"My boss is an asshole" stories

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The Funslinger

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Huh. I'm surprised this thread hasn't garnered stories faster.

Happy to report my boss is a decent guy, all things considered. He can get a bit narky under pressure, but then he is the head chef at this fairly popular hotel, so yeah.
 

ReadyAmyFire

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zelda2fanboy said:
In the UK I'm sure there would be a few employment laws which back you up. If he fired you for being late when he wouldn't let you in, I'm pretty sure you'd have a case for unfair dismissal. I'd be surprised if there weren't similar statutes in the US

All my bosses have been superb though. I still get invited to staff nights out at Christmas :)
 

AlmostEvil664

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reading these stories makes me feel lucky. My boss is a good guy, just panics sometimes and needs to be calmed down.
 

Duskwaith

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My bosses are generally alright, they do try to mouth off at you but if you talk back they literally cant stand up for themselves.

My real issue with my job is the actual work itself, any job where some idiot who cant pack broccoli etc. out properly gets you in trouble for not doing your job right because of said idiot is a pile of shit for a job. Also being scored out of 100% for every shift in terms of products found is also pretty crap when various factors can decimate your score below the required level
 

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My managers are generally alright, though our Store General Manager has just recently been suspended for a week due to getting too many complaints from staff. Thing is though, the guy's a great manager, yeah he can get narky, but he only get's annoyed if you're not doing your job properly. I've been working at the store I work at for 5 years, never had any problems with the guy and he's easily the manager I get along with best. Moral of the story is: Don't want him to shout, do your fucking job.

Although, I do have a great story of incompetence from a manager, one of the lower down managers, he's a bit of a twat and that's putting it nicely, how he still has his job is beyond me. But yeah, to the story.

Last year one of the generators for one of the freezers had a malfunction, the engineers called to fix the generator recommended that it was shut off until they arrived the next day to fix it incase it caught fire. A good recommendation and one that should certainly have been followed, and it was, for about half the day. When this particular manager came in for his shift and was told about the problem with the freezer, instead of following the recommendation to keep it off passed on from the engineers, he decided he wanted it put back to working conditions.

By this point you can probably see where I'm going, yeah, the generator caught fire, which spread to the freezer door and also set that on fire. This guy, through his stupidity, managed to cause a fire that set a fire safety door on a freezer on fire. Luckily this happened at like 6:30am, before the store was open, so we didn't have the hassle of evacuating customers.

The action log was fuckin' brilliant though. My mate works in the admin office so he let me see the report for a laugh and it went something like this:

- Engineers called in to fix freezer generator, recommended turning it off until they arrive incase of a fire . This has been actioned.

- Duty Manager Alan Garai insists that the freezer be restored to working order.

- Call about damage caused by fire.

Roughly something like that, but I could not stop laughing for ages.
 

Lilani

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I have a boss who isn't necessarily mean...I just don't like how he runs the shifts. I'm working at McDonalds for the summer, and one of the shift managers is a bit of a...control freak. When things get tough, he starts giving such specific instructions people don't have room to make their own choices. For example, a few days ago the drive-thru was very busy bot the front counter was pretty slow. We had a couple of bursts, but it was manageable. There were 3 of us on front counter, me and another guy on drawers and one girl who was assembling our orders. During the slow times when nobody needed to order, the two of us on drawers would do other things like stock up on stuff we needed, clean stuff, and even help with things like fries to make drive-thru's job easier. But the manager wouldn't let us do that. Even if there wasn't anybody who needed their order taken, he'd tell us to stay right at the register. So we'd stand there, doing nothing, scared to replenish our desperately needed stock or help our runner get the orders out. We were running low on tons of things, but we couldn't get them because every time we tried he'd tell us to go back to the register. The only time we could go get stuff is when we were totally out and had no choice but to go to the back and find it.

