Movies You Wish Were Gone.

[Mikkaddo]

As for me, the one thing i could do without are those "modern" spoof-movies, Friedberg-Seltzer Style.

While most bad movies are just bad and that's it, i think these Flicks actually ruin a once fun genre and stigmatize it in a way that actively prevents good spoof movies (think Mel Brooks and ZAZ quality) to be even considered.

You mean like scary movie, not another teen movie etc? I'm very glad you think so . . . frankly those movies add nothing to society except more proof that GENOCIDE HAS A PURPOSE . . . there's just certain things about the human race that would be best kept out of the next generation.

 

[Mikkaddo]

Hold on let me get my flame shield up.

Avatar, Dances With Wolves, The Last Samurai, all Disney movies (except Toy Story, movies that attempt to "pull" at my heartstrings.

ahh but Toy Story as much as they'd want to make you think otherwise, isn't TECHNICALLY disney! it's a Pixar movie! as is Wall-E and all those other wonderful CG flicks like Up and the rest. So those would be safe if we erased Disney movies themselves from existance.

 

[4nthr4x]

The Last Airbender

I absolutely loved the animated series. I'm dying to watch the upcoming sequel.
I was crossing my fingers for the movie, going "please, don't mess this up" for weeks on end.

And when it came out, I've heard all the horrific negative reviews, and I haven't dared do watch it ever since.
I know it's out there, and have to restrain myself to my very limits to not go and watch it.
I'm scared of the amount of mental hurt it could bring forth. If this movie would be erased from existence, I would feel relieved. Unsatisfied, but still relieved

 

[ABLb0y]

Twilight, for emasculating vampires
Batman and Robin, for emasculating Batman
Transformers. pretty self explainetory.

 

[Mister Benoit]

avatar the last air bender the movie

This was the worst movie I have seen in my entire 24 years of living.

If you have absolutely any respect for the wonderful cartoon series DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE.

If I ever meet M. Night, I will punch him in the face for making this movie. Don't you fucking tell me, "I'm a fan of the series," and then make something that belongs on Syfy at 3am. Someone who watched the TRAILERS would get more correct than he did. I'm convinced he based his script off the plot summaries on Wikipedia.

You know what- My Wish? All M. Night movies after 2000. Everything after has been shit.

Seriously though, at the 56 minute point you are at the final episode of book 1: Water. THE MOVIE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO CHARACTERIZATION AND IS BASED ON A SHOW THAT IS ALL ABOUT CHARACTER. HOW DO YOU MISS THE POINT BY THAT MUCH????

Sokka doesn't tell a single joke throughout the entire movie, the ethnicities are all screwy which I could maybe look past if the rest was fine or the acting was superb but it's god awful tripe.

They just threw a bunch of bullet points from episodes 1,2,4 and 18 then filmed them, then put the movie together without any thought of love.

How did this ever get past test audiences?? How did Nickelodeon let this get to theaters?? It would've cost them less money to just cancel the movie and not get the awful press that this brought on.

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING??

At least they are making another cartoon series >.<

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Forrest Gump. I fucking loathe this film, its an insipid, contrived, oscar-baited, sensationalist piece of shit with a pretence of profundity that panders to American self importance.

EDIT: Wait! I forgot something, I also want to vociferate my animosity towards the film Gerry. If haven't heard of it consider yourself lucky, allow me to summarise the plot Matt Damon and Casey Affleck get lost in a desert. That's it, they rarely talk and when they do they have nothing remotely interesting or engaging to say. The most boring goddamn 100 minutes of my life.

 

[Spookimitsu]

Lets see...
Prince of Persia
Scorpion King
Fist of the North Star (live)
XXX
Matrix 2 - 3
Elektra
Daredevil
Blade 3
That Dragonball movie
That "the last airbender" movie
Any movie with Prince in it that isnt Purple Rain
Any movie affiliated with Tyler Perry
Wolverine :'(
any Mortal Kombat film
Live action Street Fighter
Sucker Punch
GI Joe the movie
every Scream after Scream 1
every Final Destination after Final Destination 1
Thats all for now, But I Cannot Pick Just One, All of These Must Be Eradicated


IF ANYONE says, "Well the music in mortal kombat was good" I swear I will find and drown a kitten and make a baby watch

 

[Auxiliary]

Star Wars. Because if Lucas Arts didn't have Starwars, they might have made more use of their cool IP's and not milked the Star Wars one for all that it was worth. Even Bioware won't be able to save that sinking Star Wars ship.

