My conscience made me not-defend myself.

[Aur0ra145]

It's very very difficult to tick me off. Though with that being said, I won't take general crap without dishing some straight back verbally. Generally I'm a very sarcastic person and I'm pretty damn good at taking jokes/insults. Additionally I've got very good situational awareness, and it really helps me in knowing how to deal with different situations.

I don't like to move towards fighting when words are exchanged, in fact I find it dumb that somebody can say something that would move you to engage in physical violence.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

People in my school are immune to comebacks. so goddamn arrogant its not worth using speach with them because they won't acknowledge who you are anyway.

thankfully, Im so tall that someone with the guts necessary to pick a fight with me is kind of rare.

 

[GuyWithABeard]

I was in high school, this random Rugby player (Who we considered to be the second from the bottom of the intellectual totem pole above chavs) decided it would be funny to ask my girlfriend at the time to the 11th year prom which was up and coming in the next couple of months. I was pretending to be asleep at the time and just ignored it, my girlfriend was a big girl, she could defend herself.

Blahdy blah, she unleashed a barrel of whitty insults which made him angry, he went for her.

I grabbed his wrist, twisted it behind his back and slammed him up against the wall.

Why was this very impressive of me? Well you have to remember, he's a rugby player, I'm a turd with a laptop.

 

[Miumaru]

I suck at come-backs. But why does that matter? If Im right and he is wrong, clever comebacks SHOULD be moot.

 

[The_Healer]

No I'm bigger than everyone else.

Not only that, I am completely brutal when it comes to verbal arguments and usually take it 'too far' when insulting people (and if necessary utilizing vast magniloquence).

Oh well, I guess I am just missing out.

 

[Ickorus]

I used to get bullied when I was at high school for having long hair.

Most of them stopped when I put a pencil through someones hand. =]

I wouldn't suggest doing that unless the schools staff like you though, when I did it I didn't even get suspended because the staff liked me and the head teacher even said the guy had it coming.

 

[AnarchistScum]

Used to get bullied because I was dressed like an emo. Well, not anymore since we swedes at 16 get to go to separate schools for more advanced education. So, kinda like upper senior but new school.

Anyways, I always used to laugh at them, I was pretty psycho back then. Got pushed up in a locker by one of the assholes that didn't like me and his friend started insulting him. It was hilarious, so I laughed while he banged me against the locker (don't take this wrong...) and he was yelling "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT!?". While I easily could have pushed him against the locker on the other side, I didn't.

Because his 6 foot 3 friend was standing there beside him. But, I got a good laugh out of it. And whenever he'd say something like "Hey Emo! You're so fucking ugly!" I'd respond with "Good! Then we have something in common "

Always so funny. Mostly when I've been verbally abused I've just said something that embarrases the person, or just cuts through their insult completely. Though I sometimes wished that I punched them in the face, like when I got pushed up against the locker. Though his friend always came across to me as being a quite good person.

And there are a load of times where I wish I had socked the idiots in the face..

 

[iFail69]

I only had one guy bully me when I joined my old school, by the end of the year, everyone hated him.

just make friends with everyone else (or make sure everyone knows what you are like at least) so then everyone can see what a douche the bully is.

 

[chris89300]

It's usually best to avoid physical conflict, besides, you could do a lot more damage with words, I've actually made some "badasses" cry, literally, they cried like the little bitches they were, but yeah, kicking someone's ass in the middle of the courtyard usually gets you some "respect", I know that after I almost killed a guy in front of the whole school, anyone who wasn't a friend of mine would avoid looking me in the eyes (also, I'm tall and I look like a drug addict nowadays, so people usually don't bother me too much)

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

I don't bother getting into petty scuffles and if someone calls me gay I just say "yep" and then use logic to clog up the last few gears holding their minimal intelligence in place. But if they were actually attacking me or something I wouldn't hesitate to break their jaws.