Movies/games you won't admit happened (AKA there's only one Matrix movie)

[floppylobster]

Half Life began with Half-Life 2: Episode 2. The other games are production notes, concept tests and backstory that you could look at if you want to but they're entirely optional.

Parappa the Rapper 2 does not exist. Um Jammer Lammy does.

There was only one Robocop movie.

I can't wait for Resident Evil 5 to come out. It reminds me of that time Capcom skipped Resident Evil 3 and just released Resident Evil 4 instead.

Who are Treyarch? They say they're a game developer but I've never seen them release any games. Certainly none that were based on World War 2.

There were no Matrix movies. None at all.

 

[_Cake_]

There are two Prince Of Persia games, the original and sands of time.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

The Twilight-franchise... Don´t think I have to say any more.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

The Austin Powers film series didn't have a first installment. And they still haven't finished Firefly as a series. And the last 10 minutes of the Dark Knight weren't released with the rest of the film. Although I had a weird dream where they killed off Two-Face. But they wouldn't really do that, so it must be a dream

EDIT: There can be only one! (Highlander film, that is)

 

[Darkadder246]

I wonder why they never actually made a sequel to Deus Ex - it's one of the best FPS/RPG games in existence and it didn't merit a sequel? Silly developers!

They did.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deus_Ex:_Invisible_War

EDIT: Just realized how much of an idiot I am.

 

[Mar451]

There werre only two X-Men, Terminator, Jurassic Park, and Spiderman movies. The Fantastic Four were never made into a movie.

Hmmm...i guess thats it...jolly gee willikers i cant think of anything else..oh wait

VAMPIRES NEVER SPARKLED

 

[SUPA FRANKY]

There is no Clone Wars bullshit. George lucas just was msoking to much crack that night.
There is NO Dragon Ball GT
There is NO ending to the Gantz anime. It just went on Hiatus.

 

[The Austin]

Man, Dawn of War was a great series, too bad they stopped making games after Dark Crusade

Yea, that was a shame.

I wonder what the developers have been doing in their spare time?

OP: There were only 3 Spyro games.
All the others were LIES!

 

[Wakefield]

There is only one FFX and it wasn't the dress up one.

I firmly believe that.

This.

 

[Xaryn Mar]

there was no eragon movie because dragons don't have FEATHERS

Heh, I just have to say that some of the first depictions of dragons actually had feathers. Throughout much of the middle ages a dragon on a coat of arms might have feathers.

Eragon was meh but it had nice flying scenes (I love flying scenes)...

 

[The Brewin]

oh dont get me started on troopers 2, that was just an appallingly cheap version of the very well paced and executed THe THING

 

[Charlie the Grenadier]

Return of the King (flame time!!!) only the last, ah ha story over, but lets see how many story endings we can cut in.

Admittedly, that film did have more endings than I've had hot dinners. I don't think that warrants it being removed from memory, though.

OT: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl is a fantastic film. I don't know why they didn't make any sequels; 'The Adventures of Captain Jack Sparrow' has a lot of potential. Oh, well. At least they didn't make any sequels with Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann in it, either. After all, their part in the tale was complete.

 

[Veilside]

Although I did enjoy the newer games, there are only 251 Pokemon, with the first 151 being the best. To say anything else is blasphemy.

Also, Death Note ended at episode 25. It's a shame there was nothing after that.

That would have been a lackluster ending to a amazing series. However in my mind Rurouni Kenshin ended after Legend of Kyoto, so to each his own.

Since Xenosaga Episodes 1-3 turned out to be no direct relation to Xenogears which was supposed to be Episode 5, I no longer acknowledge the existence of the Xenosaga series. This is by far the biggest media let down I've experienced when Xenosaga was first introduced as a 6 part series with them planning on remaking Xenogears as episode 5 and continuing it with episode 6!!

Second biggest media let down was X-men 3 and how they butchered my favorite comic storyline.

 

[TheRocketeer]

The compilation of Final Fantasy VII doesn't exist, nor do the parts of FFX-2 that tie the two entries together. Genesis, Angeal, and the Sviets never existed. For simplification purposes, Vincent was a figment of Cloud's tortured imagination, and ceased to exist after he got healthy.

Denouement: Cloud returns to his chocobo racing career and picks up a major sportswear sponsorship. Tifa becomes an elite restaurateur in Jeuno, reinvigorating their devastated cannon-based local economy. Barret and Cid become world-famous theoretical physicists, replacing Mako with a clean, infinitely-available elementary resource. Reeve markets a puppet-based TV show to a major network and becomes a children's entertainment icon. After her successful music career is cut all too short by hard drug abuse, Yuffie successfuly rehabilitates, writes a cautionary autobiography that touches millions and returns to lead Wutai to economic independence after her father's death. Red XIII successfully rediscovers an enclave of his species, leading them into the modern age and becoming an icon of peacable human-dog thing relations in the decades to come.

-also-

They stopped making Silent Hill games after 4, and Harry Mason's death in 3 was just a trick by Claudia.

The actual end to the franchise was an unreleased game where Harry, James 'n' Laura, Heather, and Henry pile into a car and disappear into the American Southwest via a zany laugh-a-minute roadtrip to run a cattle ranch and discover the true meaning of friendship.

If anyone attempts to mention disacknowledged elements of the Silent Hill series to you, you should repeat the phrase 'cattle ranch, cattle ranch, cattle ranch' with ever-increasing volume until you are left alone.

 

[benbenthegamerman]

I hear that square enix cancelled a kingdoms hearts game called "chain of memories", which is a shame, cuz it was supposed to have this new revolutionary battle feature involving cards... oh well!

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

Dude aren't they still making that sequel to Twenty Eight Days Later? You know the one where the infection doesn't crop back up because of a pair of dipshit children?

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

yeah but they gave us some of the greatest memes in the world!

True. I'm almost willing to forgive them for being awful solely because they brought Youtube Poop into the world.

 

[Deadpewl]

Death Note ended after episode 26
there are only three Devil May Cry games (they didnt make a DMC2 for some reason)
And I keep hearing people say that Sega made more sonic games after Sonic Adventure 2. wierdos.
Those same weirdos keep insisting that there was a Halo RTS.

The Kill Bill series

Must...urg...respect...other's...opinions...