My christ... Circumcision led to an amputation... without the patient being consulted

[Reed Spacer]

Of course, if they'd stopped the doctor halfway through the amputation, the guy would have gone off half-cocked, so...

 

[Emz]

He definitely should have waited until after the surgery to tell the guy that he had what appeared to be cancer.

If it had been something that didn't require amputation then I am sure no one would have really cared but this doctor seems to lack any common sense. You'd think that considering how sue happy patients are with their doctors (and most of the time rightly so) that this doctor would have taken a minute to think "should I really be cutting off this man's penis?"

I am female, so I cannot truly get what he must be going through, but I really feel for him. <3

 

[Geekosaurus]

He is going to get a huge payout.

And a huge penis. I'm pretty sure Lorena Bobbitt's husband got some monstrosity sewn between his legs after his wife chopped his off...

In an extremely Frankenstein type of way?

 

[Evilsanta]

Ouch!

The docter is sure is going to get sued.

And i really feel sorry the guy...

 

[RyanBishop]

Eye for an eye... Tooth for a tooth...

You get my point.

 

[squid5580]

I pity the fool......oh my, I will never complain about having a bad day again.

I used to complain about having no shoes til I met a man...

yeah sue the shit out of them. Even though money will never make up for the loss.

 

[SovietSecrets]

The most extreme form of cock blocking right there. Stage one cancer which can be treated and the doctor cuts it off and not even asking the patient? Terrible. At least reattachments are possible.

 

[Slayer_2]

Sure the victim here is gonna get a lot of money from one of the few lawsuits I can actually support, but is it even worth it? Without that part of you, life would just be so much more... horrible. If it was me, I'd probably take that money, buy a gun and shoot myself.

 

[Liiizard]

I seriously would have murdered the doctor on the spot when I woke up if I were that man. No hesitation, no guilt.

 

[Mcface]

Cant he just get a plastic willy as replacement, and everyone is happy?

No. I don't think he would be happy to have a plastic willy. I imagine he'd much prefer to have his back. You know, for sexual pleasure and what not.

I'm sure though I would be happy not to die of cancer, and live to see the day when plastic willies have nerves attached to them.

But you can never reproduce, or have pleasurable sex?
No thanks. Unless of course, you can sue the shit out of those doctors.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

And a huge penis. I'm pretty sure Lorena Bobbitt's husband got some monstrosity sewn between his legs after his wife chopped his off...

His penis was recovered and reattached, it wasn't a transplant or anything like that. I'm not even sure if penis transplants exist. Though if we can transplant faces, why not?

I sure hope they do, for his sake. I mean, jeez... there are no words to describe just how bad that sucks.

Actually, on second thought, there are a few words: [HEADING=1][HEADING=1]HE GOT HIS DICK CUT OFF![/HEADING][/HEADING]

On a scale of one to ten of 'things that suck', that is a twelve.

That poor, poor bastard...

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I guess he was ...*puts on sunglasses*...cold-cocked.

Of course, if they'd stopped the doctor halfway through the amputation, the guy would have gone off half-cocked, so...

*Slap*

You. Leave. Now.

 

[binvjoh]

Worst wake up ever.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

"Dear God no!!!

Never go to a hospital...
Never go to a hospital...
Never go to a hospital..."

 

[ilspooner]

Wow. I'm female and I'm having sympathy pains for the guy.

That's one lawsuit that I can get behind. Rip that doctor a new one!

Agreed! Even girls feel for the guy. That... just waking up and finding out... yeesh. D: I hope that doc gets his ass kicked in the lawsuit.

 

[Steam Colossus]

My junk hurts right now...

 

[viranimus]

Note to self... Dont go back to Kentucky.
Should going back to kentucky be required, Dont get sick.

 

[thatguy1]

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