 

[Spookimitsu]

Lets see...

Add that stupid-ass Dungeons & Dragons movie.

 

[JWAN]

Avatar, the one with the smurfs and the last airbender.Shooter, because government corruption and political bullshit should be left to the pros like Tom Clancy (weather you agree with the stupid stuff hes done or not at least admit he can write a compelling story).

Avatar was ok, but I wanted to enjoy a movie not listen to a political rant played out through blue smurfs.

Avatar the last airbender, to be fair I never enjoyed the show on TV either so that could have screwed with my biases a bit. I thought that whole movie was dodgy.

 

[Hookman]

The Cirque du freak movie.
Way to ruin a good book series you Twilight-loving nutbags!

 

[Snake Plissken]

Either Alien: Resurrection or Alien 3. I understand that by getting rid of Alien 3, the shitty sequel would be gone, too, but it's a tough call. Alien 3 wasn't great, and it did negatively impact the otherwise perfect first two films. I was, however, pretty entertained by it (and still am, even to this day). And it has Lance Henriksen in it. I have would have trouble deleting any of his career, because he's fucking awesome.

I'll tell you what...if deleting Alien 3 means it will also rid the world of both AvP films (except the scenes with Lance in them), I'll do it. Aside from that, get rid of the Resurrection abomination.

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

Citizen Kane. You know why.

No, why?

OT: Death Wish (Winner 1974) and by extension all its sequels. Deeply unpleasant, reactionary, right wing fascistic series of film steeped in class, racial and gender hatred.

It is a boring, dry piece of tripe with a premise founded on a plothole, yet is universally lauded as the "BEST MOVIE EVAR", which implies that 70 years of filmmaking and going are just inferior to one mediocre movie.

I think we're in agreement on Kane. Seriously, I have no idea why it's so "great".

OT: I wouldn't delete any film. I just ignore the crappy ones.

 

[LiquidGrape]

One?
Reservoir Dogs.
That way, we would be spared the self-referential terror of Quentin Tarantino's body of work.

 

[DragonBorn96]

The Last Airbender, my god that was awful. Practically gave the middle finger to everyone who loved the series

 

[alandavidson]

I would remove the remake of "Last House on the Left" because of one particular scene (don't even get me started on depictions of violent sexuality in media),

"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" because it destroyed a childhood hero

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" for ruining one of my favorite franchises of all time.

That's all I can think of for right now.

 

[Vivace-Vivian]

Preemptively the Mass Effect movie.

However if I could have a Saga, I think we know which half of Star Wars I'd murder...

 

[Morten Dall]

All the Saw films after 3. THAT'S where it should have ended...

I totally agree. I did not really like the 3rd movie compared to the first two, but from then the franchise hit rock bottom, and just kept going.

And Twilight as well. I would like to add though, than even though I hate the vampire concept of that movie, I understand why it has such great appeal to the teen audiences and people looking for an easy blockbuster. But as a Vampire: the Masquerade fan I am obliged to loath it!

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

I'd remove Terminator 3 which would also take care of 4. 2 neatly ended the series, I don't know why they had to mess with it after that.

This. Also, considering Twilight has been done to death already, Battlefield Earth. Gah!!!

 

[DTWolfwood]

Skyline, Skyline, Skyline, Skyline, Skyline.

...Skyline. I actually wanna give my mate his money back for taking me to see that terrible film.

you saw it in theaters?! o you poor suckers XD Hear it was bad but i always give alien invasion movies a second chance, boy were they right, the movie was just bad not as bad ass...

Dragonball: Evolution. yep thats the only movie i wish never existed. That and maybe Street Fighter the Legend of Chun-li.