Movies so Bad you love em.

[ZeroMachine]

S. Darko. It's not some gem of a bad movie, but certain parts are laugh-out-loud hysterical, and half the lines make it sound like a porno with bad writing.

That's right. Some of the dialogue is worse than fucking porn. Er... no pun intended.

Another one would be... oh, wait a minute...
*brings up overshield*
Another one would be Twilight. The movie is so awkward it's hilarious. I can't understand how some people take the movie seriously, or how the creators thought it could be taken seriously. Believe it or not, because of the hilarity of it, it was one of my favorite moviegoing experiences last year.

 

[Zimbum]

Howard the duck.

 

[Olikunmissile]

Franken-fish. Quality.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

All those movies that were on SciFi... I would sit around and watch those all day with my dad... If you go by a different meaning of 'bad', then Reno 911 Miami... That movie was hilarious...

 

[DreamKing]

The Toxic Avenger

Sick, cheap, twisted and hilarious

Agreed. There is no way that movie was made to taken seriously.

 

[Daezd]

Krazy Klowns from Kalamazoo.

Yes.

(Pretty sure that's the name...It's about "Klowns" from space that fly down in their circus tent shaped ship and entrap people in cotton candy cocoons. Scared the shit out of me...actually...it still does.)

 

[Nerf Ninja]

Krazy Klowns from Kalamazoo.

Yes.

(Pretty sure that's the name...It's about "Klowns" from space that fly down in their circus tent shaped ship and entrap people in cotton candy cocoons. Scared the shit out of me...actually...it still does.)

That would be "Killer Klowns From Outer Space" excellent film.

 

[Lowbreed]

Conan the Barbarian.

 

[UberMore]

My mate does this with Twighlight.

I don't really watch bad films, as far as I can tell, so no...

 

[MiracleOfSound]

The Toxic Avenger

Sick, cheap, twisted and hilarious

Agreed. There is no way that movie was made to taken seriously.

Characters in mid coitus, orgasming due to the sexual arousement and delight caused by running over ten year old kids in a speeding car... yeah I'd say they weren't trying to remake Citizen Cane there.

 

[soul_rune1984]

Poultrygeist Night of the Chicken Dead.... warning musical numbers and semi pornographic humor.

 

[Rushview]

Super Mario bros

Oh god yes, I could watch that film happily and stare at Sam Mathis for hours.

Oh, and Mortal Kombat!

 

[Daezd]

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That would be "Killer Klowns From Outer Space" excellent film.[/quote]
Ahh, thank you!

I know why I made that mistake...

At the time these "Goosebumps" knock off books were particularly popular in my school...one of them named "Killer Klowns from Kalamazoo."

Good times.

EDIT: But I can't seem to find the books anywhere? I KNOW THEY EXIST! I will find themmmmm!

 

[LaBambaMan]

Two words: Starship Troopers

 

[Everian]

I kinda liked DOOM for some reason.

 

[PhantomCritic]

The Ring, watch the scene with the horse on the boat. I think you'd have to have some sort of dark sense of humour for it.

 

[TheMadDoctorsCat]

Do you have a favorite bad movie? One that was so bad that you have no choice but to watch it over and over again, usually forcing friends to "enjoy" it as well? I just watched Nine deaths of the ninja and it replaced my current pick for the best awful movie genre, which was hard ticket to Hawaii. If you can think of a movie that's worse than these two let me know so I can see for myself.

Also I did a search for this topic and all I found was worst/best lists, and a razzie type thread.

Double Dragon: the Movie. Hey, it's related to gaming as well! I could give you many reasons why this movie is awesome, but here are a few: at one point the heroes accidentally set a river on fire. Let me repeat: they ACCIDENTALLY SET A RIVER ON FIRE. Also they walk into the middle of an army without noticing, and they also get involved in a random fight with zombies. (This is halfway through the movie, and until this point there's been no indication whatsoever that the undead could or would feature in the movie's universe at all.) Also it features Alyssa Milano force-feeding spinach to a guy in a 700lb fatsuit. And if that doesn't do it for SOMEONE, I'd be disappointed in humanity in general!

Tron was so-bad-it's-boring, not so-bad-it's-good. They even managed to make David Warner, here seen playing gurning evil dude no. 326, boring. I didn't know that was possible!

 

[Slaughterhouse]

Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus. It's real. Go ahead. Look it up.

My god; I agree that it's definitely bad enough to warrant a recommendation. Personally, I saw a trailer for it on youtube and thought to myself, "Wow, somebody really but a lot of effort into making a trailer for a fake movie." I ate those words later, when some friends and I were going to rent a movie and, low and behold, there it sat on the shelf, beckoning me.