Movies you cant take seriously because of...

[RatRace123]

Tom Cruise, anything with Tom Cruise.

You can't believe him as a serious actor because underneath that exterior you know there's a huge layer of batshit crazy!

 

[Nazulu]

Brad Pitt in Inglorious Bastards, it just didn't fit well with his style. His fake accent nearly made me cringe in every scene.

 

[meowchef]

Every single movie with Jason Statham in it.

Except Collateral... because he is just an extra in it.

At least someone, D Bones, agrees with me.

 

[meowchef]

Anything with Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, or Megan Fox any of the talentless women out there. Yes, Megan Fox is beautiful, but she couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.

Lindsay Lohan is a surprisingly good actress when she isn't on drugs. A rarity.

 

[Super Toast]

Christopher Walken.

I'm sorry Mr Walken, but after watching your watch scene, I can no longer take you seriously.

You do know that scene was meant to be a bit of a joke on the usual over dramatic "we were soldiers" scene?

I have to say Johnny Depp, excluding Sweeny Todd and Scissor Hands he's pretty much skull fucked every single movie he's been in.

Skull Fucked

Is your avatar from Spaced?

OT: Sean Connery in Highlander. That has got to be the worst Spanish accent of all time.

 

[Caligulove]

Anything with Danny DeVito, now that I watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia religiously.

Like I already thought Batman Returns was ridiculous, but now I just think "....what are you doin, Frank?"

 

[ldbmikey86]

I had a little trouble with Jeff Bridges as the villain in Iron Man, because I know him best as The Dude in The Big Lebowski, of course...and couldn't stop thinking of it. But, I'm kinda over it now.

 

[blankedboy]

Pihrana 3D for obvious reasons.

I'm not even sure if it's supposed to be taken seriously...

Also, Airplane. That's even more obvious that Pihrana 3D (somehow)

 

[Good morning blues]

Anything starring Nicolas Cage. With the potential exception of Con Air.

If you took Con Air seriously, I don't think you quite "got" it

 

[Tanis]

Any 'serious' movie with Tim Carry.

 

[cheese_wizington]

Christopher Walken.

I'm sorry Mr Walken, but after watching your watch scene, I can no longer take you seriously.

You do know that scene was meant to be a bit of a joke on the usual over dramatic "we were soldiers" scene?

I have to say Johnny Depp, excluding Sweeny Todd and Scissor Hands he's pretty much skull fucked every single movie he's been in.

Skull Fucked

Is your avatar from Spaced?

OT: Sean Connery in Highlander. That has got to be the worst Spanish accent of all time.

Oh, no. It's got Nick Frost in it who plays Mike in Spaced, but it's from a British Comedy sketch show called Man Stroke woman made around 10 years after Spaced. Pretty funny stuff.

 

[sheic99]

Jason Statham.

I liked Snatch and the Expendables, but that's it. Transporter sucks, and I'm sure Crank sucks too. The plot of Crank is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.

Just so you know, you're not supposed to take Crank seriously. It's an over the top action movie.

Edit: Realized I repeated myself. I stop thinking goodly at 10:30.

 

[SturmDolch]

Most movies with Keanu.

Yeah, same here. First it was because of the Matrix. Then I saw a clip of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Then I watched Parenthood, where he plays some stoner guy, too. Now whenever I see him, I just laugh. It's hilarious! Plus, he doesn't freaking age! The guy's a damn vampire.

 

[khaimera]

Can't quite take Pierce Brosnan seriously unless he's playing Bond.
Also Dwayne Johnson. He doesn't deserve to be called the Rock anymore. You know why.

Most movies with Keanu.

EXCEPT THE MATRIX. The first one at least.

Agreed. I liked him all of them matrix movies. And Point Break.

 

[TehCookie]

Batman, or any superhero really. When a person dressed in spandex appears in front of me I can't take them seriously.

I cannot keep a straight face watching that.

 

[Megatheist]

Any 'serious' movie with Tim Carry.

you mean Curry right?

Gerard Butler. Apart from 300 and Law Abiding (right up to the ending) I just can't stomach anything with him in it. I know the guy did a lot of soaps and day time TV before switching over to the silver screen but when you establish a presence like he did it's a little hard to go back on that.

 

[Count UberBlau]

Can't quite take Pierce Brosnan seriously unless he's playing Bond.
Also Dwayne Johnson. He doesn't deserve to be called the Rock anymore. You know why.

Most movies with Keanu.

EXCEPT THE MATRIX. The first one at least.

Agreed. I liked him all of them matrix movies. And Point Break.

Keanu in the Matrix only has to look confused so he was cast perfectly. Same with Schwarzenegger he was cast as a robot for The Terminator. Perfect.