My dog Daisy is inherently better than any other dog.

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DefunctTheory

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Are you kidding? You're dog didn't even finish opening it.

Clearly, mine is the best, because she's in the woods and the blackest.






 

Cowabungaa

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It might. But sadly, your dog still suffers from the terrible affliction of being a dog. I'm so very sorry, we might have to put it down. Hopefully your next dog will just stay a cat.

[small]Disclaimer: I don't actually hate dogs that much I'm just fucking around. Sadly dogs and I often don't agree due to certain Asperger's related thingies I have.[/small]
 

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AccursedTheory said:
By any chance, did your dog try to get you to play fetch with giant "stick" in the third and fourth pictures? It looks like she wants to, and I wouldn't put it past any dog to try.
 

DefunctTheory

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MysticSlayer said:
AccursedTheory said:
By any chance, did your dog try to get you to play fetch with giant "stick" in the third and fourth pictures? It looks like she wants to, and I wouldn't put it past any dog to try.
God no, she'd rather die then play fetch.
 

Foolery

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Well, uh, my dog is better than your dog, because he is a cat. Yeah, that works.
 

Laser Priest

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Well, the dog I'm taking care of this week has already shit in the house twice and every time I take him outside he just stares at me like the little idiot he is, so you're probably right.
 

McElroy

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Does you dog fuck bitches? Ours does (not just bitches, he has a selection of inanimate playthings he likes to wear down).
 

Kolby Jack

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My childhood dog, Lady, actually noticed how we were always scooping her poop, and completely stopped pooping in our yard. She did her business across the street in a vacant lot, I believe. I never really investigated. Her only real issue was that she despised almost every other dog she met (besides my grandparents' dog, Rocket). She loved people though.
 

Barbas

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I have to lock this, because there isn't much discussion value. It's a cool dog, though. Not my favourite breed, but adequate, adequate.