MW2 on the PC...lol.
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Yes indeed, lets fuck the nuke!miracleofsound said:
O/T: I think the game reached a line in the sand and went a million miles too far with the Air-support, and the only way you can get the Nuke is with a Pave Low/Chopper Gunner/AC130 unless you have god on your side and enough bullets to take out Russia!
I am amazed at how fucking dumb and ignorant OP is, and all the while he's trying to be 'edgy' and 'cool'.
I kind of question where the whole controllable vehicles come in and all that, (prestige 1 level 40 myself ON PC.) and also how the fuck you came up with such a ridiculously retarded flow chart. The maps are made to fit 4-12 people with some maps large enough for 18 so you might as well just shut the fuck up.
Also: if you want realism play something like ARMA, I would prefer a game with good balance over a game which is realistic any day.
The only point I agree on are cheap kills from RPGs and such, which is why I miss dedis from COD 4 (where the nubtube amongst other things could be banned).
Also: if chopper gunner / ac-130 stay in the air for longer than 30 sec you're doing something wrong.
I kind of question where the whole controllable vehicles come in and all that, (prestige 1 level 40 myself ON PC.) and also how the fuck you came up with such a ridiculously retarded flow chart. The maps are made to fit 4-12 people with some maps large enough for 18 so you might as well just shut the fuck up.
Also: if you want realism play something like ARMA, I would prefer a game with good balance over a game which is realistic any day.
The only point I agree on are cheap kills from RPGs and such, which is why I miss dedis from COD 4 (where the nubtube amongst other things could be banned).
Well gee bub, you must really suck at games, poor you.MR T3D said:
Also: if chopper gunner / ac-130 stay in the air for longer than 30 sec you're doing something wrong.
Welcome to the Escapist. We frown upon double posts, please use the handy "Edit" button at the bottom right of your posts if you wish to change them.miracleofsound said:
I kid, but on topic: Congratulations, you have an opinion.
EDIT: As for the air support, it can all be shot down. It takes literally 3-5 seconds to shot down most forms of air support.
Tell me honestly where the fun is in sighing, taking a minute out of you experience to change to a rocket launcher class, and shooting down the helicopter. It's just an annoyance that feels like the game slams the brakes before accelerating again.MCGT said:
PC elitism! Jesus man. tone it the hell down. You can like games and own a console you know? And PS3 basing at the same time. Wow. That's a record or something.Archetypal_Maniac said:So anyway MW2 yeah, you know that one, new age shooter with all the fancy bollocks and bells attatched, the greatest game in the universe in some peoples opinions and also apparently a hot topic amongst "gamers" Ok so yah anyways, I am a PC gamer and I got this game and expected a mediocre shooter with nothing special, but you know what? I was right HAH!
Wait a minute this is soo good look at "TEH REVIEWS" But as a PC gamer I feel a little trodden on, a little hard done by. I explained this to a friend who plays it on console and he assured me of the games greatness, to which I referred him to this flow chart:
Now that you see my stance on this issue we can move on, so why is MW2 so wank? Well for a start I play it for online, let's face it if you buy MW2 for it's singeplayer shit fest then that's just false economy. For a start the guns which are available are merely modern skins and names attatched to a series of random stats. Huh? you ask. Well for example I have the choice of selecting the ridiculous 50.cal Ronnie Barrett, which takes 2 chest shots to kill my opponent, yes a gun used for taking out vehicles. Or theres the AA-12 auto shotty...theres no need to continue, they had no clue or they wanted balance, who cares? Not them.
Next...I have been killed by missiles, helicopters, fucking jets...bullshit cheap kills, what's the point in this? Some dude had his jet pointing, POINTING at spawn while he blasted the enemy team, I was sitting there watching it like a donkey sex show, amazed and disgusted. I thought I was playing an FPS.
Now wait maniac, vehicles like totally make FPS better and stuff. Good point...they do make the game more interesting...when the maps your fucking playing on arn't the size of my THUMBS. That's right folks I think if I farted at my spawn the enemy could taste it at theirs. But console players don't need big maps because there is a smaller amount of players per server/game.
Ok techy stuff...yah techy stuff, since they built this for a console and for the console only don't expect any freedom. No servers, no mods, no custom maps and the game stops every so often to change host when he pisses off. Think you can fit about 12 people on the server and you have to wait extra long between maps while noobs fiddle with their shitty gun set up, this game feels like a console FPS, and isn't what it is cracked up to be for the PC. This seems to be a pattern though, good solid series of games being shit out for console players and that shit being put through a mincer for the PC players.
Although...the graphics are nice. I hate Christmas.
P.S. I heard that if you get to the highest rank theres a perk that lets you shoot lasers from your anus. Pro.
I can't see why you'd have a problem with an auto-aiming bot in the sky. That's completely fair! I can see how if you were the lowest scoring player how being given the auto-aiming bot would be unfair, which is why only people who are on a killstreak get the bonus.ReepNeep said:
See it's completely fair and balanced. But if you added in a 'lean' feature, that would unbalance it.
I'm sorry to be nit picky but you left out that they removed lean and console commands so as far I know you can't (or com_)cg_drawFPS 1 to see your fps or my favourite the lagometer.Archetypal_Maniac said:So anyway MW2 yeah, you know that one, new age shooter with all the fancy bollocks and bells attatched, the greatest game in the universe in some peoples opinions and also apparently a hot topic amongst "gamers" Ok so yah anyways, I am a PC gamer and I got this game and expected a mediocre shooter with nothing special, but you know what? I was right HAH!
