
The whole cast of Twilight.
Every character Dakota Fanning portrayed, except the girl from Taken.
WOW! You read my mind, also Osymandis in Watchmen, but NO! It has to be the Cool, likeable, deep ones that die.
 

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I would have to say Mark Wahlberg in "The Happening"
just because that movie sucked more balls than Paris Hilton in the prison cafeteria at lunchtime
 

Amethyst Wind

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Vin Diesel in any Vin Diesel-produced film, for the lulz. Not to mention he's a talentless block of fail.
 

RebelRising

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Anakin and Luke Skywalker, consequently.

And in reverse conceit, the entire series would have been so much better had Qui Gon-Jinn lived.
 

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Every character ever played by Will Ferrell, Owen Wilson, Sacha Baron Cohen, Ricky Gervais or Leigh Francis (aka Avid Merrion). As painfully as possible, please.
 

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RebelRising said:
Anakin and Luke Skywalker, consequently.
Indeed. My image of Darth Vader as the eventual tragic hero (even managing to somehow prevent himself from tearing his wimpy offspring limb from insecure, whiny limb) was shredded into pieces, covered in formaldehyde and force-fed to me by the prequels.

At least we know how to fabricate a tremendously powerful Jedi now. Just find some mini-prick that'd be thrown out of Disney for excessive vomit-inducing cuteness, drip-feed him liquefied angst for a few years, and your mini-prick will mature into an angsty mega-prick who either screams with "rage" or talks as if all his enthusiasm has been surgically extracted and the anaesthetic hasn't worn off yet.
 

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Anybody that guy from Eragon and The Chronicles of Narnia played; what an unlikeable c**k-munching mingebag he was.
 

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kyouger said:
John Conner in Terminator Salvation.

Seriously, if you're going to start a new take on the series, what better way is there than to kill off the main character, who really doesn't do that much to begin with.

In fact, the original ending (Not the actual one, so no spoiler tag) ended with John Conner's death and the human/terminator from the trailer (Can't remember his name) ends up becoming John Conner, leading the resistance against the machines much better than he did.
oh dude I was just about to say the same thing
 

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That stupid ***** from Starship Troopers...or anything that Denise Richards plays...other than her character in Wild Things :)
 

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Simon Hadow said:
Argentavis said:
The whole cast of Twilight.
Every character Dakota Fanning portrayed, except the girl from Taken.
WOW! You read my mind, also Osymandis in Watchmen, but NO! It has to be the Cool, likeable, deep ones that die.
I'm going to assume that you're talking about Rorschach. If you consider a psychopath to be "Cool, likeable(likable), deep" you may want to check yourself into a mental institution ASAP. And it's Ozymandias, not Osymandis.
Anyway back to the OP, I wish that everyone is Super Bad was killed because that movie was really, really bad, in my opinion.
 

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Audemas said:
Simon Hadow said:
Argentavis said:
The whole cast of Twilight.
Every character Dakota Fanning portrayed, except the girl from Taken.
WOW! You read my mind, also Osymandis in Watchmen, but NO! It has to be the Cool, likeable, deep ones that die.
I'm going to assume that you're talking about Rorschach. If you consider a psychopath to be "Cool, likeable(likable), deep" you may want to check yourself into a mental institution ASAP. And it's Ozymandias, not Osymandis.
Anyway back to the OP, I wish that everyone is Super Bad was killed because that movie was really, really bad, in my opinion.
yes, I definetley should be checked into a mental institution, but I don't think this is one of the reasons. Rorschach was charecter I at least could like more than Ozymandias (Sorry about the s, typo I know how it's spelled) because he was INTERESTING

Ozymandias: has a completley inhuman personality most could never relate to (Gets a huge inheritance then gives it all to charity to prove "You can make it from nothing"? come on) and became a super heroe after he got coked up in a dessert one night.

Rorschach: Came from a troubled past, always had anger issues, but when he promised a family he would find their daughter, but ended up finding only the bits that the murderer hadn't fed to their dog, snapped and burned the guy alive, thus beginning his vigilante rein as a supposed phsycopath.

so yes, I guess you could call him a phsycopath, but that just makes him more interesting, at least to me. Also I was talking about the Comedian, but let's save that little shpeel for another time.