And it didn't help that everybody was behind on breaks. The girl and I didn't get our breaks until 6 hours into our shift, and the boy didn't get his until 7 hours in--and only because I approached the head manager about it during a slow time. There were plenty of slow periods for us to get our breaks in, but he just wouldn't do it. And I know it was because drive-thru was slammed and he was too stressed to give anybody breaks out of fear the front would get that way, too. He's a nice guy, but he is just not very good at running shifts.
 

zelda2fanboy

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ReadyAmyFire said:
In the UK I'm sure there would be a few employment laws which back you up. If he fired you for being late when he wouldn't let you in, I'm pretty sure you'd have a case for unfair dismissal. I'd be surprised if there weren't similar statutes in the US
I live in the US. Yeah, we don't have those. *laughs heartily trailing off into a sigh* They can fire you for any reason whatsoever, except for being gay, black, or a woman. And in those cases, racists/sexists can still fire you, just for some other arbitrary reason like "insubordination" or any other nonsense. Also, this particular employer (like many, many other US businesses) instituted an "arbitration policy" which means that it is impossible to sue in court.

Logic 0 said:
The best example was the time I was forced to stick my arms out of a window when it was -40C without windchill or any protective gear on when I let them know about how upset I was they basically said "Be glad we let the rest of you stay inside.".
Oh yeah, been there done that. It was my job to load appliances and exercise equipment into customers' cars under a time limit. And they often didn't bother to pull their vehicles around to the curb, so I would often have to wait outside while they went out into the parking lot to get their car, even though the little computer they used told them three times to do so, plus there were signs... (So glad I'm never doing that again.) Thursday, I was waiting with a customer in 110 F degree heat while his buddy got the truck, and he had the idiocy to say "At least you don't have to work outside."
 

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1. I was working with a co-worker on a project for the team. Our supervisor had us come to his desk to demonstrate the work. The guy demonstrated his part and then I demonstrated mine. Immediately after, the boss thanked him. I got no recognition what-so-ever.

2. One morning, I came up the elevators and was heading to my desk when I saw him walking towards him. I said "good morning" to him and he stared at me blankly for a moment before greeting the co-worker behind me. I know he saw me say it because he was looking straight at me when I did, and when he greeted the other co-worker, he had to look up to make eye contact with him. So, he basically just ignored me.

3. For most of the time I was working there, I was in charge of consolidating people's time sheets into a master sheet for the week and to put it into pie chart form for weekly and monthly meetings with the team leader (his boss). As one might expect, no one wants to do these documents. So, overtime, the other members of the team began to stop turning them in to be consolidated. I sent emails and even went to their desks to try and get them to do it, but that only worked for a short while. People began to create excuses for not doing it. So I reported it to him. He did nothing. I CCed him on all emails to show that I was actually trying. He claimed that he would talk to them about it. I gave it a few days, then asked a few co-workers and he hadn't talked to any of them. Come meeting day, his boss is wondering why the time charts look so "off" and essentially scolds him for it. Later on, my supervisor comes at me like it's my fault and scolds me for it before actually talking to the other co-workers.

4. When I first started, there was some training that I needed. My boss told me to go search for it on the internet. I had never done this before and barely knew what I was looking for. With some advice from a co-worker, I managed to find the training that I needed, but the date for it was drawing near, so I passed it on to my supervisor so that he can give the OK and do whatever he has to do. He told me to keep looking to see if there was anything cheaper. I spent some time for that and couldn't find anything. So I told him about it and he did nothing. I hammered him with emails each day trying to remind him and he continued to do nothing. The deadline passed by and I was forced to try to find another. The next training for the same class was months away and I told him that. He gave me one of those "you're so stupid" sighs before telling me to find something else. So I found something that looked similar and he FINALLY did his job in setting that up for me. Unfortunately, at the time, I didn't know that the training I gave him was of a different version of the program I was to be in charge of. Some concepts are the same, but much of the functionality was very different. My supervisor shouldn't known better, but he just blindly signed me up for it.

These stories are all about the same guy and there are more, but these are the ones I remember the best. I worked for him for 2 years before calling it quits. The job paid very well for an entry level employee, but It wasn't worth the stress and headaches. The lesson I learned from working there is that, if they preach to you about "diversity" during an interview and the office employees don't seem to be very diverse, don't take the job unless you absolutely have to. Especially if your race, gender, or age is different than what you see there. There's a very good chance that they're just hiring you as a token to meet the status quo and you probably won't be respected in the office. I complained to my mother about the job and she thought I was overreacting until she went to a school reunion and talked to people who have worked for the same company or know someone that has. I wasn't the only one having problems, apparently.