Wait a minute this is soo good look at "TEH REVIEWS" But as a PC gamer I feel a little trodden on, a little hard done by. I explained this to a friend who plays it on console and he assured me of the games greatness, to which I referred him to this flow chart:
Now that you see my stance on this issue we can move on, so why is MW2 so wank? Well for a start I play it for online, let's face it if you buy MW2 for it's singeplayer shit fest then that's just false economy. For a start the guns which are available are merely modern skins and names attatched to a series of random stats. Huh? you ask. Well for example I have the choice of selecting the ridiculous 50.cal Ronnie Barrett, which takes 2 chest shots to kill my opponent, yes a gun used for taking out vehicles. Or theres the AA-12 auto shotty...theres no need to continue, they had no clue or they wanted balance, who cares? Not them.
Next...I have been killed by missiles, helicopters, fucking jets...bullshit cheap kills, what's the point in this? Some dude had his jet pointing, POINTING at spawn while he blasted the enemy team, I was sitting there watching it like a donkey sex show, amazed and disgusted. I thought I was playing an FPS.
Now wait maniac, vehicles like totally make FPS better and stuff. Good point...they do make the game more interesting...when the maps your fucking playing on arn't the size of my THUMBS. That's right folks I think if I farted at my spawn the enemy could taste it at theirs. But console players don't need big maps because there is a smaller amount of players per server/game.
Ok techy stuff...yah techy stuff, since they built this for a console and for the console only don't expect any freedom. No servers, no mods, no custom maps and the game stops every so often to change host when he pisses off. Think you can fit about 12 people on the server and you have to wait extra long between maps while noobs fiddle with their shitty gun set up, this game feels like a console FPS, and isn't what it is cracked up to be for the PC. This seems to be a pattern though, good solid series of games being shit out for console players and that shit being put through a mincer for the PC players.
Although...the graphics are nice. I hate Christmas.
P.S. I heard that if you get to the highest rank theres a perk that lets you shoot lasers from your anus. Pro.
Besides that you shouldn't be a troll in fact it stuff like this that actually makes it hard for people who are trying to decently defend the PC without shitting on everyone else.
This is why we get called Elitist and you have not helped the PC in anyway way by doing this in fact you have damaged it's reputation.
Why is everybody congratulating this guy for being a pretentious asshole who made a flow chart that pretty much just illustrates the console wars? I thought we were above this, guys.
I find it funner than being killed by said helicopter . Especially as I don't mind using my heavy class. And it's countered by the fun that you get when the tables are turned and you get to rack up a ridiculous amount of kills in the chopper. Unless of course, they do the smart thing and take it down as well.Flishiz said:
Reported, just for being another asshole trolling and demeaning console gamers.Archetypal_Maniac said:So anyway MW2 yeah, you know that one, new age shooter with all the fancy bollocks and bells attatched, the greatest game in the universe in some peoples opinions and also apparently a hot topic amongst "gamers" Ok so yah anyways, I am a PC gamer and I got this game and expected a mediocre shooter with nothing special, but you know what? I was right HAH!
Wait a minute this is soo good look at "TEH REVIEWS" But as a PC gamer I feel a little trodden on, a little hard done by. I explained this to a friend who plays it on console and he assured me of the games greatness, to which I referred him to this flow chart:
Now that you see my stance on this issue we can move on, so why is MW2 so wank? Well for a start I play it for online, let's face it if you buy MW2 for it's singeplayer shit fest then that's just false economy. For a start the guns which are available are merely modern skins and names attatched to a series of random stats. Huh? you ask. Well for example I have the choice of selecting the ridiculous 50.cal Ronnie Barrett, which takes 2 chest shots to kill my opponent, yes a gun used for taking out vehicles. Or theres the AA-12 auto shotty...theres no need to continue, they had no clue or they wanted balance, who cares? Not them.
Next...I have been killed by missiles, helicopters, fucking jets...bullshit cheap kills, what's the point in this? Some dude had his jet pointing, POINTING at spawn while he blasted the enemy team, I was sitting there watching it like a donkey sex show, amazed and disgusted. I thought I was playing an FPS.
Now wait maniac, vehicles like totally make FPS better and stuff. Good point...they do make the game more interesting...when the maps your fucking playing on arn't the size of my THUMBS. That's right folks I think if I farted at my spawn the enemy could taste it at theirs. But console players don't need big maps because there is a smaller amount of players per server/game.
Ok techy stuff...yah techy stuff, since they built this for a console and for the console only don't expect any freedom. No servers, no mods, no custom maps and the game stops every so often to change host when he pisses off. Think you can fit about 12 people on the server and you have to wait extra long between maps while noobs fiddle with their shitty gun set up, this game feels like a console FPS, and isn't what it is cracked up to be for the PC. This seems to be a pattern though, good solid series of games being shit out for console players and that shit being put through a mincer for the PC players.
Although...the graphics are nice. I hate Christmas.
P.S. I heard that if you get to the highest rank theres a perk that lets you shoot lasers from your anus. Pro.
You can't put a quote into a post while editing it. A second post is your only option when quoting someone.Flap Jack452 said:
Or just some deep, booming, growly voice shouting about how good you are.miracleofsound said:
You should change the 'No' for liking video games to 'Not to the extreme', but I see your point there.
EDIT: About that voice, UT2004 has a hidden woman's voice that when you get the 'Double-kill/Multi-kill/etc.' mini-streaks, she gets closer and closer to orgasm. Way to direct at yoir target audience there.
PC gaming can be about getting under the skin. You can say it's about the complexity and thought needed, but it can also be about the inner-workings of a game i.e. modding. UT3, for example, was a game made to mod, which is oh-so obvious in the PS3 version which supported user-made mods.