MUFFINS! (And Moar!)

[Tanis]

So, what's your favorite muffins...or, you know, other dessert?

I love coconut cream pie and pumpkin pie and banana nut MUFFINS.

 

[Parasondox]

Well my favourite muff...

*reads beyond the title*

Oh. Right. Er... Nevermind then. Toffee Cheesecake I like.

There we go. Innocent PG/PC answer.

 

[Bob_McMillan]

I'm not entirely certain what a muffin is. Is it not just a cupcake?

As for desserts, as long as it's sweet, cold, and bad for your health I'm game.

 

[Barbas]

Blueberry muffins is good. I also likes me some cheesecakes, apples pies and sticky toffee puddingses.

 

[Queen Michael]

I'm entirely certain what a muffin is. Is it not just a cupcake?

It's basically a larger cupcake without that wad of cream on top.

 

[Bob_McMillan]

I'm entirely certain what a muffin is. Is it not just a cupcake?

It's basically a larger cupcake without that wad of cream on top.

Huh. That's not a very substantial difference, is it?

In that case, I like banana bread muffins, at least ones made by my sisters or mother.

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

Blooooolberry muffins....gimme!!! And the rest...come on now, they aren't going to steal themselve's now, are they? Have you ever tried freezing muffins then breaking them up into ice cream? Oh, nevermind, me...neither.

Feaaaast your lustrous eyes upon the warm loving glow of the blueberry muffin. Feeeaaaast!!!

*No touching allowed. Control yourselves.

 

[Parasondox]

Blooooolberry muffins....gimme!!! And the rest...come on now, they aren't going to steal themselve's now, are they? Have you ever tried freezing muffins then breaking them up into ice cream? Oh, nevermind, me...neither.

Feaaaast your lustrous eyes upon the warm loving glow of the blueberry muffin. Feeeaaaast!!!

*No touching allowed. Control yourselves.

Right, I am reporting you, bear. That's just porn. Filthy taste porn.

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

Blooooolberry muffins....gimme!!! And the rest...come on now, they aren't going to steal themselve's now, are they? Have you ever tried freezing muffins then breaking them up into ice cream? Oh, nevermind, me...neither.

Feaaaast your lustrous eyes upon the warm loving glow of the blueberry muffin. Feeeaaaast!!!

*No touching allowed. Control yourselves.

Right, I am reporting you, bear. That's just porn. Filthy taste porn.

You can't stop me now....hahahaha! Looks at all these unruly muffins! (All of age and consent of course)

Free speech must mean free blueberry muffin madness! No censorship here, juicy humanfriend!

 

[Parasondox]

Blooooolberry muffins....gimme!!! And the rest...come on now, they aren't going to steal themselve's now, are they? Have you ever tried freezing muffins then breaking them up into ice cream? Oh, nevermind, me...neither.

Feaaaast your lustrous eyes upon the warm loving glow of the blueberry muffin. Feeeaaaast!!!

*No touching allowed. Control yourselves.

Right, I am reporting you, bear. That's just porn. Filthy taste porn.

You can't stop me now....hahahaha! Looks at all these unruly muffins! (All of age and consent of course)

Free speech must mean free blueberry muffin madness! No censorship here, juicy humanfriend!

Such bakebait. Hold on...

*fap fap fap fap fap fap*

DON'T JUDGE ME!! This is why I stopped watching the Food Network. Just total total day time kink. Ofcom should put a ban on them.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Banana Nut, obviously. Everything else is heresy.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

Banana Nut, obviously. Everything else is heresy.

The answer is always warm blueberry with a little bit of butter.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Banana Nut, obviously. Everything else is heresy.

Spoiler

The answer is always warm blueberry with a little bit of butter.

Blueberries? BLUEBERRIES!

Blueberries aren't even the best berries, let alone the best muffin. It's a trash fruit that's only advantage is how easy it is to handle, grow, and sell. Raspberry muffin? Maybe you'd have a leg to stand on. Blueberries? Fuck that shit. Bananas and nuts all the way.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

SNIP

You've gone Bananas and you're completely nuts!

 

[Parasondox]

Banana Nut, obviously. Everything else is heresy.

Spoiler

The answer is always warm blueberry with a little bit of butter.

Blueberries? BLUEBERRIES!

Blueberries aren't even the best berries, let alone the best muffin. It's a trash fruit that's only advantage is how easy it is to handle, grow, and sell. Raspberry muffin? Maybe you'd have a leg to stand on. Blueberries? Fuck that shit. Bananas and nuts all the way.

Oh you see, now them be fighting words, AccursedTheory. Don't SPLIT your wig for banana.

 

[Fijiman]

Banana Nut, obviously. Everything else is heresy.

Thank you! Finally, another civilized muffin eater.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

Banana Nut, obviously. Everything else is heresy.

Thank you! Finally, another civilized muffin eater.

There's nothing civilized about it! Banana Nuts are an affront to the Banana God, the Nut Trinity and the Muffins of the Outer Void!

 

[Fijiman]

Banana Nut, obviously. Everything else is heresy.

Thank you! Finally, another civilized muffin eater.

There's nothing civilized about it! Banana Nuts are an affront to the Banana God, the Nut Trinity and the Muffins of the Outer Void!

So says the uncivilized ragamuffin who likes blueberry muffins.

 

[axlryder]

You guys are getting way too excited. Here, have the muffin equivalent to a cold shower.

 

[Pinkamena]

You guys are getting way too excited. Here, have the muffin equivalent to a cold shower.

I actually said "oh nooo" out loud. That is so wrong.