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Hollock

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My dad rules because he makes shit out of wood and sells it to rich hippies near Bill Cosby's house for piles of money. Well he used too.
 

SmartIdiot

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My dad is cool because he brought me up to act like a gentleman as much as I can (even though I often throw that one out the window) and he's always always got the best advice.
 

Andaxay

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My dad is cool 'cause he didn't fail his first ever song playthrough on Guitar Hero 3. Also 'cause he's ridiculously good with numbers.

The best thing is when he told me fairly recently that he'd do anything in his power to help get me out of this country, which is so huge a desire I can't even put it in words. He treats me like an adult and gives me my independance, which I'll forever be grateful for.
 

Simriel

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DemonicKitten said:
Erm, my dad is cool because he didn't want me when he found out my mum was pregnant. Means i get my mum all to myself. Trouble is, i have siblings whom don't know me but i know them, they are only youngsters and my half sister is the almost the spitting image of what i was like at her age.

For the first time in my life my dad actually looked me in the eyes and spoke directly to me last year. It was creepy but good because in some way, he finally became a man and faced what he never could before, his first ever child now grown up and having a life of her own. Shame he is going to miss out on any distant future events such as my wedding day, his first grandchild e.t.c. Serves him right.
Hey! Thats surprisingly like my story... And you where born around about the time I was... Giant social experiment? My problem is I decided around age 7 that I wanted my father in my life (I was naive and didn't actually know what he was like) and now I can't bloody get rid of him.
 

MagicMouse

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Because my dad has been legitimately stabbed by a spear, twice.

had a tree fall on his head.

Wiped out on his motorcycle 3 times.

Totalled 7 cars(that i know of).

Had his fingers cut to the bone by a fan blade, and drove himself to the hospital.

Has hung himself by a harness 40ft in the air, with a chainsaw.

Jumped of a dam.

and watever else that he hasnt told me....

AND IS STILL ALIVE!
 

Daveman

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GreyWolf257 said:
I shit you not, he officially is more education than 99% of the rest of the world. That's not a joke.
please, please let it be a joke.

not being a grammar nazi but when it's about being educated it kinda matters...
 

GreyWolf257

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Daveman said:
GreyWolf257 said:
I shit you not, he officially is more education than 99% of the rest of the world. That's not a joke.
please, please let it be a joke.

not being a grammar nazi but when it's about being educated it kinda matters...
Grammar Nazi! Call in the 1337 Squad!

Joking. I didn't see that little error, but you could have just sent me a PM. Oh well, thanks for the alert.
 

armaina

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My dad is cool for many reasons. He's rather tech savvy and though I may know a bit more than him at least he knows how to determine what good computer parts are and can manage his own computer software and hardware. Also he is the person that got me into video games, as I grew up watching him play Wolfenstein 3D, Underneath a Killing Moon, Doom, Descent, Mechwarrior 2 and an assortment of other games that got me into playing games as a kid. Also when we first got the internet back in oh, 1995, my dad didn't choose AOL. He's also a writer, and in fact had scripts stolen from him and used on Star Trek Next Generation which he was not credited for :| Also my dad is just an all around great guy despite being a little over protective.

I forgot more awesome things. He's in his 50's but he still has all his hair, in fact it's long and looks like a lion's mane. He also invented semenex.
 

Daveman

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GreyWolf257 said:
Daveman said:
GreyWolf257 said:
I shit you not, he officially is more education than 99% of the rest of the world. That's not a joke.
please, please let it be a joke.

not being a grammar nazi but when it's about being educated it kinda matters...
Grammar Nazi! Call in the 1337 Squad!

Joking. I didn't see that little error, but you could have just sent me a PM. Oh well, thanks for the alert.
it was just a public thank you for helping to make my day, we all make mistakes, but it's always nice when there's a bit of irony involved.
armaina said:
Also when we first got the internet back in oh, 1995, my dad didn't choose AOL.
I no longer care what my dad did, I wish I had yours. Totally genuine.
 

RanD00M

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My dad is cool because he does not mind my gaming habits.
My dad is cool because he bought me a PS3 when they just got released.
My dad is cool because me and him both enjoy Gran Tourismo.
My dad is cool just because.
 

Twilight_guy

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My dad is cool because he can beat up your dad. (had too)

My dad is cool because he is good at making things with his hands and working with computers.
 

TheColdHeart

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My Dad is cool because all my friends say so. (as odd as it sounds)

Mainly because he loves to have a good time.
He is funny as hell.
He seems to know just about everything ever...
Has an exceptionally relaxed attitude towards drinking and is great when he is drunk himself.

He could beat up your dad. FACT
 

FROGGEman2

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Furburt said:
He can play the guitar, piano, flute and tin whistle really well.
Mine can play... well, anything. Seriously, you name it.

Oh yeah, HE NEVER WENT BALD.

Jew genes. Booyah.
 

The_Echo

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He makes music... and it doesn't suck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECtVjFRgut0

He also does illustrations for a newspaper, and is a pretty decent video editor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6GZsSe2b9w

FROGGEman2 said:
Furburt said:
He can play the guitar, piano, flute and tin whistle really well.
Mine can play... well, anything. Seriously, you name it.
I'm calling your bluff. Marimba? Kalimba? Sitar? Biwa? Koto? Shamisen? Ocarina? Dizi? Gemshorn? Didgeridoo? Xiao? Bagpipes? Domra? Ukulele? Khim? Janggu? Ipu? Udu? Sheng?
 

WickedSkin

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My dad is cool because he is one of those really hard working middle-aged white men people hate so much. You know, one of those who keeps the free world on it's feet. He has also been a dance-instructor and he is a good dancer.

Still he is a middle-aged white male.. meaning he is one of the most evil things that lives! Along with all the other middle-aged white men.

My dad is cool because he is evil and probably pays someones hospital bills. Also he is not bald which gives me hope for the future.