Movie Trailers: G.I. Joe: Retaliation - Official Trailer

[BrionJames]

So...because the first one was a piece of shit that had nothing to do with the comic or the cartoon, none of the (good?) original actors would come back to reprise their roles. Also, because of his wrestling background we should make Dwayne Johnson Sgt. Fucking Slaughter and cast a bunch of nobodies for him to train like in the original animated movie.

 

[Frezzato]

A couple of thoughts I had whilst watching this trailer;

3) Ooh, kinetic railgun? OH, LONDON. Suck on that! Now Birmingham gets the recognition it rightfully deserves!

I loved the NK comment as well, the look of indignation on the ambassador was priceless

And he didnt really NUKE london, more of a kinetic strike

Looks more like the theoretical 'Rods From God'. Thankfully nobody's figured out an economical way to tote tungsten rods the size of telephone poles into space, however non-radioactive the explosion may be.