My childhood just filed another police report.

[Klarinette]

New A-Team movie?

...eeeeewww... I won't hold my breath or bother with hopes for this one.

 

[Wildrow12]

Simu, come here....come on

There, have an e-pat on the back.

It's gonna be okay. We just won't watch it...it'll go away. On opening day, I promise to watch my A-team boxset. Why don't you do the same? They can't take Mr. T from us. They can't take our memories away. So we won't let them. Okay?

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

They're not purging all traces of the superior TV series are they?

Then what's the fuss? You don't have to see the film, and if you don't want to see the merchandising, wear really, really, really, really dark sunglasses.

 

[SimuLord]

Simu, come here....come on

There, have an e-pat on the back.

It's gonna be okay. We just won't watch it...it'll go away. On opening day, I promise to watch my A-team boxset. Why don't you do the same? They can't take Mr. T from us. They can't take our memories away. So we won't let them. Okay?

Thanks, Wild. Indeed, I think I'll spend June 11 watching a marathon off the DVD box set.

 

[Doug]

A-Team?

Kids these days.

Your dag namit right, with their poke-a-mans and there whipper snapper ways! *grumble-grumble-zzzz*

 

[Billion Backs]

I can't wait to watch the A-team movie.

Kinda hoping it's going to be the same laughtastic level of fail as the series were.

 

[Serioli]

The A-team are killing people now?

Part of the experience was seeing 1,000,000 rounds fired, evrything roll and the bad guys stumble out holding their heads!

 

[SimuLord]

The A-team are killing people now?

Part of the experience was seeing 1,000,000 rounds fired, evrything roll and the bad guys stumble out holding their heads!

Well, y'know, today's trigger-happy kiddos couldn't possibly stand for that! They have to make it Darker and Edgier [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkerAndEdgier] (sorry to anyone who has to be up in the morning for that link.)

 

[Jinjiro]

Remakes are the bastard child of the noughties, and unfortunately it looks like it's a trend that's not about to end any time soon. Hollywood depends on nostalgia to make money, it seems, as it's apparently too risky to hire some writers with original ideas.

What next? Airwolf? Defenders of the Earth? VOLTRON?

 

[Kiju]

Had a rape kit done, and as always DNA evidence points to those rat bastard marketing executives in Hollywood who greenlight these violent assaults upon the tender nether regions of my most cherished memories.

Seriously, Hollywood? A fucking A-Team remake? IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE? And just to grind salt into the wound, you choose Del Taco---MY FAST FOOD SANCTUARY, HOME OF EVERYTHING GOOD IN THIS WORLD---to do your merchandising tie-ins. This means every time I go for meaty, delicious Del Beef Burritos, I have to see your memory molestation like the altar boy up the street going into the confession booth.

I hate you, Hollywood. Right at the moment I'd like to drop Castle Fucking Bravo on the city of Los Angeles to wipe it off the map. A-Team. George Peppard's turning in his grave. Damn it all to hell.

(for discussion: What, if any, recent movies have elicited this reaction from you? I know I'm not the only Gen-Xer around here.)

You have a very strange, disturbing use of metaphor there, bud. I think you might want to tone it down a bit 'less the Police pay your house a visit simply on principle...

 

[SimuLord]

You have a very strange, disturbing use of metaphor there, bud. I think you might want to tone it down a bit 'less the Police pay your house a visit simply on principle...

Sting and his band will play a private concert because I used a disturbing metaphor?

 

[Lord Krunk]

You're a tad late to the party, aren't you?

Anyway, the trailers look awesome.

 

[SimuLord]

You're a tad late to the party, aren't you?

Anyway, the trailers look awesome.

Today was the first I'd heard of it. I don't own a television and I haven't been in a movie theater in 11 years (Man on the Moon, and only because I'm a HUGE Andy Kaufman fanatic and Jim Carrey fucking nailed it.) I went into Del Taco...and wanted to cry.

 

[lord canti]

Wait michael bay is doing the A-TEAM movie?

 

[Mortons4ck]

A conversation between a friend and I:

Friend: Hey, did you hear they are making a A-Team remake movie?

Me: Oh, is Mr. T going to be in it?

Friend: Uh, I don't think so...

Me: Then I don't care.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

two things
1) please don't kill me but Im actually excited about the A-Team movie I think all of them have been well cast and that Rampage will do Mr. T justice as BA.
2) the Nightmare on Elm Street remake(JEH's performance as freddy aside) and the Friday the 13th remake, are making me want to kill Michael Bay(forget Transformers I could careless about how he ruins that francise)

 

[splatterguy734]

I got pissed off when I heard Will Smith and Steven Spielberg were planning to remake Oldboy but the plan fell through which made me doff my happy hat.

 

[bad rider]

I'll only be pissed when I know it sucks. Until then I'm stuffing cotton wool in my ears and thinking about how it will be a faithful remake.....
Well it has the guy from the hangover in it, I mean thats good news, probably.

Oh is anyone else psyched for the hangover2?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

(for discussion: What, if any, recent movies have elicited this reaction from you? I know I'm not the only Gen-Xer around here.)

Every damn one. They haven't done a decent one yet.

Although, and this may just be the cold talking, the A-Team doesn't look quite that bad.

 

[Casual Shinji]

This'll be like the Charlie's Angels movies,...but with dudes.

Yeah, this is gonna suck. Though, I'm sure everyone is going to go see it. Even you. Yes, you!