MUFFINS! (And Moar!)

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Parasondox

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axlryder said:
You guys are getting way too excited. Here, have the muffin equivalent to a cold shower.

That should be classed as torture. So so wrong. LAWYERS!!!
 

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axlryder said:
You guys are getting way too excited. Here, have the muffin equivalent to a cold shower.

You dare bring this foul monstrosity into the Imperium of Muffins?


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You've gone Bananas and you're completely nuts!
I make no apologies for my fanaticism. I offer my life in service of the God-Muffin of Mankind.
 

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Parasondox said:
Such bakebait. Hold on...

*fap fap fap fap fap fap*

DON'T JUDGE ME!! This is why I stopped watching the Food Network. Just total total day time kink. Ofcom should put a ban on them.
They should be called fapOfcom really. And I just assumed you were a bird with very short wings trying to get up to the biscuit jar. Now the reality is so much more saucy!

axlryder said:
You guys are getting way too excited. Here, have the muffin equivalent to a cold shower.

I bet they dont taste half as bad as they look. But they do look really very bad. Makes me think of the land of the muffintrees.
 

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I eat muffin on a daily basic (I have it for breakfast half the time) and I can say Banoffee (banana and toffee) Mufffin is my favourite type of muffins!!!!!! There is no taste like it than banoffee I guess!

Also there's Banana and caramel muffin that Pound Bakery selling these days which taste similar. Granted since I buy them every week, the taste had kinda worn off due to repetition.
 

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Boston cream muffins, yo.



Blueberry is a close second, but that former is just so good.

So good! :D
 

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Silentpony said:
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Who wants a crunchy muffin?! Why not just let it spoil and tell yourself the crunch is probably just nuts?!

If you want blue slime in your muffins, why don't you just leave them out in a moist place for a few days? Then you'll have a whole rainbow of fantastic mold colors to amuse your kindergarten palette.
 

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AccursedTheory said:


Warm gooey-ness is nothing to be ashamed of! But crunchy bread?! Ain't no one got time for that! It defeats the whole purpose of the muffin! At least chocolate chips will melt if warmed up, but nuts?! Nuts?! Nuts get warm and still crunch, and at that point its like biting into a cockroach that's gotten into the muffin!
 

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Silentpony said:
AccursedTheory said:


Warm gooey-ness is nothing to be ashamed of! But crunchy bread?! Ain't no one got time for that! It defeats the whole purpose of the muffin! At least chocolate chips will melt if warmed up, but nuts?! Nuts?! Nuts get warm and still crunch, and at that point its like biting into a cockroach that's gotten into the muffin!
That's the last God damn straw. I'm taking this out back - The rest of the site doesn't need to see this next bit.

 

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AccursedTheory said:
Silentpony said:
AccursedTheory said:


Warm gooey-ness is nothing to be ashamed of! But crunchy bread?! Ain't no one got time for that! It defeats the whole purpose of the muffin! At least chocolate chips will melt if warmed up, but nuts?! Nuts?! Nuts get warm and still crunch, and at that point its like biting into a cockroach that's gotten into the muffin!
That's the last God damn straw. I'm taking this out back - The rest of the site doesn't need to see this next bit.

Silentpony said:
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I'll never surrender!! GrandmaPony's warm blueberry muffins are the best thing ever, ya' bastard!
*Throws two dark cinnamon sticks into the right*

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!! I want to see some sweet sugary syrupy blood!!

Now play that battle music thats always used in old movies. You know which one I am talking about.
 

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Silentpony said:
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Parasondox said:
I think we can all agree there's only one way to settle this. Deathmwatch in Mechwarriors 4 Mercenary. Winner's muffin is the best.
Mechwarrior 4? Deathmatch?

Lets do this!

...is what I would be saying, if I could get Mechwarrior 4 to work on Win10.

 

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AccursedTheory said:

Does is not run in Compatibility mode? 'cause we could totally Live Stream our grudge match for the Escapist. I'd name my Argus the BlueBerry Muffin, and you could name your Vulture the Disgusting Cockroach Muffin
 

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Silentpony said:
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Does is not run in Compatibility mode? 'cause we could totally Live Stream our grudge match for the Escapist. I'd name my Argus the BlueBerry Muffin, and you could name your Vulture the Disgusting Cockroach Muffin
Yah, didn't have any luck getting it to run when I tried a while back. Couldn't get MW3 to work either. Hard to get mad, though - It's not exactly supported software.

I can give it another go sometime this week though. Streaming... that would be tough for me.


That's basically the fasted my internet has ever clocked in. Ever.

But... yah. 0.72 Mb/s is... not ideal for streaming.
 

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You ALL are wrong. There is only one true muffin of all possible muffins.

CORN.

Unfortunately I don't have any pony gifs as not necessarily a fan but still...

ALL HAIL THE GLORY OF CORN!!!!